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Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-10-2011, 03:45 PM
I am declaring the short-lived efforts of atheists to debunk the truth of the Bible OVER.
What has happened is this. A piece of wood that would have fit precisely the Ark described in the Noah account has been found in a glacier. Further more, it was found exactly where the Bible directed us to.
I wonder what the great "American Atheists" organization will say now? I'd suggest they board up their windows, lay off their staff and forget about their big mistake.
http://noahsarkfound.com/
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-10-2011, 04:13 PM
How many times do we have to find Noah's Ark before the scientists will just accept it as real?
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-10-2011, 04:22 PM
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How many times do we have to find Noah's Ark before the scientists will just accept it as real?
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Absolutely, and I have never managed to get a sensible answer from an atheist when I ask them this question.
If there was no ark how did anything survive the flood?
Seashells have been found on the top of Everest so we know the waters covered the whole Earth.
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-10-2011, 08:10 PM
Mayor Hold, I looked through the site (not very closely, I admit), but I never found the images of the Ark. Could you point me to them?
Thanks!
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-10-2011, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Mayor Hold, I looked through the site (not very closely, I admit), but I never found the images of the Ark. Could you point me to them?
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Rev. Rodimer--I believe the image of the Ark is in the Bible so I would wonder why we needed one.
We know the Bible told us of the Ark, now scientists have located a piece of it. Fianlly, we have the real deal.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-10-2011, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Mayor Hold, I looked through the site (not very closely, I admit), but I never found the images of the Ark. Could you point me to them?
Thanks!
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I believe the reason they didn't give us any of their secret evidence is because they don't want to enable the non-believers to escape Hell without having faith like the rest of us. Just a thought.
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-11-2011, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Rev. Rodimer--I believe the image of the Ark is in the Bible so I would wonder why we needed one.
We know the Bible told us of the Art, now scientists have located a piece of it. Fianlly, we have the real deal.
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Mayor, there aren't any pictures in the KJV.
Has that maid of yours been switching your Bible with the Chris Craft catalog again?
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-11-2011, 05:49 AM
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Mayor Hold, I looked through the site (not very closely, I admit), but I never found the images of the Ark. Could you point me to them?
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From what I can tell, they haven't actually dug this thing up yet. What they have is some pictures taken with something called "ground penetrating radar" (whatever the hell that is – and I'm not sure I want to know). These links have a video and some pictures from the web site:
http://noahsarkfound.com/page4.html
http://noahsarkfound.com/Documents/NoahsArkBefore2.pdf
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-11-2011, 07:22 AM
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Well, for crying out loud . . . we can put Bibles in the hands of Haitians, but can't dig up a boat??
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-11-2011, 08:57 AM
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Well, for crying out loud . . . we can put Bibles in the hands of Haitians, but can't dig up a boat??
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My sentiments exactly – we can go to the moon to bring back some silly damn rocks, but we can't get a piece of Noah's Ark out of the ground right here on God's earth.
I made a few phone call here this evening and apparently some of our creationist anthropology scholars from Landover Baptist University tried to go over there to give them a hand but were denied visas from the Turkish government (a damn mooselimb country after all). It seems that the thing is buried at 16,600 ft. above sea level, and the best turbocharged Godly American Caterpillar diesels have trouble operating at that altitude, not to mention starting in that cold weather – it's sort of like Ice Road Truckers on the History Channel. Then there are the local mooselimbs that would rather use the available explosives to make suicide belts than for excavating Noah's Ark.
Frankly, I'm beginning to think that our whole space effort in going to the moon was some kind of mooselimb plot using recycled Arab oil money to look for evidence of their silly moon god allah. After all, the Democrat Kennedy was in office at the time.
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-11-2011, 03:32 PM
Enough of this dilly-dallying and dithering around debating whether or not there is something buried in the ice.
I just got off the phone with one of my operatives - in this case, the one stationed in Ankara.
He has agreed to strike out for the mountain and will use his recently discovered petrified whale dingus as a excavating tool to get to the bottom of this controversy.
He has promised me he will give regular satellite phone updates on this progress.
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-11-2011, 06:46 PM
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Nice to see you Baptards getting worked up over the findings of a well-meaning, if somewhat dim, Irish CATHOLIC lad.
Anyone catch the "Shamrock" references?
Did you note his words to the "Blessed Virgin Mary"?
Isn't it high time you cultists gave up on the Jewish Old Testament as being literal?
With the New Testament we have the word of Christians... not so with the old.
You do understand why that is?
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-11-2011, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
Nice to see you Baptards getting worked up over the findings of a well-meaning, if somewhat dim, Irish CATHOLIC lad.
Anyone catch the "Shamrock" references?
Did you note his words to the "Blessed Virgin Mary"?
Isn't it high time you cultists gave up on the Jewish Old Testament as being literal?
With the New Testament we have the word of Christians... not so with the old.
You do understand why that is?
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Except for all the bits you censored out and then made up when they weren't in there.
How's that Catechism coming along?
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-11-2011, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
Nice to see you Baptards getting worked up over the findings of a well-meaning, if somewhat dim, Irish CATHOLIC lad.
Anyone catch the "Shamrock" references?
Did you note his words to the "Blessed Virgin Mary"?
Isn't it high time you cultists gave up on the Jewish Old Testament as being literal? .
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Two questions for ya, Padre Pederast:
1. If you were starving and a Baptist discovered a hidden cache of food, would you turn it down because a Baptist discovered it?
2. Since you Catholics officially ignore the Old Testament as not being literal, why is a Catholic going out searching for the Ark? Shouldn't the Vatican't be going after him to correct his misguided belief that the Bible is the Word of God?
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-12-2011, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Two questions for ya, Padre Pederast:
1. If you were starving and a Baptist discovered a hidden cache of food, would you turn it down because a Baptist discovered it?
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So you are saying that Baptwits are starving for something, anything to bring substance to their misguided beliefs... beliefs that leave them starved for the Body of Christ as it were?
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2. Since you Catholics officially ignore the Old Testament as not being literal, why is a Catholic going out searching for the Ark?
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Parts of the O.T. are true and have some historical evidence to that affect. As we are the Church Jesus (a Jew) built on the rock of St. Peter (originally a Jew) the quest for truth is imperative so full examinations of the ancient Jewish texts are logical.
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-12-2011, 06:38 PM
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Parts of the O.T. are true and have some historical evidence to that affect.
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Parts of the Bible are true? Really? PARTS!?
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Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Matthew 5:18
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You papists disgust Jesus and I.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-13-2011, 07:06 AM
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Parts of the Bible are true? Really? PARTS!?
You papists disgust Jesus and I.
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It's just the Jesuits at it again. I finally caught him giving the secret handshake down at the Costco last month.
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THE JESUITS
The Secret Army of the Papacy
by Shaun Willcock
Jesuit: Member of Society of Jesus, R.C. Order founded by Ignatius Loyola and others (1534); dissembling person, equivocator. – Concise Oxford Dictionary
When two Jesuits meet, the devil is always there to make a threesome. – old French proverb
Introduction
The Roman Catholic Jesuit Order, which also arrogantly calls itself the “Society of Jesus”, is little known, much less understood, today. And yet, not very long ago, this organisation was so well known, that “Jesuitical” was a most derogatory term; the Order was outlawed from almost every Roman Catholic nation; and it was feared and loathed by the inhabitants of all enlightened nations.
Why was this the case? What vile doctrines did the members of this Order hold, and what evil deeds had they committed, to cause such universal reactions against them? And furthermore: the Jesuits are still here; they are still going strong; they have not altered their doctrines, nor repented of their wicked deeds – in fact, they continue to perpetrate them; they remain what they have ever been – the “secret army of the Papacy”, ruthlessly dedicated to the advancement of the Roman Catholic religion, the domination of the world, and the total destruction of Protestantism! They are the most dangerous Order of priests within the Roman Catholic religion, and indeed, the most dangerous organization of men the world has ever known.
Every Christian, as well as every Roman Catholic, needs to be well-informed about the Jesuits and their doings: the Christian, because the Jesuits are the sworn enemies of the Gospel of Christ, and of the Church of the living God (and thus of Christ himself, for to persecute his Church is to persecute the Lord – Acts 9:5); and the Roman Catholic, because it is his “Church” (so-called), the Roman Catholic “Church”, that harbours this diabolical Order, and that blesses its efforts as it goes about its abominable work; and this being so, Roman Catholicism cannot be the Church of Jesus Christ; for, as shall be seen, the doctrines and deeds of the Jesuit Order are absolutely opposed to the Gospel of Christ, and any “Church” that sanctions them cannot be the Church of Christ.
Secular historian Edmond Paris, writing in The Secret History of the Jesuits, made the following pertinent remarks: “There is another reason (for writing against the Jesuits).... At the same time as new generations of readers come, new generations of Jesuits come to light. And these work today with the same tortuous and tenacious methods, which so often in the past set to work the defensive reflexes of nations and governments. The sons of Loyola are today – and may we say more than ever – the leading wing of the Roman Church. As well if not better disguised than of old, they remain the most eminent “ultramontanes”, the discreet but efficacious agents of the Holy See throughout the world, the camouflaged champions of its politics, the ‘secret army of the Papacy’.
For this reason, the subject of the Jesuits will never be exhausted and, even though the literature concerning them is so plentiful (although, as Paris declares on the same page, “most early books retracing the history of the Jesuits cannot be found any more”), every epoch will have the duty to add a few pages to it, to mark the continuity of this occult system started four centuries ago ‘for the greater glory of God’, but in fact for the glory of the pope.” This short article is designed to “add a few pages” to the literature concerning the Jesuits, at a time when so little is known of them, and yet so much needs to be known. It is designed for widespread dissemination, and it is the prayer of the author that, if the Lord wills, it will have a wide circulation in these dreadful days of ecumenism and apostasy.
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http://www.thebibleistheotherside.org/newsitem24.htm
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
12-14-2011, 01:14 AM
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It's just the Jesuits at it again. I finally caught him giving the secret handshake down at the Costco last month.
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It is so disappointing, just when we are preparing for the holiest time of the year, this Catlick would come on here and say Jesus was a Jew.
I'm trying not to take his posts personally, but it's hard.
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
01-14-2012, 11:33 PM
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Mayor Hold, I looked through the site (not very closely, I admit), but I never found the images of the Ark. Could you point me to them?
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They had this on page 3
It's not a boat, it's a piece of rock next to a small ice ridge.
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Re: Atheists Weep, Noah's Ark Found! -
01-15-2012, 01:48 AM
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They had this on page 3
It's not a boat, it's a piece of rock next to a small ice ridge.
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Thanks!
I was hoping they'd finally mounted an expedition.
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