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08-18-2007, 03:19 AM
I just wanted to say hello to all and let you know that I am a big fan. Such a den of hatred and intolerance was like a burning beacon to one such as myself. I just wanted to say keep up the good work. The more you do the less I have too. Remember idle hands are the devils playground.
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Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..... ~Sympathy for the Devil
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself -
08-18-2007, 03:26 AM
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Remember idle hands are the devils playground.
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You are proving that. School has just started back, and your liberal public-school teachers are not assigning enough homework. I pray that you will find something more constructive to do with your time than to go around mocking God and trying to shock Christians.
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✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself -
08-18-2007, 03:32 AM
Very doubtful old man. I go to catlick skool.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..... ~Sympathy for the Devil
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself -
08-18-2007, 03:35 AM
Congratulations you retard, your first post was a screw-up. Usually you introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum. How's that "school" you go to?
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08-18-2007, 03:36 AM
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Very doubtful old man. I go to catlick skool.
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Even worse. Going around bugging True Christians most likely is the homework you were assigned.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself -
08-18-2007, 03:38 AM
Stop trying to turn me on, you homer!!!!!!!
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..... ~Sympathy for the Devil
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08-19-2007, 02:06 AM
You are a looser sinner and you momma needs to check you in ASAP!
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself -
08-19-2007, 04:49 AM
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Stop trying to turn me on, you homer!!!!!!!
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Friend,
The pastor is only trying to turn you to Christ. You see friend we want you to be hot for Jesus and let Him in enter you. We all pray that you will go down on your knees before the Lord and feel His golden love wash over you friend.
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself -
08-19-2007, 05:21 AM
Were you around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain? Didn't think so.
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08-19-2007, 05:44 AM
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You are a looser sinner and you momma needs to check you in ASAP!
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Argh!
I believe the word you want is loser not 'looser', you freaking 'tard. If something is LOOSER it means the opposite of 'tighter'. Maybe you should check into school?
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself -
08-19-2007, 05:51 AM
Yes, that is true! I meant what I meant! He is a looser sinner than me! That speaks volumes on my witness. And my past deeds. Hmmm, what about you, witch?
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself -
08-19-2007, 06:00 AM
Eh, ask me again when you're able to string together a coherent sentence. Until then, you'd better seek yourself a basic literacy course.
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself -
08-19-2007, 06:13 AM
Seeker, I would suggest that you might want to look into an English composition class, or look at a book on it. Like Rachael says, learn spelling and punctuation and sentence structure. It doesn't have to be formal English, it can be conversational; but it needs to be correct even when it's casual.
Another thing, the newest members are in the Unsaved Trash group (pink), and have limited posting features. So you will want to preview your posts to make sure they're good, before you click Submit Reply.
I've just read several of your posts around the board, and had some trouble understanding what you're talking about. Anyway, welcome, from Nan.
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself -
08-19-2007, 06:19 AM
Forgive me cuz all the years in that sunday school damn thing, they never taught it. Maybe Hebrew or some jibber jew sh****t.
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself -
08-19-2007, 06:32 AM
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That's the only sense I've ever seen you make. I've given an extra 2 hours of busy-work to my mexicans in your honor.
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Re: Please allow me to introduce myself -
08-19-2007, 06:41 AM
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Seeker, I would suggest that you might want to look into an English composition class, or look at a book on it. Like Rachael says, learn spelling and punctuation and sentence structure. It doesn't have to be formal English, it can be conversational; but it needs to be correct even when it's casual.
Another thing, the newest members are in the Unsaved Trash group (pink), and have limited posting features. So you will want to preview your posts to make sure they're good, before you click Submit Reply.
I've just read several of your posts around the board, and had some trouble understanding what you're talking about. Anyway, welcome, from Nan.
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