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Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome -
01-22-2009, 03:44 AM
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I am every bit his equal. I am a strong woman and he knows I won't let anyone walk over me. I'm not one of those girls that cries to her man everytime something happens and he appriciates that. He enjoys being with me simply for my own sake, which is probably more than can be said for you. Can any of you converse intelligently with your wives on topics that you like? Anthony can. Especially Paintball. That's a fun game....
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So your boyfriend is a queer? Sounds like it to us.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome -
01-22-2009, 07:16 AM
"Did you see that?"
"Yeah"
"That's paint innit?"
"Yeah"
"It's on your coat"
"Yeah"
"That means you were hit"
"Yeah"
"Awesome"
You must be a lot of fun to be hanging out with.
Isaiah 22:18
He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a ball into a large country: there shalt thou die, and there the chariots of thy glory shall be the shame of thy lord's house.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome -
01-22-2009, 05:08 PM
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My fiance doesn't have to "put me in my place." My "place" is right next to him in all that we do. He and I are a team
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Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome -
01-22-2009, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Snowflake
My fiancé doesn't have to "put me in my place." My "place" is right next to him in all that we do. He and I are a team; we are family closer than blood.
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I read that and thought, “There’s probably some hope here for young Snowflake.”
I like the idea that you think your place is “right next to him”; I see you define your position in the world through a man – that is good for a woman and is as it should be. For Eve was created not as an equal, but as a Help for Adam. And was not she created from his side? And where do you stand? At his side. Why, it is almost as if God ordained it!
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He loves me enough to respect me and respect what I stand for. I give him the same.
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Ah, the confidence of young love is always touching. Please have him read Proverbs:21:9: and 1st Corinthians 11:3.
When you marry, also note that a man marries a woman but a woman is married to a man. It is not for nothing that the verb is so used.
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Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome -
01-22-2009, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
Look you demon, the last time one of you sweet talking girls tried to "talk intelligently" with her man, the entire human race was cursed for the rest of time. Women who try to be equal with men are evil witches who hate God. Learn your place and be saved!!!
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Gasp! Demon! Oh, I'm so scared. Really, I'm shaking in my monster feet slippers.
Men like you are what make women turn gay.
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So your boyfriend is a queer? Sounds like it to us.
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How can he be homosexual if I'm a woman? That makes no sense.
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
"Did you see that?"
"Yeah"
"That's paint innit?"
"Yeah"
"It's on your coat"
"Yeah"
"That means you were hit"
"Yeah"
"Awesome"
You must be a lot of fun to be hanging out with.
Isaiah 22:18
He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a ball into a large country: there shalt thou die, and there the chariots of thy glory shall be the shame of thy lord's house.
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Have you ever played Paintball? It's a lot like being in combat. I'm better as a sniper, but I can do some running. Getting shot hurts like hell though. Your skin welts up and stings.... The pellets come out of the barrel at about two hundred miles per hour and they're hard plastic. This is no game for a wuss.
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I read that and thought, “There’s probably some hope here for young Snowflake.”
I like the idea that you think your place is “right next to him”; I see you define your position in the world through a man – that is good for a woman and is as it should be. For Eve was created not as an equal, but as a Help for Adam. And was not she created from his side? And where do you stand? At his side. Why, it is almost as if God ordained it!Ah, the confidence of young love is always touching. Please have him read Proverbs:21:9: and 1st Corinthians 11:3.
When you marry, also note that a man marries a woman but a woman is married to a man. It is not for nothing that the verb is so used.
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You will notice that while I am his fiance, I am my own woman. I am an idividual with singular thoughts, ambitions and desires. I am equal to my Anthony and nothing will ever refute that. We are equally matched in just about everything.
He's the tower of power, Admits no shame, Untouched, crushed, will remain, To one, to two, to three, to four, Heading straight for an open door, He can see, what he can't feel,
Without one touch, It becomes surreal, But it's true, The power lives, Inside of you!
~Crush 40
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Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome -
01-23-2009, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Red Snowflake
You will notice that while I am his fiance, I am my own woman. I am an idividual with singular thoughts, ambitions and desires.
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How cute! Of course you are my dear.
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I am equal to my Anthony and nothing will ever refute that.
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You didn't read those Bible verses did you? They refute it.
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We are equally matched in just about everything.
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You've got a luxuriant mustache too?
(i) His brain is larger than yours by 33%.
(ii) His lifting power is 200% of yours.
(iii) He is probably taller than you.
(iv) He doesn't scream at spiders.
(v) He can go out an buy an article of clothing and return home in 30 minutes (4 hours quicker than you.)
(vi) He probably earns more than you.
(vii) He does not insist on having the last word
(viii) He can get the entire message across on a telephone in less than 3 minutes.
I could go on...
Your words are brave but they are cheap - at best your fiance allows you to have this feeling of superficial equality. I do it with my dog from time to time but we both really know where we stand.
Look back on this in 10 years time and you'll be saying, "Bathfire had it right - basically it works best if I help my husband and know my station."
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Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome -
01-23-2009, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Red Snowflake
Have you ever played Paintball?
No.
It's a lot like being in combat.
No, it isn't.
I'm better as a sniper, but I can do some running. Getting shot hurts like hell though. Your skin welts up and stings.... The pellets come out of the barrel at about two hundred miles per hour and they're hard plastic. This is no game for a wuss.
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In combat bullets do more than sting. I wonder if you mean the muzzle velocity is ~200 FEET PER SECOND. Is that what you mean?
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Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome -
01-23-2009, 12:25 AM
Oh, I slipped. Thanks for noticing it.
I meant the gameplay is a lot like a combat situation.
I used to watch my brother play (I have two) and I've been playing since I was ten.
He's the tower of power, Admits no shame, Untouched, crushed, will remain, To one, to two, to three, to four, Heading straight for an open door, He can see, what he can't feel,
Without one touch, It becomes surreal, But it's true, The power lives, Inside of you!
~Crush 40
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Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome -
01-23-2009, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Red Snowflake
Oh, I slipped. Thanks for noticing it.
I meant the gameplay is a lot like a combat situation.
I used to watch my brother play (I have two) and I've been playing since I was ten.
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....Which was about 4 years ago, right?
Has anyone ever mentioned to you that this is a Christian forum? Why are you here wasting God's bandwidth?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Suffer the Children: Lesch-Nyhan syndrome -
01-23-2009, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Red Snowflake
Gasp! Demon! Oh, I'm so scared. Really, I'm shaking in my monster feet slippers.
Men like you are what make women turn gay.
How can he be homosexual if I'm a woman? That makes no sense.
Have you ever played Paintball? It's a lot like being in combat. I'm better as a sniper, but I can do some running. Getting shot hurts like hell though. Your skin welts up and stings.... The pellets come out of the barrel at about two hundred miles per hour and they're hard plastic. This is no game for a wuss.
You will notice that while I am his fiance, I am my own woman. I am an idividual with singular thoughts, ambitions and desires. I am equal to my Anthony and nothing will ever refute that. We are equally matched in just about everything.
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Perhaps I was too hard on you. A woman is, after all, only a woman.
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