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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
01-03-2014, 08:43 PM
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You Know that your not to be happy or feel good about someone being damned so why laugh?
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Why do you think someone would not be happy in Heaven? Heaven is going to be GREAT! We will be married to Jesus - but not in a gay way for the men (Isaiah 54:5; Ephesians 5:31-32; Revelation 19:7), we will be perfect and will get along with everyone (Ephesians 5:25-27), we’ll be rulers of all the earth (Revelation 5:10), and one of our first jobs will be to judge the angels (1 Corinthians 6:2-3)! Why should Pastor Zeke not enjoy his reward (Matthew 25:23)?
Besides, Jesus Himself will be laughing, so it won't be rude (Psalm 2:4).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
03-22-2014, 10:31 PM
Hi. I am kind of sickened at what people are saying. You beat up someone thats wrong. Gay or straight. Also your wife is not an object she can do whatever she wants you two should be equals. You should not control her. Being gay is fine, they are not going to hell. You need to go to therapy.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
03-22-2014, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 111111
Hi. I am kind of sickened at what people are saying. You beat up someone thats wrong. Gay or straight. Also your wife is not an object she can do whatever she wants you two should be equals. You should not control her. Being gay is fine, they are not going to hell. You need to go to therapy.
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Hi, and welcome to our forums! It appears as if you've forgotten to share the chapter and verse in the Holy Bible in which you find "Being gay is fine."
Go ahead and look for it.
Take all the time you want.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
03-22-2014, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 111111
...You beat up someone thats wrong...
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That's not what the Bible says.
That's not what the Bible says.
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...Also your wife is not an object she can do whatever she wants you two should be equals...
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That's not what the Bible says.
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... You should not control her...
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That's not what the Bible says.
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... Being gay is fine, they are not going to hell....
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That's not what the Bible says.
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That's not what the Bible says.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
08-17-2015, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Isaac Fisher
Dear Christians (and unsaved trash),
“Hatred stirreth up strifes, but love covereth all sins.”
I’m a pretty calm and happy person- most of the time. I’d stopped being violent and angry when I was seventeen years old but I still have violent outbursts every once in a while. It frightens my wife and children (5 and 8) and makes the whole house a lot tenser for days after the problem. It’s mostly alright but sometimes I cannot help it and the person who made me mad was asking for it.
Well, I think I over stepped the mark on this one.
My wife is very ditsy and cute and, I thought since we moved so far away from out old home and life and since she was pregnant, I decided to let her have an old friend over. He is about twenty-two and I didn’t like him at all from the second he walked into my house.
He looked gay. Very gay.
He had long, curly hair and was about the same size as my tiny, little Janet. Before hand she told me he looked like this guy called Mica or something. I hade no idea what I was letting myself in for…
I made the two of them aware I’d be in the room through their visit and I knew Janet was tense. She tried to hint at the little gay-boy (Lewis or something) that he should stop being so camp but he continued to aggravate me. :headbang:
Within half-an-hour I stood up and told him he was a little faggot and he should get out. Want to know how he responded to me?!
He piffing flirted with me!
Janet’s face was a picture. I would have laughed at her if I wasn’t so angry.
So, I ended up grabbing the little homer by the throat and had him against the wall while I punched him. Janet was screaming and I think I pushed her to the floor (I know, I know, she is a woman. She is emotionally weak and I should try to train her better) and told her to shove off. I continued to punch him in the head, chest and face for about twenty minutes; then I just kicked him for a while. The guy was less than half by size and a scrap of a person.
I won’t go into details but he has a broken nose, a bloody forehead and a two black eyes along with probably a heap of bruises on his chest and body.
Did I over do it?
Should I just of just kicked him out?
I admit it- it did feel sort of good. Is God the cause of this good feeling? Or is it Satan?
I think I might need some help. This isn’t the first time I did something like this.
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Dude, that was a really ***potty language*** thing to do.
Seriously.
You're like a high school bully who never grew out of it and it's pretty ***more potty language*** that you did that.
Last edited by Elmer G. White; 08-17-2015 at 05:59 PM.
Reason: Removed too much potty language. Jesus does not appreciate potty language.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
08-25-2015, 03:13 AM
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Dude, that was a really ***potty language*** thing to do.
Seriously.
You're like a high school bully who never grew out of it and it's pretty ***more potty language*** that you did that.
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You don't seem to have made many posts, but as recently as post #75 Mr Taylor quoted the Scripture relating to how homosexuals should be treated. Additionaly, in the post before yours even an obnoxious—although usually polite—atheist pointed out that none of the liberal claims about homosexuals ’ agenda to deprave and corrupt the whole world have any Biblical authority. God is very clear on this, are you suggesting that the Creator of the whole universe is some petulant schoolyard bully?
Remember that we know He did indeed create everything because He has so precisely described many aspects of His handiwork which would be impossible for non-creators to do. But He has. Therefore He did. God's standard is not the same as human standards; if it were He would not need to explain anything would He.
People who reject God's standard can't really call themselves Christians.
..well they might call themselves anything I suppose but they're not Christians.
PSALM 19:1-9 KJV
The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handiwork. Day unto day uttereth speech, and night unto night sheweth knowledge. There is no speech nor language, where their voice is not heard. Their line is gone out through all the earth, and their words to the end of the world. In them hath he set a tabernacle for the sun, Which is as a bridegroom coming out of his chamber, and rejoiceth as a strong man to run a race. His going forth is from the end of the heaven, and his circuit unto the ends of it: and there is nothing hid from the heat thereof. The law of the LORD is perfect, converting the soul: the testimony of the LORD is sure, making wise the simple. The statutes of the LORD are right, rejoicing the heart: the commandment of the LORD is pure, enlightening the eyes. The fear of the LORD is clean, enduring for ever: the judgments of the LORD are true and righteous altogether. What they are saying is that God's Law is imperfect, His statutes vile, impure. That the commandments of The Lord do not enlighten but are unclean, enduring only until some alternative is dreamed up and so—we must assume—untrue and iniquitous. That is the thrust of your position and it's one no True Christian could ever espouse.
I CORINTHIANS 6:9,10b KJV
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind…shall inherit the kingdom of God.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
08-29-2015, 02:32 AM
You acted admirably. As others have already said, the Bible permits violence towards gaysexuals.
You have to be careful about the time and the place though. I almost lost my job by bullying a fag coworker. I kept threatening him until he eventually quit. Happy ending. I would've taken it further but I have a cow of a wife to feed. Can't afford to get fired.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
08-29-2015, 02:34 AM
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Dude, that was a really ***potty language*** thing to do.
Seriously.
You're like a high school bully who never grew out of it and it's pretty ***more potty language*** that you did that.
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Look, "dude", a fag getting beaten is no excuse to use bad language on our forum.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
09-15-2015, 02:47 AM
OP, you should not be ashamed of your Godly chastising of an ungodly queer. You should be proud, knowing that you have obeyed the Lord and given this heathen queer just a small taste of what Jesus has in store for him in the fires of Hell.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
09-15-2015, 03:27 AM
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OP, you should not be ashamed of your Godly chastising of an ungodly queer. You should be proud, knowing that you have obeyed the Lord and given this heathen queer just a small taste of what Jesus has in store for him in the fires of Hell.
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You have made no introduction. That is rude, even among Bronys. You are under suspicion, due to numerous red flags.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
09-15-2015, 05:29 AM
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You have made no introduction. That is rude, even among Bronys. You are under suspicion, due to numerous red flags.
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Bronies make me want to puke. They are nothing more than closeted bestialists, no better than that Asian zoophilia website I have far too much respect for people here to share but force myself to view for several hours every week in order to see what levels of base depravity those filthy gooks will stoop to.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
09-21-2015, 08:17 AM
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... no better than that Asian zoophilia website I have far too much respect for people here to share but force myself to view for several hours every week in order to see what levels of base depravity those filthy gooks will stoop to.
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I've also been doing a lot of research into gook-pravity and now I'm very hard
pressed to learn about these celestials and their sin habits. I'm thinking of going on mission to Thailand to study further. Des, you're welcome to have a position on my missionary staff, if that floats your fancy. I'm willing to bend over backwards to get the homo-slope influence to come to an end. It sounds like you might be too!
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
09-21-2015, 11:34 PM
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I've also been doing a lot of research into gook-pravity and now I'm very hard
pressed to learn about these celestials and their sin habits. I'm thinking of going on mission to Thailand to study further. Des, you're welcome to have a position on my missionary staff, if that floats your fancy. I'm willing to bend over backwards to get the homo-slope influence to come to an end. It sounds like you might be too!
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I would love nothing more than to add that to my resume. Together we could cover both sides of the tracks. And Brother Fred has been quite helpful in the past when it comes to pointing me toward the spiritually dark areas of Asia in desperate need of salvation. He might be able to lend his expertise to this mission as well.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
03-02-2016, 08:58 PM
That is not ok. Not under any circumstances. That is your wife's friend, mate. You don't just beat the everloving crap out of someone for joking around with you. What you did was honestly disgusting, and he should charge you with assault.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
03-02-2016, 09:01 PM
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That is not ok. Not under any circumstances.
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That's where you're wrong, friend. Jesus says so Himself - the gays bring it upon themselves when they get beaten to a pulp, and shame on them (Leviticus 20:13).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
03-03-2016, 01:59 AM
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That is not ok. Not under any circumstances. That is your wife's friend, mate. You don't just beat the everloving crap out of someone for joking around with you. What you did was honestly disgusting, and he should charge you with assault.
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Friend, you clearly do not understand the threat of the homosexual. And I speak as an Ex-Queer, also once consumed with vicious and predatory anal conquest.
Homos are not normal people and simply cannot control the persistent lust for the brown-eye. No rectum is safe anywhere near a queer. They lurk in the shadows and calculate the probability of mounting an anonymous rump, and when the opportunity is there to stab an innocent Christian man with a filthy gay erection, they act. Trust me.
My Brother in Christ simply took preemptive action in order to ensure his personal safety in his home. Would you rather the outcome had been an innocent man, face down and prostrate? Victimized as his distal colon was distended and flooded with queer seed, at the hands of a criminal and homosexual pervert?
Have you no empathy?
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
03-03-2016, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Patchwork Rarity
That is not ok. Not under any circumstances. That is your wife's friend, mate. You don't just beat the everloving crap out of someone for joking around with you. What you did was honestly disgusting, and he should charge you with assault.
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It is a fine thing to see one so steadfast in their work for Jesus that they shrink from no duty. Many of those here in this forum might well fall into the sin of beating homosexuals when the need for discipline arises. I myself have been guilty of throwing rocks at homosexuals and spraying them with fire extinguishers, too. I have shot them with bb's and slingshots and even thrown rotten fruit at them. I was weak and failed to do my duty to God. The Lord has said, "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."- Leviticus 20:13. My duty was to smite them for the Lord, but I failed. The next time, I will be strong and follow your example.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
03-03-2016, 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Patchwork Rarity
That is not ok. Not under any circumstances. That is your wife's friend, mate. You don't just beat the everloving crap out of someone for joking around with you. What you did was honestly disgusting, and he should charge you with assault.
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Dear Unsaved Maggot:
That is not what the Holy Bible says.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
04-08-2016, 07:55 AM
You should have been more careful in allowing your wife liberties. Having said that I am sure you have put her on the correct path now.
As for feeling sorry about beating up a faggot, I would not worry, most do not consider them human, so they can be used like property.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
04-08-2016, 08:29 AM
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You should have been more careful in allowing your wife liberties. Having said that I am sure you have put her on the correct path now.
As for feeling sorry about beating up a faggot, I would not worry, most do not consider them human, so they can be used like property.
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Who is this Miss Vreb?? Jesus is an example of a person who considers homosexuals to be human. Of course, Jesus has very few followers at the moment (Matthew 7:14).
Homosexuals are sinners. Only human beings can sin and have sinned since the Fall (Genesis 3:6). Animals are property to be subdued (Genesis 1:28). As sinners, homosexuals have HOPE. They CAN Repent and let for of their habits that are seductive but repulsive to Jesus (Romans 1:26). If they do this, they'll be New Creatures without sin (2 Corinthians 5:17), and Landover Baptist Church is famous for its excellent results in producing these ex-gay persons!
Why this emphasis on the sin of gayness then, you may ask? Aren't all sins (except the unforgivable one; Matthew 12:31) equal?
James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Verily, they are. All sins are equally revolting to the sweet eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord, Redeemer and Savior. Why the fuss, then? Why indeed? Because homosexuality has become one of the gateway sins. The large majority of people in the world today no longer consider it a sin at all. This leads to the situation where exercising homosexuality is no longer considered the ultimate hazard to Salvation but it has become the norm and we're on the verge of becoming a nation, where the God-given (Matthew 19:5) meat-eating heterosexual marriage is being outlawed.
THAT is why homosexuality is so dangerous. Not because it would be more sinful than every other sin that we must avoid to obey and feat God (Ecclesiastes 12:13) but because it is used to lure people into the sinful path which is littered with other prohibited acts.
Fortunately, everyone still knows how disgusting the many other sinful habits are. We all know that it is very bad to wear jewelry or go to the hairdresser (1 Peter 3:3), NOT to give away all your possessions (Luke 14:33) or not to have profound hate towards you parents and siblings (Luke 14:26). These are sins that all the formerly Christian world still remembers and upon which our current civilization is based on.
But homosexuality has been pardoned by the secular authorities. It has NOT been pardoned by Jesus (1 Timothy 1:10). It is our duty to repeat this endlessly (1 Timothy 5:20) to Save (John 3:18) these HUMAN beings from HELLFIRE (Revelation 20:15).
You, Dear "Vreb" need to read the Good Book, the Bible and understand that WE do this for Love to Save people from God's Hate!
Revelation 3:19
As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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