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09-15-2006, 03:53 AM
Forgive me men, but we gals need to discuss fall fashions to avoid any spiritual emergencies. Anyway, I found the most delightful mother/daughter holiday dresses. I only wish my son Skeeter was a girl. Or maybe not, at least Skeeter can go to Heaven (unlike we daughters of Eve). Just take a look at these sassy Baptist frocks. Perhaps Petal and I can wear them to the Thanksgiving Potluck. And please post your Ideas for proper ladies wear. Mother Glendora
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09-15-2006, 04:02 AM
That is lovely Mother G. I am working on this enamble, but of course I have to Make Pastor Zeke and Tater matching suits.
Do you like it?
The blue will make our eyes stand out.
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09-15-2006, 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Forgive me men, but we gals need to discuss fall fashions to avoid any spiritual emergencies. Anyway, I found the most delightful mother/daughter holiday dresses. I only wish my son Skeeter was a girl. Or maybe not, at least Skeeter can go to Heaven (unlike we daughters of Eve). Just take a look at these sassy Baptist frocks. Perhaps Petal and I can wear them to the Thanksgiving Potluck. And please post your Ideas for proper ladies wear. Mother Glendora
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Here are some you might like:
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09-15-2006, 04:47 AM
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Those frocks are for prostitutes. You obviously have no morals since you don't have Jesus as your Master.
I want to remind you ladies about what God tells us in the Holy KJV1611 Bible about female dress. First of all, NO pants! Jesus hates transvestites and bull dykes.
"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5
Women may not braid their hair, wear gold, pearls, or expensive clothing.
"Women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array." -- 1 Timothy 2:9
"Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel." -- 1 Peter 3:3
Don't wear garments with wool and linen blended together.
"Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together." -- Deuteronomy 22:11
A man's hair should be short, and a woman's long.
"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering." -- 1 Corinthians 11:14-15
God will punish those who wear strange clothes.
"I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
Strange apparel includes whatever the harlot andro is wearing or ever suggests....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-15-2006, 04:50 AM
Now, now. There's nothing which applies to the lovely *cough* little green numbers I posted that couldn't be applied to the other pictures posted. Unless the bible has an issue with the color green?
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09-15-2006, 04:50 AM
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I'll invite you not to mock our women's Godly attire, you burlap-wearing witch! And another thing, I find your signature offensive. Don't hold it against God-appointed King George II that Jesus has blessed him with the gift of foresight! Change it, or I'll attempt to give you a warning point!
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09-15-2006, 04:54 AM
WH,
what is it you find wrong with my signature exactly? I'm quoting a statement of dear sweet Dubya. Your not liking it means that YOU don't support everything the dear GODLY president says.
Is that it, WH? Do you not support the president?
Why, shame on you!
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09-15-2006, 05:00 AM
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WH,
what is it you find wrong with my signature exactly? I'm quoting a statement of dear sweet Dubya. Your not liking it means that YOU don't support everything the dear GODLY president says.
Is that it, WH? Do you not support the president?
Why, shame on you!
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Look here, you chicken-headed harlot! Every word uttered by KING GWB might as well be gospel. He is God's mouth piece...he is God's right hand man. You are obviously trying to make him look like a fool by quoting him out of context, and you will suffer dearly in hell for it, mocker!
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09-15-2006, 05:01 AM
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Well! That's a nice change! How kind of you to offer our Baptist Sisters some of the items from your own closet! I thank you on behalf of the C-O-N-gregation.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-15-2006, 05:04 AM
WHO TOLD??! Er.....I mean....glad to pass on some wonderful former bridesmaid dresses, sir!
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09-15-2006, 05:09 AM
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WHO TOLD??! Er.....I mean....glad to pass on some wonderful former bridesmaid dresses, sir!
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And, in addition to my previous revelations, I have now researched your signature and have found that you have FALSELY quoted out GODLY President!
PROOF: http://www.snopes.com/quotes/candidate.asp
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-15-2006, 05:17 AM
FINE!!!
Better now?
Why am I unable to put an image in my signature?
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09-15-2006, 05:21 AM
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FINE!!!
Why am I unable to put an image in my signature?
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Because you're stupid?
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09-15-2006, 05:25 AM
My, my, aren't we clever.
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09-15-2006, 05:28 AM
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Brother, Brother! We needn't state the obvious in cases like this. The poor, distraught woman needs compassion and a slap upside the head. She'll be right.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-15-2006, 05:29 AM
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My, my, aren't we clever.
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Women have trouble using the forum codes without a man's help. PM me your login password and I'll modify your signature for you.
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09-15-2006, 06:35 AM
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That is lovely Mother G. I am working on this enamble, but of course I have to Make Pastor Zeke and Tater matching suits.
Do you like it?
The blue will make our eyes stand out.
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I am reminded of Mrs Beasley by those delightful dresses. And that faux vest provides a modest gal with a little buffer zone between her "Devil's Dumplings" and the inevitable prying eyes. I might suggest the addition of a matching blue ruffle to add length to the somewhat suggestive hemline.
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09-15-2006, 05:21 PM
I have some suggestions. What do you think?? Of course, the colors and fit could always be changed with the town's tailor. I think they're all just lovely!
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09-15-2006, 05:42 PM
I love it!
We will look so lovely in Church!
GLORY!
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09-15-2006, 06:00 PM
What about this one:
Even modeled by a godly blonde haired, blue eyed woman!
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