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Default there is a new danger to be wary of for us god-fearing men - 08-17-2007, 01:39 AM

PORN TROLLS

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Yeah? So...is that sort of like "flirty fishing for Jesus" then?


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Default Re: there is a new danger to be wary of for us god-fearing men - 08-18-2007, 05:12 AM

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Yeah? So...is that sort of like "flirty fishing for Jesus" then?
You tell us, Lilith. However, Jesus will not smile upon you come Judgment Day, when He re-runs the movie of your life, and sees your infamous "Comely Cod" pole dance; the gasping trout half-buried within your ghastly bits, your customers shoving sliced lemon into your threadbare g-string.

Your depravity knows no bounds.


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Default Re: there is a new danger to be wary of for us god-fearing men - 08-19-2007, 03:38 AM

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You tell us, Lilith. However, Jesus will not smile upon you come Judgment Day, when He re-runs the movie of your life, and sees your infamous "Comely Cod" pole dance; the gasping trout half-buried within your ghastly bits, your customers shoving sliced lemon into your threadbare g-string.

Your depravity knows no bounds.


Once again Mrs R,we can only be completely in awe of your apparently unbounded - indeed,some might even say intimate - knowledge of the seedier side of life - so unusual in a Christian woman....& wonder just how you acquired it.


Unless...um,in a former life were you known as Loose Liz?


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