Promise Enforcers - Men Only! We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed! |
|
Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
|
|
Posts: 115
Join Date: Jan 2007
|
|
Idiotic Questions from Two UnSaved, Quarantined Tards -
01-27-2007, 04:42 AM
Hey boys! Since there are no girls here we can let loose some random questions. I will start it off. What time do you normally go to sleep at and wake up on weekends. Mine is sleep at 2-3 am then wake up at 12-1pm.
|
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 236
Join Date: Jan 2007
|
|
Re: Ok boys! -
01-27-2007, 05:00 AM
12 AM to 11 AM...depends what I have Friday night and Saturday morning. However, I go to sleep at 8 PM on Saturday nights and wake up at 5 AM on Sunday mornings so that I can spend my entire day worshipping the Lord. Why spend my time doing things I can enjoy, like hanging out with friends, watching football, playing XBox 360 or Playstation 3, and having sex with my girlfriend? I will go to hell if I do any of these things. Yup, I worship from 6 AM to 9 PM on Sundays. No sex or fun for me.
|
|
True Christian™ Theologian
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 3,979
Join Date: Sep 2006
|
|
Re: Ok boys! -
01-27-2007, 06:56 AM
Didn't you two faggots read the forum description?
What part of "no homosexuals allowed" didn't you understand?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
|
|
Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
|
|
Re: Ok boys! -
01-27-2007, 02:52 PM
Friend, you know what's even better than drugs? The Love of Christ. Seriously, you should try it sometime.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 1,437
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Twenty minutes from hell- I mean Washington DC
|
|
Re: Ok boys! -
01-27-2007, 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Friend, you know what's even better than drugs? The Love of Christ. Seriously, you should try it sometime.
|
How right you are Brother Temperance. Mainlining the Holy word is a sure way to get high on the love of Jesus. Praise Him!!
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
|
|
True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
|
|
Posts: 11,024
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
|
|
Re: Ok boys! -
01-27-2007, 05:49 PM
Homer!s! Right here in this Godly forum? Why, that's even worse than Ladies!
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|