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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-07-2010, 11:22 AM
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I hate how atheists are so arrogant in that they determine anything that goes against their beliefs is automatically wrong or must be some kind of joke. I don't consider Christianity to be funny in the slightest.
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Wow, aren´t you the hypocrit!
You don´t believe anything we say, whilst it are FACTS about the country WE live in and you have never even been.
So who is arrogant now?
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06-07-2010, 11:25 AM
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Wow, aren´t you the hypocrit!
You don´t believe anything we say, whilst it are FACTS about the country WE live in and you have never even been.
So who is arrogant now?
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Given your display of the American language and the fact that you still live in Holland, it is my guess you.
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-07-2010, 11:25 AM
@dutchgirl: that's because they only believe fairytales, and not facts
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06-07-2010, 11:33 AM
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@dutchgirl: that's because they only believe fairytales, and not facts
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-07-2010, 11:43 AM
Wait, sorry to drop in a bit off topic-like, but did Ezekiel say that Moomins are from Holland? How bad were you at school kid? Moomins were inveted by Tove Jasson, a finnish novelist, painter, honorary Professor of Philosophy, illustrator, and comic strip author.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tove_Jansson
If you don't know that much, then I'm not suprised you guys don't have "[place number here] reasons why GOD HATES FINLAND!". Because you can't find anything to bash with your "True Christian ™ facts".
Sad, really, just sad.
Oh, and the Vikings were the first Europeans to find America. Just to get the records straight.
If you have want to see people who frequantly use balck cloathing, you will find atleast one in your nearest church. Its the guy nearest to the altar.
Perkele = satan (Christians)/the grand-daddy of satan (Dudeson Jarppi)/old Finnish overgod and god of lightning.
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06-07-2010, 11:45 AM
It seems my remark was not clear enough.
On page 11 I recited the reasons why Dutch folks would probably go to hell. On page 13 I repeated that statement. I ment no harm to this board in anyway.
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06-07-2010, 11:49 AM
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Oh, and the Vikings were the first Europeans to find America. Just to get the records straight.
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Christoffer Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492. A dago working for the Spanish.
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06-07-2010, 11:52 AM
Since we are using quotes from wikipedia
Quote: "Historians trace the earliest Baptist church back to 1609 in Amsterdam, with English Separatist John Smyth as its pastor.2"
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptists
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-07-2010, 11:53 AM
The Vikings discovered America about 500 years before Columbus did
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06-07-2010, 11:55 AM
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The Vikings discovered America about 500 years before Columbus did
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06-07-2010, 11:55 AM
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Christoffer Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492. A dago working for the Spanish.
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And around the year 1000 Erik the Red led a group of Vikings into "Vinland" or Wineland. this has been idnetified as North America, and there is Viking settelment in Canada.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinland
If you have want to see people who frequantly use balck cloathing, you will find atleast one in your nearest church. Its the guy nearest to the altar.
Perkele = satan (Christians)/the grand-daddy of satan (Dudeson Jarppi)/old Finnish overgod and god of lightning.
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06-07-2010, 11:57 AM
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And around the year 1000 Erik the Red led a group of Vikings into "Vinland" or Wineland. this has been idnetified as North America, and there is Viking settelment in Canada.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinland
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Canada is NOT America now it is!
Well for a little longer anyway.
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06-07-2010, 11:59 AM
It doesn't matter what the Dutch (or Danes/Vikings) did in the past. It's what we do now, during our live, what we are judged for.
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06-07-2010, 12:06 PM
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It's what we do now, during our live, what we are judged for.
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judged by who? or what? by an imaginary someone/something from a fairytale?
the only time someone is being judged is when he/she has commited a crime and has to show up in court...
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06-07-2010, 12:06 PM
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It doesn't matter what the Dutch (or Danes/Vikings) did in the past. It's what we do now, during our live, what we are judged for.
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Finally, words of reason. Now just to try and fix that blindfold over your faces, I think its sqeesing alll the blood out of your brains or something.
James, did you really put that up with a straight face? I said they found North America, and as far as I know, Canada is part of it, is it not. America means the whole continent, not the U.S.
If you have want to see people who frequantly use balck cloathing, you will find atleast one in your nearest church. Its the guy nearest to the altar.
Perkele = satan (Christians)/the grand-daddy of satan (Dudeson Jarppi)/old Finnish overgod and god of lightning.
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06-07-2010, 12:11 PM
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Since we are using quotes from wikipedia
Quote: "Historians trace the earliest Baptist church back to 1609 in Amsterdam, with English Separatist John Smyth as its pastor.2"
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptists
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1. Why are you named after a well-known Dutch dog-fondler? Don't you realize bestiality is condemned in the Bible?
2. It says "English" separatist. Is English Dutch? I didn't think so. Why did you think the early Baptist Churches left Holland?
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The Vikings discovered America about 500 years before Columbus did
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Yeah, and the Aztecs did that about 3000 years earlier. So what? Neither the Aztecs nor the vikings nor Columbus were either True Christians™ or Americans.
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It doesn't matter what the Dutch (or Danes/Vikings) did in the past. It's what we do now, during our live, what we are judged for.
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You are wrong. God visits the iniquity of the fathers upon the children:
Exodus 20:5:
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me
For the Dutch, it is even worse, as adultery runs rampant in Holland, while God says the following of bastards:
Deuteronomy 23:2:
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
If anywhere among your ancestors until ten generations ago there is a bastard, then you are not welcome in Christianity. Ten generations ago means that 2^10 = 1024 people, who are your ancestors, shouldn't have committed adultery. As 3/4 of Dutch people have committed adultery at some point of their lives, there is no chance whatsoever that there would be a Dutch person which would not be prohibited to enter the congregation according to Deuteronomy 23:2.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-07-2010, 12:13 PM
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Wait, sorry to drop in a bit off topic-like, but did Ezekiel say that Moomins are from Holland? How bad were you at school kid? Moomins were inveted by Tove Jasson, a finnish novelist, painter, honorary Professor of Philosophy, illustrator, and comic strip author.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tove_Jansson
If you don't know that much, then I'm not suprised you guys don't have "[place number here] reasons why GOD HATES FINLAND!". Because you can't find anything to bash with your "True Christian ™ facts".
Sad, really, just sad.
Oh, and the Vikings were the first Europeans to find America. Just to get the records straight.
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Finally, words of reason. Now just to try and fix that blindfold over your faces, I think its sqeesing alll the blood out of your brains or something.
James, did you really put that up with a straight face? I said they found North America, and as far as I know, Canada is part of it, is it not. America means the whole continent, not the U.S.
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So what did you say with a straight face, I did quote you did I not? What do we believe, how many half truths does it take to make a lie?
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06-07-2010, 12:19 PM
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Yeah, and the Aztecs did that about 3000 years earlier. So what? Neither the Aztecs nor the vikings nor Columbus were either True Christians™ or Americans.
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-07-2010, 12:20 PM
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Oh, and the Vikings were the first Europeans to find America. Just to get the records straight.
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Christoffer Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492. A dago working for the Spanish.
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Dear Brother Dewitt:
I wish you had informed me of this person's sad, misinformed state. As some at LBC are aware, during my youth I was an Italian-Catholic.
There are some gentlemen whom I knew from the old days who belonged to a social club. Amongst its many stated purposes and goals is the determination to preserve the memory of the accomplishments of our fellow paisan, or, dago, as you would term it, (though not while within earshot of the members of the social club), Christopher Columbus.
Should anyone wish, I might be able to make a quick phone call and arrange a visit from some tutors who could correct this person's misapprehension regarding the discovery of America.
As you know, education is dear to my heart and I would go to any lengths to see such false information eradicated.
Helpfully Yours,
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-07-2010, 12:27 PM
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Dear Brother Dewitt:
I wish you had informed me of this person's sad, misinformed state. As some at LBC are aware, during my youth I was an Italian-Catholic.
There are some gentlemen whom I knew from the old days who belonged to a social club. Amongst its many stated purposes and goals is the determination to preserve the memory of the accomplishments of our fellow paisan, or, dago, as you would term it, (though not while within earshot of the members of the social club), Christopher Columbus.
Should anyone wish, I might be able to make a quick phone call and arrange a visit from some tutors who could correct this person's misapprehension regarding the discovery of America.
As you know, education is dear to my heart and I would go to any lengths to see such false information eradicated.
Helpfully Yours,
Handmaiden
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Handmaiden, my ex wife was also a dago. Her uncle Don had a lot of friends in New York. I bet we have some mutual friends who could visit them. Guido and the boys have a way of changing minds.
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