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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-16-2012, 02:50 PM
Strange I have always thought that oral sex is natural.
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-16-2012, 03:05 PM
Apologies Faith Machine. I meant no inappropriateness to come from my comment. I just wish to suck every bit of knowledge and Godlyness from both you and Redeemed. Till I feel every bit of God flowing over me. Praise and GLORY to both you and Redeemed. I feel so welcomed here and I can feel the True Christian flowing through me.
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-16-2012, 03:17 PM
But what if, just if:
The Satan wrote that oral sex is bad, and God with his pure mind did not even think about changing it?
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-16-2012, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ShalomIsrael
Strange I have always thought that oral sex is natural.
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That's what the Devil wants you to think. He just dances with joy in the knowledge that Hell will be full of experienced little perverts like you lining up to service him eternally.
Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-16-2012, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ditzygurl83
Apologies Faith Machine. I meant no inappropriateness to come from my comment. I just wish to suck every bit of knowledge and Godlyness from both you and Redeemed. Till I feel every bit of God flowing over me. Praise and GLORY to both you and Redeemed. I feel so welcomed here and I can feel the True Christian flowing through me.
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Please bear in mind that Faith Machine is an ex-chronic masturbator who is, as I type, contemplating castrating himself for Jesus. I am strong enough to withstand the thought of you as a new wife submitting yourself utterly to my every whim and desire in order to please me and give me many fine sons but Faith Machine's life of perversion and self-sodomy is torture to him in such circumstances.
Please be sensitive to such issues as many of the unsaved trash are at an even less advanced stage of renouncing masturbation than the stalwart Faith Machine. We don't want any of them sinning and being killed by God for spilling their seed.
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-16-2012, 04:33 PM
Redeemed, thank you so much for pointing all that out. I had not even thought that my words could be pervcieved by chronic masturbators and the unsaved as a means of spilling their seed. I have been told by pastors and my father that no seed should ever be spilled, lest it be wasted. Apologies for this. Again you have showed me the errors in my ways and for that I am so thankful.
To you Faith Machine, I do apologize. I am forever sorry if my words made you feel the need to spill your seed. If there is anyway, at all, that I can show you how sorry I am, please, upon Gods' approval and that of any moderator or pastor, please let me know.
Glory and Praise!!
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-16-2012, 08:23 PM
No apologies are necessary, young Ditzy! Fear not, for my freezing cold bath last night really worked wonders for me. It was invigorating, too!
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-16-2012, 10:31 PM
Faith you have no idea how happy I am to hear that!!! I got on my knees and prayed with the Pastor from my church. He had me on my knees for an hour praying for the unsaved!! I asked if it was ok for me to pray that my words did not turn evil as they spilled out. He could tell that my mouth was full of truth! I wish to kneel with you Faith and Redeemed so I can pray as hard as I can. Glory and Praise!!!
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-17-2012, 03:16 AM
Satan created in order to deceive the weakest lambs, and seduce them into his evil oral-sodomistic ways.
"If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13)
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-17-2012, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ditzygurl83
Faith you have no idea how happy I am to hear that!!! I got on my knees and prayed with the Pastor from my church. He had me on my knees for an hour praying for the unsaved!! I asked if it was ok for me to pray that my words did not turn evil as they spilled out. He could tell that my mouth was full of truth! I wish to kneel with you Faith and Redeemed so I can pray as hard as I can. Glory and Praise!!!
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Splendid! If you have a Web cam, perhaps we could do some online fellowshipping.
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-17-2012, 01:23 PM
Hi Faith, we do have a webcam that daddy keeps locked up. I will have to ask him for his allowance to do so with you. Glory and Praise Faith!!
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-17-2012, 10:24 PM
Maybe we can even set up three-way Web fellowshipping with Pastor Zeke, if his schedule allows!
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-18-2012, 12:27 AM
Oh my yes!! That would be so wonderful!! I would love to have you both fill me with the word of the LORD!!
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-18-2012, 06:53 AM
Pastor Zeke has so much of it to give, I'll bet he could fill up a whole football team!
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-18-2012, 12:48 PM
Oh that is a lot!! I have been on my knees for the football team before, praying for them and their souls!!
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-18-2012, 02:56 PM
Truly, you are a Godly young lady! I've been praying extra hard for our Forty Niners, as I fear at least two thirds of the team are homosexuals. San Francisco has a way of rubbing off on a guy.
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-18-2012, 03:10 PM
That is so terrible!! Half of them being cob swallowers....disgusts me!! I visit a few of the football players each night before a game to help them pray and to spread the word of the Lord. Of course I bring my pie with me so they can each have a slice and I am on my knees praying my hardest for them!!
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Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex! -
01-19-2012, 12:57 AM
That's so nice! I wish they all could be more like Tim Tebow.
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