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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 08:15 PM

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Freedom of speech.. As in the country you Live in. You take things I say and twist them to suit your own arguments.
Your ethics include wishing someone you never met nor know anything about, be hit by a vehicle at in interstate?
Don't be sore. Many people who think they are Christians are embarrassed to find an atheist knows the Holy Bible better than they. Besides, when the Lord Jesus Christ comes again, this foul mouthed arrogant dick will be washed away in a tidal wave of blood and horror (Revelation 16:3-4), while the rest of us watch from our places of Security! And we'll have the last laugh (Psalm 2:4)!

Praise Jesus!

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I am a Christian.
Are you? It takes more than just saying it. It takes more than just believing Jesus exists. It takes more than just loving Him (Matthew 7:21; Revelation 20:13).

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And I do know the bible.
If you knew the Holy Bible, you'd know what it means to be a Christian.

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Doesn't mean because I have read it that I should wish ill health on a left handed person or anyone else. What other people choose to do/be has no effect on how I live my life. As long as I do what I am told I know my family and I will be looked after by the Lord.
If you'd read the Holy Bible, you'd know that there are certain people God considers unworthy of His Holy attention. These are the unbelievers, those who do not fear and obey Him as is their duty (Ecclesiastes 12:13). God hates them (Psalm 5:5), will have no problem booting them off to suffer for eternity in Hell (Matthew 25:41), and wants True Christians™ to have nothing to do with them (Romans 16:17; Titus 1:16). If you do not work to separate yourself from the enemies of God, you become an enemy of God yourself (James 4:4). Is that what you really want, dear?

Here at Landover Baptist Church, we show the Love of Christ by faithfully rebuking the sinner (2nd Timothy 4:1-2). South-paws offend God, as the OP very clearly explains. Why would you not want them to know the dangers they put themselves in by continuing their offense? Why would anyone allow the ignorant fool to wallow in the mire of their own destruction? Didymus I can understand, he practically prides himself for being an infidel. But most people are like you - they think they're plodding along well enough, but God will have the last laugh on them, too.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 08:17 PM

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Wasn't going to mention it
And hypocrite I am. And yes, not Christian. You win
Thank you, dear, for your honesty. Recognizing your own faults is the first step towards Salvation! Praise !

Now, dear, just read the Bible and follow it, and you'll be Saved. Please do not skip the parts with genocide, slavery, misogyny, and other aspects which may conflict with your own personal view of ethics or morality. Please remember - what you think is meaningless. It's God's morality that counts.

I hope that was helpful. I will pray for you.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 08:21 PM

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Thank you, dear, for your honesty. Recognizing your own faults is the first step towards Salvation! Praise !

Now, dear, just read the Bible and follow it, and you'll be Saved. Please do not skip the parts with genocide, slavery, misogyny, and other aspects which may conflict with your own personal view of ethics or morality. Please remember - what you think is meaningless. It's God's morality that counts.

I hope that was helpful. I will pray for you.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 08:22 PM

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I just gave up arguing my point is all. I know what I am what I believe it. That's all I need to know.
But that's not what you need to avoid Hell.

Think about it.

Who do you need to satisfy? You or God?


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 08:25 PM

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I just gave up arguing my point is all. I know what I am what I believe it. That's all I need to know.
But how do you know your beliefs are true?

The Germans believed that they should rule the world but America thought the world should have the freedom to by like America.

Two mutually points of view.

What evidence do you have to support your beliefs apart from a vague feeling that anyone might have about the thoughts they have?

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 08:44 PM

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But how do you know your beliefs are true?

The Germans believed that they should rule the world but America thought the world should have the freedom to by like America.

Two mutually points of view.

What evidence do you have to support your beliefs apart from a vague feeling that anyone might have about the thoughts they have?

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I don't. That's why I came here
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 10:50 PM

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Wasn't going to mention it
And hypocrite I am. And yes, not Christian. You win
Repent!!! Your time is ending!!!
Let JESUS enter in! Go down on your knees and pray!
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-29-2015, 05:10 AM

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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I feel like this website is full of hate and judgement. I also feel there is a great deal of arrogance. I have never seen a forum of Christians so quick to pass judgement and sentences as if you all were the Almighty himself! I believe everyone posting hate and damnation in the name of God should be careful when speaking for God. Especially when justifying this behavior with loose translations from the bible and twisting it out of context. I understand this is a christian site but to any real hate spreading christian remember this:
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-29-2015, 05:18 AM

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I feel like this website is full of hate and judgement. I also feel there is a great deal of arrogance. I have never seen a forum of Christians so quick to pass judgement and sentences as if you all were the Almighty himself! I believe everyone posting hate and damnation in the name of God should be careful when speaking for God. Especially when justifying this behavior with loose translations from the bible and twisting it out of context. I understand this is a christian site but to any real hate spreading christian remember this:
Mathew 7: 1-3
John 8: 7
Many people will be very surprised when they see our message. God blessed us with the understanding of his Word (John 14:26). If you are upset, you are upset with the LORD, what He says, and what He desires. But you look on as a child who is denied something that is not in his best interest, or a child who is being lovingly reprimanded. God is displeased with people like you. The Prophet reveals, “And I am very sore displeased with the heathen that are at ease: for I was but a little displeased, and they helped forward the affliction.” (Zechariah 1:15 ) Don’t you see how your continued rebellion hurts the LORD?

The people of this world have changed the truth of God into lies, and that is why you are so confused as to what the Bible really says. The apostle Paul wrote, "[People like you] changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshiped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen." (Romans 1:22-25) The “creature” referred to here is Satan. People like you are easily duped by Satan’s lies because he tells you just what you want to hear, and so like greedy little toddlers you rush in and gobble up whatever you can find that satiates your immediate desires.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-03-2015, 12:30 AM

My daughters are both right handed. However, I once saw my oldest cutting a pie with her left hand. Needless to say, her face met the rod and she was given a week in the prayer closet. Thank that behavior has never returned.


And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-03-2015, 04:27 AM

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I feel like this website is full of hate and judgement. I also feel there is a great deal of arrogance.


Especially when justifying this behavior with loose translations from the bible and twisting it out of context.
"Twisting it out of context" is a phrase Satan like to use. He tries to make people think the Bible means one thing in one "context" and something else in another.

The Bible means what it says no matter the context. Now and forever into eternity.

My God have mercy on you soul, Army Soldier.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 02-03-2015, 11:46 PM

I admit that I do not know the scriptures as well as you TCs do, which is why I am here, but what scripture actually states using your left hand is sinful? I would like to know before I try to change the dominant half of the God given brain that I was born with.....


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-22-2015, 04:01 PM

Ya, let's just cut off our left hands. That will help.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-22-2015, 04:04 PM

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Ya, let's just cut off our left hands. That will help.


Have you been sinning with your left hand, sweetie?

Mark 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 05:50 PM

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"Twisting it out of context" is a phrase Satan like to use. He tries to make people think the Bible means one thing in one "context" and something else in another.

The Bible means what it says no matter the context. Now and forever into eternity.

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"Twisting I out of context" may have been a phrase Satan liked to use but it is an ACTION that ALL christians and other religious people like to do so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 05:59 PM

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"Twisting I out of context" may have been a phrase Satan liked to use but it is an ACTION that ALL christians and other religious people like to do so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
That's quite a statement, dear. Care to back that up with any of your scientific evidence?


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 03-27-2015, 06:02 PM

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"Twisting I out of context" may have been a phrase Satan liked to use but it is an ACTION that ALL christians and other religious people like to do so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Nah, the (KJV 1611) Bible is pretty clear it has to be taken literally and should not be twistered or interpreted in any way. Proof:

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

2 Peter 1:20-21 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost


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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Nah, the (KJV 1611) Bible is pretty clear it has to be taken literally and should not be twistered or interpreted in any way. Proof:

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

So...you've decided to prove me wrong by typing up a load of quotes out of context. How's that working out for you?
Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we throuygh patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

2 Peter 1:20-21 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost
So...you've decided to disprove my statement by typing in some quotes out of context. How's that working out for you?
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So...you've decided to disprove my statement by typing in some quotes out of context. How's that working out for you?
They say you can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him drink it. I'm trying to show you: look buddy, here's the water, now drink it! Do you prefer wine instead? A certain gentleman called Jesus Christ had a solution for that!

We do not twist the Bible. It literally tells us exactly how to interpret is (as in: don't add your own interpretation to it).

You would probably laugh at the notion of letting violent criminals decide which laws of man they should follow.

Why then is it silly for True Christians to follow the laws of the Lord?

1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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So...you've decided to disprove my statement by typing in some quotes out of context. How's that working out for you?
Rather than throwing out badly conceived insults, try reading and thinking about what my Brother in Christ is actually saying to you. Who knows? It could change your life!


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