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Default Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! - 04-03-2011, 04:55 AM

Just so you know Mr. Eze, I'm not making advances on you, as you know I have a boyfriend and I wouldn't do that, I wanted a one on one conversation, not something that I have to wait 5 minutes to respond to. You are extremely single minded and its upsetting, I'd rather not debate with you anymore so just don't reply to my comments, I'd rather talk to someone a little more open to other peoples opinions then yourself. I've given you the benefit of the doubt and all you have done is make me understand you really are rude.


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Default Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! - 04-03-2011, 04:57 AM

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Just so you know Mr. Eze, I'm not making advances on you, as you know I have a boyfriend and I wouldn't do that, I wanted a one on one conversation, not something that I have to wait 5 minutes to respond to. You are extremely single minded and its upsetting, I'd rather not debate with you anymore so just don't reply to my comments, I'd rather talk to someone a little more open to other peoples opinions then yourself. I've given you the benefit of the doubt and all you have done is make me understand you really are rude.
Dear Godmocking Pervert;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and allowing anyone with a dollar to sodomize you to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! - 04-21-2011, 03:53 PM

May I ask politely then- how do you explain the geographical concepts behind it? O_o
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Default Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! - 04-21-2011, 04:12 PM

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May I ask politely then- how do you explain the geographical concepts behind it? O_o
What are you talking about?


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Default Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! - 04-23-2011, 10:15 AM

The geographical concepts behind why an earthquake happens.
Like the convergence/divergence/transform movements of the tectonic plates.
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Default Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! - 04-23-2011, 11:50 AM

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May I ask politely then- how do you explain the geographical concepts behind it? O_o
Certainly!

God got mad and He pushed parts of the earth around.

(Psalms 18:7) "Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth."



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Default Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! - 04-23-2011, 06:19 PM

it's truly heart breaking that anybody would possibly believe this complete and utter bull shit that you guys are saying. You are promoting the deaths of tens of thousands of people including babies which would be Innocent. But, no you justify by saying sinners deserve to die. If you believe what you are saying then you should go right out and kill yourselves right now and save god the time of having to judge you.

You will be the one's that burn in hell not the innocents that died in this world tragedy.
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Default Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! - 04-23-2011, 08:13 PM

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it's truly heart breaking that anybody would possibly believe this complete and utter bull shit that you guys are saying. You are promoting the deaths of tens of thousands of people including babies which would be Innocent. But, no you justify by saying sinners deserve to die. If you believe what you are saying then you should go right out and kill yourselves right now and save god the time of having to judge you.

You will be the one's that burn in hell not the innocents that died in this world tragedy.
Look, pal. We're not the ones who decided that sinners should die. That is God's Law. We're simply relaying the message.

Romans 6:23
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.


If you have a problem with it, don't blame us. Take it up with the LORD.

Further, your anti-Christian hate speech has been noted. Please be aware that by persecuting us, you only solidify our faith in the LORD and multiply our blessings. So please continue to persecute us. We can't get enough of it!

Luke 6:22
Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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You will be the one's that burn in hell not the innocents that died in this world tragedy.
No. Those who refuse to accept Jesus' invitation to salvation will burn in Hell.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!! - 03-28-2012, 11:08 PM

The retarded seem to like a lot of anime. I've read that. The japanese make a lot of anime to distract them from learning about JESUS and they have subliminal messages about their false god buddha in them. They are trying to turn the retarded into buddhists, when it's only JESUS who can drive the demon of slowness from them!!!!!!!
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