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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 03-10-2016, 04:05 AM

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Canadian furry perverts meets and greets and teams up with terrorists!



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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 03-10-2016, 09:37 PM

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furries are not perverted. all what they do is liking shows like my little pony, and things like that. basically, they like shows that involve animals having human functions (talking for example)
1. Furries ARE perverted. Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
2. Animals are made for man. Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.


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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 03-13-2016, 05:19 AM

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1. Furries ARE perverted. Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
2. Animals are made for man. Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
""The furry fandom is a subculture interested in real anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics.""
They have their own 'fursona' (their animal persona) and are (as far as I know) only attracted to other furries. Not human-to-animal attraction directly. More or less anthro to anthro.
It's not really recognized past Tumblr or Deviantart but it's out there and I am willing to spread the information needed.
I am not a furry but I do know a few who are extremely kind and caring and enjoy explaining their culture to others who are misinformed of their lifestyle.


The art that comes out of it all is actually pretty amazing if you ever take the time to check some out (on your own time, I won't throw in a random link...)


I do, however, see many people who take it a bit too far.. spreading a bunch of sexual stuff/porn from their characters and it can get pretty disturbing :/ But not every furry does this, don't forget.


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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 03-13-2016, 06:28 AM

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""The furry fandom is a subculture interested in real anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics.""
They have their own 'fursona' (their animal persona) and are (as far as I know) only attracted to other furries. Not human-to-animal attraction directly. More or less anthro to anthro.
It's not really recognized past Tumblr or Deviantart but it's out there and I am willing to spread the information needed.
I am not a furry but I do know a few who are extremely kind and caring and enjoy explaining their culture to others who are misinformed of their lifestyle.


The art that comes out of it all is actually pretty amazing if you ever take the time to check some out (on your own time, I won't throw in a random link...)


I do, however, see many people who take it a bit too far.. spreading a bunch of sexual stuff/porn from their characters and it can get pretty disturbing :/ But not every furry does this, don't forget.


QUESTIONS?
Furries are perverts and degenerate sinners in God's loving eyes.


Any questions, sinner?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 03-13-2016, 02:39 PM

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Furries are perverts and degenerate sinners in God's loving eyes.


Any questions, sinner?
Loved the continuation of this calm and peaceful conversation, Pastor. I do not have questions, I do know quite a bit about this topic but do not practice it myself.
"Pervert" is thrown around everywhere these days, I'm not even sure of the actual definition anymore.
The furries stick to their own kind and normally don't attack those who disagree unless you throw the first punch.


Just trying to be informative and help shed some light on the topic. Thank you for reading Pastor


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Loved the continuation of this calm and peaceful conversation, Pastor.
Just trying to be informative and help shed some light on the topic. Thank you for reading Pastor
Your sarcasm is not welcome here.
Especially when talking to Pastor Zeke. I am sure even the most degenerate sinners are capable of showing at least some respect, as worshiping the enemy requires at least respecting the enemy. Show it.


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Your sarcasm is not welcome here.
Especially when talking to Pastor Zeke. I am sure even the most degenerate sinners are capable of showing at least some respect, as worshiping the enemy requires at least respecting the enemy. Show it.
Oh no, no sarcasm. The conversation continued, that is all. Respect is given, but coming from an active sinner, not in the way you might be used to.


If you want respect, you must earn it. You've earned it.


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Oh no, no sarcasm. The conversation continued, that is all. Respect is given, but coming from an active sinner, not in the way you might be used to.


If you want respect, you must earn it. You've earned it.
Your betters have "earned" your respect because Jesus Almighty Himself says so.
Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God:
the powers that be are ordained of God.
Romans 13:1



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Your betters have "earned" your respect because Jesus Almighty Himself says so.
Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God:
the powers that be are ordained of God.
Romans 13:1

ORRRR They've earned it because I'm tired of being on the end of the chain here...
They've earned it and yet I still get an infraction..


Passing those around like candy huh?
Well done. Good show. You sure showed me


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ORRRR They've earned it because I'm tired of being on the end of the chain here...
They've earned it and yet I still get an infraction..
No, foolish girl. They've earned it because Jesus ordained them so. If you have a problem with the system, take it up with the Creator. Whining and complaining is unbecoming. You'll attract no husband if you continue that unpleasant habit.


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