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I'm new hello -
03-29-2017, 03:23 AM
Not really much say about myself I can say about my without everyone saying I will going hell I leave at that.
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Re: I'm new hello -
03-29-2017, 03:28 AM
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Not really much say about myself I can say about my without everyone saying I will going hell I leave at that.
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Come now, child; is it really that bad? God will forgive any sin save blasphemy, provided you truly repent. Tell us all about it and you will feel better. Leave out no details, no matter how sordid. We have heard it all, believe me.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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03-29-2017, 03:41 AM
Ok but am mix race on mother side of don't what don't know what my dad side family is
But all know on my mom in part German,Dutch, Irish, Scottish, Frace and have native american too.
I'm a anime and manga fan
Gamer
Love art
Etc etc sorry can not name all
No before you say I'm not homosexual
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03-29-2017, 03:51 AM
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Ok but am mix race on mother side of don't what don't know what my dad side family is
But all know on my mom in part German,Dutch, Irish, Scottish, Frace and have native american too.
I'm a anime and manga fan
Gamer
Love art
Etc etc sorry can not name all
No before you say I'm not homosexual
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Why do you think I would say you're a homosexual?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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03-29-2017, 03:54 AM
Just letting know I'm not one
But do African American boyfriend I love a lot
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03-29-2017, 03:59 AM
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Just letting know I'm not one
But do African American boyfriend I love a lot
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Your speech is difficult to translate to American. It is fine to have a Negroe boyfriend if you are a Negress, but if not, this is a grave error. Also, the entire boyfriend issue is fraught with danger of sin. Does your father know about this relationship? Providing you with a proper husband is his work.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: I'm new hello -
03-29-2017, 04:03 AM
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Just letting know I'm not one
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Yes, I can see that. My question is, why do you think I would say you are a homosexual?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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03-29-2017, 04:04 AM
I don't no what am because I'm mix race as said before.
Parnant don't mind as long he love me and treat me right
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03-29-2017, 04:08 AM
I advise you to beware the children of Ham, whether you are a Hamite or not. Why do you talk funny? Are you some kind of foreigner, or what?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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03-29-2017, 04:11 AM
I'm used my cell phone and like mass up a lot.
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Re: I'm new hello -
03-29-2017, 04:16 AM
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I'm used my cell phone and like mass up a lot.
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Please try to control your food consumption as Jesus does not approve of excessive eating habits. It's also a financial hazard.
Proverbs 23:21
For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.
Yours in Christ,
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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03-29-2017, 04:24 AM
Wait what? Typing on phone not really good and where get food I'm not eating.
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03-29-2017, 04:44 AM
If you are capable of writing a complete sentence, please do. You are very difficult to understand. What is your first language?
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03-29-2017, 07:14 AM
So you've come here seeking Jesus, I presume? It's not totally impossible that Jesus might accept you, but it will be a long process of rehabilitation to get there, with a few sacrifices on the way. Like the boyfriend for instance. But if you really want Jesus in your life, we can help you.
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Re: I'm new hello -
03-29-2017, 07:15 AM
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Wait what? Typing on phone not really good and where get food I'm not eating.
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Hello Ann,
I see from your diction and mastication of the English language that you are either from Birmingham (UK), some Far Eastern Gook Land or Pakidotistan.
I am going for a Gook Land. Now, type me luv you, long time, only $10. Then I will know for sure.
Anyway, I digress. Please tell us more of yourself. How have you come to be so hate and guilt ridden? I hope by mass up you actually meant mess up. One means making a mistake the other is a ticket straight to the Fiery Pits of Hell. Please tell us which one it is.
YIC
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: I'm new hello -
03-29-2017, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by LeAnn27
Not really much say about myself I can say about my without everyone saying I will going hell I leave at that.
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Then why are you here, young lady? This here is the pre eminent web forum (God's favourite forum) for praising Jesus?
Have you thought that Jesus Christ Himself has taken it upon Himself to guide you here?
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Or are you here to mock and unleash golden streams of white hot, urinal fluid in the eyes of the crying baby Jesus himself?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: I'm new hello -
03-29-2017, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by LeAnn27
Not really much say about myself I can say about my without everyone saying I will going hell I leave at that.
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Greetings from Darkest Peru:
I interrupted my mission trip as have a couple of my fellow sojourners to welcome you to this Godly forum. You are, indeed, going to hell unless you repent of your sins and show enough self respect to learn how to compose a proper introduction. You will find the love of Jesus here, with thousands of caring and patient True Christians™ to guide you in your journey.
One thing does concern me, and that is your "mass up" comment. Either it is as the good brother pointed out that you are trying to eat yourself into a gelatinous mass of blubber, or you are attending catholic pagan rituals designed to honor the Roman killing of Jesus through the Jews. Which is it, fellow?
Well, my friend Jim Farmer is asking for a full body massage right now before we head out into the Peruvian harvest of souls and I think I'll help him out (this is what buddies do).
COME LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
PS: Repent of your sins TODAY and I will enter your name in a drawing to win a T-shirt from darkest Peru. Glory!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: I'm new hello -
03-29-2017, 10:37 PM
I was saying I know God is not happy with me.
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