QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

[Brother_Percy]

Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?

So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???

1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')

You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)

[Alone in the world]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?

So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???

1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')

You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.

Why Gandhi?

[Brother_Percy]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Why Gandhi?

Why not? I get to choose anyone, remember.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

These are the ones I'd punch in the mouth;

Charles Darwin; furn turning people into animals

Copernicus for claiming the world is round.

George Ohm for claiming electricity is the result of a lot of little things moving around no one can see.

Smug little materialist with their disgusting naturalism. I'd give them a knuckle sandwich they wouldn't forget.

[Larry Lee]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

As a True Christian™ follower of the hung Savior, I believe in turning the other cheek -- although I periodically submit an annotated list of individuals worthy of smiting for our Lord's consideration.

Tonight's list includes:

Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, for inventing the inhuman architecture that we all inhabit every day

Thomas Jefferson, for authoring the "Virginia Act for Establishing Religious Freedom" of 1786 and thereby denying the CHRISTIAN foundations of our great nation

And in honor of Easter, the Jews, for "knowing not what they do" (Ha!)

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)

Amen
Amen
Amen

American by birth, SOUTHERN by the GRACE OF GOD

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Amen
Amen
Amen

American by birth, SOUTHERN by the GRACE OF GOD

The Glory! The Glory!! Even in defeat, The Glory!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing.
Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy).

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing.
Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy).

I am surprised Brother Nobar that you know of internet porn and take time away from your Bible Study to read Voltaire. I only know of internet porn because I am a SCOOP agent and have an NTK (Need To Know) security clearance from the Governor of South Carolina. If you feel that you want to do some reseach into internet porn for Landover Baptist, let me know.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

I don't live with my head in the sand.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

I don't live with my head in the sand.

Thank God Brother Nobar!! You are a valued friend and I would not want you to suffocate!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[JennyD]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

I am surprised Brother Nobar that you know of internet porn and take time away from your Bible Study to read Voltaire. I only know of internet porn because I am a SCOOP agent and have an NTK (Need To Know) security clearance from the Governor of South Carolina. If you feel that you want to do some reseach into internet porn for Landover Baptist, let me know.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Brother Lazarus, I must be misunderstanding. It sounds like you're suggesting that Brother Nobar requires your or SCOOP's permission to perform duties for Landover.

SCOOP's jurisdiction ends at your state's boundaries, Brother. Though I'm sure that SCOOP could work with Landover to compare notes on the various sites we should be blocking in both states!

Speaking of your assorted online duties, how is that carpal tunnel problem? Did the brace help your wrist?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

I'd like to punch satan right in the nose. There's just nothing good about him.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Brother Lazarus, I must be misunderstanding. It sounds like you're suggesting that Brother Nobar requires your or SCOOP's permission to perform duties for Landover.

SCOOP's jurisdiction ends at your state's boundaries, Brother. Though I'm sure that SCOOP could work with Landover to compare notes on the various sites we should be blocking in both states!

Speaking of your assorted online duties, how is that carpal tunnel problem? Did the brace help your wrist?

By no means was I suggesting Brother Nobar needs any sort of permission. I was just letting Brother Nobar know that he and/or Landover will have full access to all SCOOP resources needed in any investigation. SCOOP offers it's full cooperation in any Deviance Investigation Landover chooses to pursue!

And thanks for your concern Jenny, but my wrist is just fine.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus