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Default Re: The History of Rock and Roll Music! (NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDRE - 02-05-2008, 02:08 PM

As for me, I'm into Christian rock, of course! Elvis rocks and Jeesus rolls!

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Default Re: The History of Rock and Roll Music! (NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDRE - 02-05-2008, 04:20 PM

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As for me, I'm into Christian rock, of course! Elvis rocks and Jeesus rolls!
And what about Jelly Roll Morton, you disgusting sinner?


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Default Re: The History of Rock and Roll Music! (NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDRE - 02-05-2008, 05:43 PM

Well take a look at this video of your favourite presidential candidate talking about how he likes Rock and Roll:

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Default Re: The History of Rock and Roll Music! (NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDRE - 02-06-2008, 12:52 AM

Your favourite presidential candidate is a Rock fan:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fdtt8Gt1dfU
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Default Re: The History of Rock and Roll Music! (NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDRE - 02-06-2008, 01:02 AM

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Your favourite presidential candidate is a Rock fan:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fdtt8Gt1dfU
Friend, Jesus sees right through your pitiful attempts to RickRoll us.


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Default Re: The History of Rock and Roll Music! (NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDRE - 02-06-2008, 01:04 AM

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Friend, Jesus sees right through your pitiful attempts to RickRoll us.
If you'd kindly correct your post after actually clicking the link, it would be much appreciated. Thank you.
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Default Re: The History of Rock and Roll Music! (NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDRE - 02-06-2008, 01:06 AM

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If you'd kindly correct your post after actually clicking the link, it would be much appreciated. Thank you.
I have clicked on that link, and I am not impressed.


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Default Re: The History of Rock and Roll Music! (NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDRE - 02-06-2008, 01:10 AM

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I have clicked on that link, and I am not impressed.
You may not be impressed but there indeed is your favourite presedential candidate playing Rock'n'Roll and saying he likes it.
Either this proves that your ideals about him are wrong, or that rock is not in fact satanic.
Pick your favourite.
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You may not be impressed but there indeed is your favourite presedential candidate playing Rock'n'Roll and saying he likes it.
Either this proves that your ideals about him are wrong, or that rock is not in fact satanic.
Pick your favourite.
No, that is clearly an awful old queer from the 80s telling me that he is never going to give me up, never going to let me go. You can't lie to Jesus, boy!


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: The History of Rock and Roll Music! (NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDRE - 02-06-2008, 08:34 AM

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No, that is clearly an awful old queer from the 80s telling me that he is never going to give me up, never going to let me go. You can't lie to Jesus, boy!
Haha, very funny, way to try and get people to not click the link. What are you afraid of?
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HE'S NOT RICK ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Default Re: The History of Rock and Roll Music! (NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDRE - 02-13-2008, 07:35 PM

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Boy, why are you here? You hurl hatespeech at our members and make endless posts about satanic music that no one cares about.

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I don't care.
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I don't care.
Good enough for me then.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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The History of Rock and Roll Music

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This is a historical project to prove once and for all that rock music, by itself, is an unholy influence, and has been right from the start. It is time to stop this "Christian rock" nonsense which is clearly a gateway to goth death-metal bands like Nine Inch Nails, Izzy Osborne, O.D.B., Faith No More, The Rolling Stones, Maryland Manson, the Grateful Dead, and so on.

According to most accounts Rock and Roll music was invented by Chuck Berry. Chuck Barry, by the way, only had one #1 radio hit, and this is it:



And it all went downhill from there.

The Rock and Roll agenda has always had several anti-American goals, all of which were obvious right from the very beginning.

1. Oral Sex:



Now, if this contageon was isolated to blacks, it would have been understandable. But like AIDS and reefers, it spread with desegregation. Here a white girl is learning to do it. Although shy and clumsy, she has the basics:



2. Homosexuality:

"Purple Haze", considered by many the anthem of the 1960's, prominently features the line "Excuse me while I kiss this guy":



3. Communism/terrorism

I think someone has already posted this somewhere, but it bears repeating: rock musicians will support any left-wing cause, not matter how extremist:



(More to be added, work in progress).


The Fraud of "Christian Rock"Hell's Bells: The Dangers of Rock 'N Roll:

Part one is just a redundant introduction. Part two points out that ancient Chinese philosophers believed that music was the most important thing shaping the world - even more powerful than furniture arrangement (fen-shui). But other than that, it's just more introduction.

Part 3 has nothing interesting, and part four documents examples of blatant rebellion against Christ, which isn't really that shocking compared to the persecution we face in this forum every day.

Part 5 though, starts by showing that Rock and Roll promotes something far worse than blatatant Satanism: false religions, such as Buddhism! MUST SEE:



Parts 6 and 7 are tame, but in part 9 we get to some REAL sin: SEX:



And, more false religions, including VOODOO:



The part on Backmasking gets its own page.


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What an insightful first post!

How about you toddle over to the Introduction section and tell us a bit about yourself? You need not tell us that you don't know how to assemble a coherent sentence; we've figured that out already. We also know that you hate Jesus. Perhaps you can tell us why?

Thanks!


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You guys forgot about the Voodoo Glow Skulls, great Ska band. You guys act like all these bands and musicians have hidden agendas. It's not a conspiracy guys... lighten up.
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You guys forgot about the Voodoo Glow Skulls, great Ska band. You guys act like all these bands and musicians have hidden agendas. It's not a conspiracy guys... lighten up.
That's just ignorance, friend. These sorts of satanic bands are just what is wrong with America these days. Now I haven't read all the way through this thread, but Jesus told me all I need to know: all musical bands who don't donate their time and money to the Lord are satanic. It's not a conspiracy, it's just fact. We're not some ufo-watching, tin-foil wearing bunch of whack-jobs. We're put here on earth to wait for Jesus to come back from the sky and our job is to be vigilant, watching for signs that the invisible devil puts out there to give to us, and that's just what we're doing. The biggest sign of an active Satan today is in music: do just a little investigation and you'll see (and you'll stop coming across as an ignorant fool...maybe...)


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