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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-12-2011, 08:56 PM
You can recognize them by there luscious lips and shiny coat. Many homosexuals stay in the closet by pretending to be Baptist ministers. You may recognize a homosexual if he has testicles and is found antiquing various other homosexuals(hence the "back door" christians)
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-12-2011, 09:25 PM
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- anyone who is a communist is gay
- anyone who doesn't own a corporation and donates to a political candidate is gay.
- Anyone who publishes embarrassing taped conservations with conservative politicians is gay (note, this correct heterosexual behavior to tap liberal politicians in secret)
- Anyone who is a public school teacher is gay.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-12-2011, 10:32 PM
Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
Wears a "fanny" pack
Carries a Swiss "Army" knife
Owns a Kindle
Is a member of the Sierra Club
Plays tennis
Vacations at "Sandals"
His favorite actor is "Shrek"
Owns a "personal grooming" kit
Holy Bible, batman!?! I own a Kindle, I just bought it off of Amazon last week. Although I am NOT a Homo.
Will it help at all if I said my very first download to my Kindle was the King James Bible 1611 edition? Please someone tell yes.........Please. Sorry female whining here.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-12-2011, 11:12 PM
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Although I am NOT a Homo.
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Tell it to the Sod-O-Meter!
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03-14-2011, 10:31 AM
oh my piffleing god.. you seriously think that you people are pure and nice? jeesus piffleing cristus... i really, i mean really cant understand you people.. i though we were living on a 20th century. but reading these forums makes me think we're back on the middle age.. but hey, good for you guys keep it up ! hope you enjoy your "heaven"
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 10:47 AM
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i really, i mean really cant understand you people.. i though we were living on a 20th century. but reading these forums makes me think we're back on the middle age.. but hey, good for you guys keep it up ! hope you enjoy your "heaven"
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Hello
I am not surprised that you don't understand as you are only a woman. As you see, you are lost even now. This thread is about how to recognize a homosexual. You should read it more, it is very helpful to know who to keep at bay. You don't want some homo to spread his AIDS all over you.
Anyway, century has nothing to do with anything. Only way to salvation is to read KJV 1611 from cover to cover repeatedly and obey it to letter, no matter the time. That way I will surely enjoy heaven.
Think I'll enjoy your hell almost as much though
YiC,
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 01:32 PM
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- Anyone who opposes nulkear energy is gay.
- Anyone who thinks state mandated building codes and not the free market is the way to handle earth quake threat is gay.
- Anyone who wants to allow abortions is gay slave owner.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 05:36 PM
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Yet More Signs
- owns a MacBook
- has a Twitter account
- does anything whatsoever with his eyebrows
- collects anything (other than firearms)
- has had more than one prostate exam
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uhm...just a question. if people who have twitter are gay...why do some of your people (e.g. Daisy Mae Johnson or Cranky Old Man) have twitter???
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 05:39 PM
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- People criticize CNBC are gay
- People who make fun of speaker Boehner's tan are gay.
- People who don't want a government shut down are gay and communists.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 06:13 PM
- People who are incapable of staying on topic are Homers
- Fans of 'Glee' are Homers
- Ignorant atheists (don't they mean the same thing?) are Homers
- Glow in the dark nips are Homers
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 06:15 PM
isn't this a direct insult?
and why was my post quoted with "bla bla bla"?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 06:30 PM
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isn't this a direct insult?
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No. Protip: if a sentence ends in a question mark, it's a question.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 06:39 PM
I don't get the sense behind this.
If I have a glee ava and someone says "glee watchers are homos", it's an insult for me. I was just asking a question and got bashed.
You just said no.
But if theres a people, who doesn't fit to those characteristics and loves the other gender, what's with this people. Me for example, I'm homo under your statements, but having a boyfriend since last year and female? so practically I'm not homo? isn't this somehow illogical?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 06:48 PM
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I don't get the sense behind this.
If I have a glee ava and someone says "glee watchers are homos", it's an insult for me...
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If you think someone calling you a homosexual is an insult, that means you hate homosexuals.
These people at least have an ancient book of myths to support their homophobia, but you don't. So, aside from being an ignorant dickhead, why do you hate fags?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 06:53 PM
It's an insult because you put homos into niches. I meant it this way, sorry for the confusing. Just because someone has an apple computer or something else doesn't mean there homosexuall. I mean it that way. two of my best friends are acutally gay.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 06:58 PM
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It's an insult because you put homos into niches. I meant it this way, sorry for the confusing. Just because someone has an apple computer or something else doesn't mean there homosexuall. I mean it that way. two of my best friends are acutally gay.
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If you're so accepting of homosexuality, why do you still take it as an insult?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 07:21 PM
- People who play with model train sets are homosexuals.
- People illegally immigrate only do it because they are homosexuals.
- People who send their kids to public schools are homosexuals
- People who watch the upcoming royal wedding are homosexuals.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 07:29 PM
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Me for example, I'm homo under your statements, but having a boyfriend since last year and female? so practically I'm not homo? isn't this somehow illogical?
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My husband, Mr. Whitford, is an ex-sodomite and he's taught me all the "lingo" so I can tell what homers are talking about in their lispy code. Such as "beard", for example. You have a "beard", color me shocked.
NOW STAY ON TOPIC! If you're not here to help provide examples on recognizing homosexuals, don't bother posting!
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 09:15 PM
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uhm...just a question. if people who have twitter are gay...why do some of your people (e.g. Daisy Mae Johnson or Cranky Old Man) have twitter???
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Because some of us have enough compassion for sodomites to warn them away from their deathstyle choice. Haven't you ever heard of Christian love?
Quote:
Originally Posted by RickyRoll
It's an insult because you put homos into niches. I meant it this way, sorry for the confusing. Just because someone has an apple computer or something else doesn't mean there homosexuall. I mean it that way. two of my best friends are acutally gay.
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Fag-enabling is just as bad as faggotry itself:
Romans 1:32: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-14-2011, 09:18 PM
Has anyone mentioned GLEE, yet? Only thirteen year old girls should be watching that trash, and on second thought, not even they should be watching GLEE.
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