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Default Re: I was here before I lost my mind - 05-23-2018, 07:40 AM

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would you pictures of the scars mortal
Dear Mr. Grice,


I take exception to your blatant attempt to lure me into your sick and depraved Depravities. If that is the type of thing you want please go and find a bathhouse full of fat, middle-aged Ottomans to fulfill your carnal desires.


I feel sullied and the need to cleanse myself through prayer.


YIC
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Isaiah 66:15

For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Do you mean to say that you are Mary? What on Earth are you talking about?

This is a Christian forum: not a Catholic’s child catcher paradise

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your infraction has sealed your fate i condemn you to hell you are no christian God is disgusted by you poisoning his earth and spreading false stories about your life and work you are a vile man
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Dear Mr. Grice,


I take exception to your blatant attempt to lure me into your sick and depraved Depravities. If that is the type of thing you want please go and find a bathhouse full of fat, middle-aged Ottomans to fulfill your carnal desires.


I feel sullied and the need to cleanse myself through prayer.


YIC
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you can join your friend in hell
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...i condemn you to hell...
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I'm an Angel of God my word is as good as law human
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Which "law human" are you talking about? This putz?


Gods law. Mortal
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God does not care about a dead language.
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God does not care about a dead language.
He has been awfully quiet on the subject, though.

And... everything else.

For thousands of years, apparently. I don't know, I haven't been here the whole time, waiting. Shit to do, ya know?

Now you come trotting along and say (unintelligibly), "Oh btw He left me in charge of class today heres my forged note".

Now Curtis, people here have been awfully polite and understanding with your uncultured, illiterate, psychotic rantings and hygiene issues. But frankly, you must admit how there would be healthy distrust in someone claiming to be in charge of the end of the world that can't conjugate basic English verbs, understand tenses and their application, and doesn't even care about making himself clearly understood.

Basically, do you even comma, bro?

So if you want to claim that teacherGod said/wants something, TITS or GTFO*. Direct quotes, clear citations, verifiable sources, no mangling shit up this time, k?


*turn in the Scripture or get thine foulness out


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He has been awfully quiet on the subject, though.

And... everything else.

For thousands of years, apparently. I don't know, I haven't been here the whole time, waiting. Shit to do, ya know?

Now you come trotting along and say (unintelligibly), "Oh btw He left me in charge of class today heres my forged note".

Now Curtis, people here have been awfully polite and understanding with your uncultured, illiterate, psychotic rantings and hygiene issues. But frankly, you must admit how there would be healthy distrust in someone claiming to be in charge of the end of the world that can't conjugate basic English verbs, understand tenses and their application, and doesn't even care about making himself clearly understood.

Basically, do you even comma, bro?

So if you want to claim that teacherGod said/wants something, TITS or GTFO*. Direct quotes, clear citations, verifiable sources, no mangling shit up this time, k?


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I gave you scriptures, I cant help if your mortal brains cant understand it.
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I gave you scriptures, I cant help if your mortal brains cant understand it.
Answer #1: Wait, I thought I was going to be one of the saved ones?


Answer #2: Was that the Revelation stuff you posted before disparaging the entire New Testament? Or the other stuff that you never bothered to explain the contradictions in your position about, or your sources, or how you came to know all this stuff, or anything at all, frankly?


Answer #3: So you're done here? Bye.


Pick one. No care.


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Answer #1: Wait, I thought I was going to be one of the saved ones?
(You are)

Answer #2: Was that the Revelation stuff you posted before disparaging the entire New Testament? Or the other stuff that you never bothered to explain the contradictions in your position about, or your sources, or how you came to know all this stuff, or anything at all, frankly?
(I come from heaven sent by God haven't you been paying attention? )

Answer #3: So you're done here? Bye.
(Listen mortal we hate being mocked)

Pick one. No care.
God does
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You infract An Angel of God Niles you anger your creator
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You must be an injun if you believe in "The Creator" and not God! Isn't that what the injuns call it? The Creator! Or Great Spirit! The Mighty Itchy Malibu something? Really. It's like how Millennials who fly off to Hollywood to slave in the entertainment smut business like to call themselves "creatives." It would explain your lapses of basic mental functioning.
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Oh dear, it would appear that Mr. Grice actually believes that he is in some sort of TV Series.


Please tell us which one.


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You infract An Angel of God Niles you anger your creator
What part of, "no one here is taking your unsupported word for anything, provide sources and citations for all claims lest they (and you) be mocked for their worthlessness", isn't getting through to you?


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What part of, "no one here is taking your unsupported word for anything, provide sources and citations for all claims lest they (and you) be mocked for their worthlessness", isn't getting through to you?
So you're presupposing an organic brain? If true, that would refute the angel claims of course but is he still God's daughter?

Although notoriously Über-modernistic in his views on this occasion I'm going to cite Matt Slick on the question of whether God's daughter would be an angel, as some heretics claim His son is the Archangel Michael and I'm sure he'd have an answer for that!

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No, Michael the Archangel is not really Jesus. The non-Christian cult known as the Jehovah's Witnesses teach that they are the same. The Seventh Day Adventists teach the same; but Michael the Archangel is just that--an Archangel, and Jesus is not a created angel.

There are three archangels named in the Bible: Michael (the warrior Angel), Gabriel (the messenger Angel), and Lucifer (who became the devil).

Michael the Archangel is mentioned in different passages.

Daniel 10:13, " “But the prince of the kingdom of Persia was withstanding me for twenty-one days; then behold, Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me, for I had been left there with the kings of Persia."
Daniel 10:21, "However, I will tell you what is inscribed in the writing of truth. Yet there is no one who stands firmly with me against these forces except Michael your prince."
Daniel 12:1, "Now at that time Michael, the great prince who stands guard over the sons of your people, will arise. And there will be a time of distress such as never occurred since there was a nation until that time; and at that time your people, everyone who is found written in the book, will be rescued."
Jude 9, "But Michael the archangel, when he disputed with the devil and argued about the body of Moses, did not dare pronounce against him a railing judgment, but said, “The Lord rebuke you."
Rev. 12:7, "And there was war in heaven, Michael and his angels waging war with the dragon. And the dragon and his angels waged war."
Perhaps the best proof text to demonstrate that Michael the Archangel and Jesus are not the same person is found in Jude 9. The Lord Jesus would not have to call on the name of anyone else in order to rebuke the devil because the Lord Jesus is God in flesh. However, we see that Michael the Archangel said, "The Lord rebuke you," thereby demonstrating that he is not the Lord.
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You must be an injun if you believe in "The Creator" and not God! Isn't that what the injuns call it? The Creator! Or Great Spirit! The Mighty Itchy Malibu something? Really. It's like how Millennials who fly off to Hollywood to slave in the entertainment smut business like to call themselves "creatives." It would explain your lapses of basic mental functioning.
God ? Are you mad he hates that title he created us hince the creator he loths being called God as hes an ellohem (which is plural)
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God ? Are you mad he hates that title he created us hince the creator he loths being called God as hes an ellohem (which is plural)
And picking you as a messenger proves that your God has no interest in providing salvation from His own created perdition to anyone on any logical or coherent basis, as He is just as insane and cruel as you are. So both of you can fuq off.


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