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02-02-2019, 06:52 AM
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I don’t know. I just got out of school and asked around just to confirm if he’s gay or not. A boy said that the last name “Bumkin” sounds like a gay last name to have. That’s the nail in the coffin for me. I just went up to him and asked what he thinks of “Neil Patrick Harris” who is a self confirmed homo and he said “Yeah I like him. He’s funny too!”. How much more proof is needed to confirm him being a homo? Also, the secret fliers I left around after school have disappeared from the walls. Could it be that he took them down himself to hide the fact?
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You can't judge him by his last name. Also, boys can say they like people as a friend. Not as a lover. Plus, if you left fliers around a school saying he is gay of course he will take them down. You are spreading rumors about him which is not right.
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02-02-2019, 06:53 AM
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How can he be gay but not realize it? He is not gay obliviously. Plus, there is nothing wrong with being gay.
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You didn't read her story. Shocker. Ms Levantine kindly read sound verses and inquired with this poor soul over his salvation, and he didn't pay mind....to a girl! His lack of interest in the female species and incapacity to speak the language of heterosexuality is proof positive of his queerness.
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02-02-2019, 07:04 AM
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there is nothing wrong with being gay.
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Almighty God says otherwise.
God hates sodomy: Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, Romans 1:27, 1 Timothy 1:10.
God hates lesbians: Romans 1:26
God hates trannies: Mark 10:6, Deuteronomy 22:5, Deuteronomy 23:1.
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02-02-2019, 07:05 AM
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You didn't read her story. Shocker. Ms Levantine kindly read sound verses and inquired with this poor soul over his salvation, and he didn't pay mind....to a girl! His lack of interest in the female species and incapacity to speak the language of heterosexuality is proof positive of his queerness.
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If some girl walks up to you and starts talking nonsense about you being gay to you, wouldn't you be confused too? I mean he isn't gay so it would be confusing. The guy doesn't have a 'LaCk Of InTeReSt In ThE fEmAle SpEcIeS". He is confused.
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Re: There’s apparently a gay in my town. -
02-02-2019, 07:19 AM
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If some girl walks up to you and starts talking nonsense about you being gay to you, wouldn't you be confused too? I mean he isn't gay so it would be confusing. The guy doesn't have a 'LaCk Of InTeReSt In ThE fEmAle SpEcIeS". He is confused.
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My days of being confused are long behind since I found Christ.
No girl would dare confuse me for homer if she knew was was good for her. In such instance, I would maintain composure, and exercise every fiber of restraint and explain Matthew 19:26 to her, that her silly presumption is fallacy, and then turn her to God, where all things are possible.
Turning something negative into positive, that's my style, Thicky.
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Re: There’s apparently a gay in my town. -
02-02-2019, 07:22 AM
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Almighty God says otherwise.
God hates sodomy: Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, Romans 1:27, 1 Timothy 1:10.
God hates lesbians: Romans 1:26
God hates trannies: Mark 10:6, Deuteronomy 22:5, Deuteronomy 23:1.
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Nope
Leviticus believes you should burn bulls, sell your daughter into slavery, never make any psychical contact with a women on her period, and never eat shellfish.
Funny... Corinthians doesn't mention LBGTQ hmmmmm...
Neither does Timothy! hMmMmMmM....
Mark doesn't talk about trannies
Deuteronomy 23:1 doesn't say too.
So the only people who say its bad to be LGBTQ is Romans, Leviticus, and Deuteronomy in quote. Out of 73 books only 3 actually people say so. With only 3 quotes. Ouch.
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Re: There’s apparently a gay in my town. -
02-02-2019, 07:24 AM
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Nope
Leviticus believes you should burn bulls, sell your daughter into slavery, never make any psychical contact with a women on her period, and never eat shellfish.
Funny... Corinthians doesn't mention LBGTQ hmmmmm...
Neither does Timothy! hMmMmMmM....
Mark doesn't talk about trannies
Deuteronomy 23:1 doesn't say too.
So the only people who say its bad to be LGBTQ is Romans, Leviticus, and Deuteronomy in quote. Out of 73 books only 3 actually people say so. With only 3 quotes. Ouch.
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I don't know what Bible you've been reading, maybe you've torn all the pages out or something.
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02-02-2019, 03:09 PM
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Leviticus believes you should burn bulls, sell your daughter into slavery, never make any psychical contact with a women on her period, and never eat shellfish.
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What's your point? Are you trying to discredit Leviticus, which was written by GOD, because some parts of it don't sit well with you? I understand where you're coming from boy, and some of these things do sound unpalatable to modern sensibilities, but it's not like we have a choice. We don't make the rules, God does. We follow ALL of His rules or we go to Hell (James 2:10). It's that simple.
Oh, and we're allowed to eat shellfish. Jesus repealed His dietary laws in Mark 7:19. Shout glory!
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Funny... Corinthians doesn't mention LBGTQ hmmmmm...
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Yes it does, Brick. The effeminate shall not inherit the kingdom of God. Neither shall "abusers of themselves with mankind" which refers to sodomites.
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Neither does Timothy! hMmMmMmM....
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Again, "them that defile themselves with mankind" refers to man who engage in anal sex with each other.
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Mark doesn't talk about trannies
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"But from the beginning of creation God made them male and female." There you have it, male and female. You can't switch or be a different thing. There are two genders.
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Deuteronomy 23:1 doesn't say too.
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"He that ... hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."
Do I need to draw you a picture?
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So the only people who say its bad to be LGBTQ is Romans, Leviticus, and Deuteronomy in quote. Out of 73 books only 3 actually people say so. With only 3 quotes. Ouch.
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The only "people" who say it's bad to be LGBTQ is the Lord thy God, author of the Bible (2 Timothy 3:16).
God is an omnipotent being who created the universe (Genesis 1:1), so He gets to make up all the rules, and nobody said they had to be fair.
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Re: There’s apparently a gay in my town. -
02-02-2019, 03:19 PM
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Corinthians doesn't mention LBGTQ.….Neither does Timothy!
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Why would they need to? The "L," the "B," the "G," the "T" and the "Q" are all covered by God's very explicit commandment that they should be killed. Obviously there could be no Christian "L's" "B's" "G's" "T's" or "Q's" because Christians do not disobey God.
There are. people who pretend. to be Christians but who disagree with God; some of them buy into your alphabet soup model of morality no doubt. Check this out:
Psalm 19:7-9
7a The law of the LORD is perfect, converting the soul
7b The testimony of the LORD is sure, making wise the simple
8a The statutes of the LORD are right, rejoicing the heart
8b The commandment of the LORD is pure, enlightening the eyes
9a The fear of the LORD is clean, enduring for ever
9b The judgments of the LORD are true and righteous altogether
God's Law is perfect. It is nevertheless rejected by most people including most groups calling themselves "churches" who have different ideas regarding such appetites as bring them exquisite delight. Part of any True Christian's calling is to make known Christ's Love to the gentiles. With rebellion heaving like maggots and God's protection withdrawn from The Temple there would be nowhere for His statutes to be enforced once it was destroyed. God knew that was going to happen and told us what to do.
I Peter 2:13-16
13a Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake
13b Whether it be to the king, as supreme
14a Or unto governors
14b As unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers
14c And for the praise of them that do well
15a For so is the will of God
15b That with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men
16a As free, and
16b not using your liberty for a cloke of maliciousness
16c But as the servants of God
The fact that ordinances of man exist preventing LBGTQ's from being killed does not mean that Christians are free to dress up and parade themselves around in "B" or "Q" pick-up joints as is highlighted in verse 16b, above. Your obsessions seem quite wide ranging though so let's move on to the "T" in your crossrow.
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Again, why would he need to? God has already prohibited this. Are you suggesting because Jude doesn't talk about arson that Exodus 22:6 no longer applies? The passages you're going on about are all relevant and Deuteronomy in particular covers all sorts of options associated with contradicting God. Just because someone decides God's perspective is unappealing or revolting or downright criminal in no way changes what God has commanded or what His values are. Why such people would want to call themselves "Christians" is beyond me but many of them seem to. Deuteronomy is quite long with lots of words so I'll recommend reading Jude which is only one page [LINKED] and provides a concise summary of LBGTQ issues:
Jude 1:7-8
7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.
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Re: There’s apparently a gay in my town. -
02-02-2019, 03:25 PM
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Leviticus believes you should ... never make any psychical contact with a women on her period
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I think you are conflating two different matters here. Leviticus 19:31 does mention avoiding those who have familiar spirits, and of course wizards, but not in the context of menstruation.
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Re: There’s apparently a gay in my town. -
02-02-2019, 05:30 PM
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Leviticus believes you should burn bulls,
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Need for human and animal sacrifice has been eliminated by Jesus' temporary death.
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sell your daughter into slavery,
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Yes. That custom has been continued throughout history - it's called arranged marriage. Only for the past 100 years or so the idea of marrying for love has been a thing.
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never make any psychical contact with a women on her period,
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OK, you have to explain what is a " psychical contact." If, by any chance, you were thinking about physical contact, then you are correct.
That has been abolished in the New Testament, along with circumcision.
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Funny... Corinthians doesn't mention LBGTQ hmmmmm...
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No? Think again!
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
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Neither does Timothy! hMmMmMmM....
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Wrong.
1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
Also, Paul touches the subject in his letter to Romans:
Romans 1:26-27, 32
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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Mark doesn't talk about trannies
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No, but gives clear rules that a Godly marriage is man + woman, which doesn't leave room for such freaks as trannies:
Mark 10:6-9
6 But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.
7 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;
8 And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.
9 What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
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Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Isn't that a clear definition of a godless tranny?
As well as this:
Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
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So the only people who say its bad to be LGBTQ is Romans, Leviticus, and Deuteronomy in quote. Out of 73 books only 3 actually people say so. With only 3 quotes. Ouch.
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it seems to me you have troubles with basic arithmetic.
First of all, there are 66 books in the Bible, not 73.
Second, various forms of LBTQWERTY or whatever it's called these days are mentioned more than 3 times:
Genesis 19:1-38
Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13
Deuteronomy 22:5, Deuteronomy 23:1
Mark 10:6-9
1 Corinthians 6:9-10, 1 Corinthians 7:2 (man + woman, no other combinations allowed)
Romans 1:26-28
1 Timothy 1:10-11
Jude 1:7
That's 11 mentions in 8 books. That's thee more mention than murder, which is mentioned a total of 8 times in 7 books (Exodus 20:13, Leviticus 24:17, Deuteronomy 5:17, Matthew 5:21-26, Matthew 26:52-54, Romans 12:19, 1 John 3:12-15, Revelation 21:8). By your own logic, LBTQWERTY is worse than murder.
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Re: There’s apparently a gay in my town. -
02-02-2019, 06:25 PM
If it quacks like a duck and waddles like a duck, it’s probably a duck. If a man wears pink and admits to liking Neil Patrick Harris and doesn’t know coherent Bible verses by heart, it’s probably a homer. I don’t know. Also, he apparently never had a girlfriend either. I just found this out while questioning the other kids at school. The flags are there. It’s only a matter of time until that boy catches AIDS from butt sex and ends up working the counter at the local Old Navy.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: There’s apparently a gay in my town. -
02-02-2019, 09:19 PM
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I don’t know.
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Quoted for Truth.
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02-02-2019, 09:50 PM
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You shouldn't be so harsh on the girl, Sister Joanna. We live in a terrifying time, a time of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, trannies, genderfluids, metrosexuals, and all manner of perverts. The woods are full of 'em these days. It can be hard to tell sometimes. That's why all LGBT people should be rounded up and tagged. They should be legally obligated to wear, I don't know, a pink triangle or something on their shirts at all times so normal people are aware. It's illegal NOT to label hazardous materials, so why have these GRIDs-infected gays been exempted?
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02-02-2019, 10:12 PM
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You shouldn't be so harsh on the girl, Sister Joanna.
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With respect, Brother Dennis, I am guided (as always) by my husband's opinion. He points out that unmarried teenagers, particularly those with little in the way of physical or intellectual advantages, know nothing of life, and that a public obsession with the genitular preferences of strange men is unlikely to lead to an acceptable marriage.
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Re: There’s apparently a gay in my town. -
03-26-2019, 05:16 AM
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So I was in school last week and I heard a rumor that Jesse Bumkin is gay. It all started when he was using a pink pencil and a football player shouted “Yo that pencil is gay!”. I thought “oh dear is Jesse gay?! I decided to come up to him and throw a few of my favorite KJV Bible verses to him in hopes it would convert him on the spot. The usual Leviticus 20:13, Timothy 1:10, Jude 1:7, etc. He just stared at me with a confused look and asked what language I was speaking. It is shocking to me as a young 17 year old and I don’t know if it’s been documented or not, but apparently the homer population (most anyway) don’t know a single KJV Bible verse. I told him that I would repeat the verses to him twice a day until he understands he needs to be saved. I need to know what else can be done to save this poor soul. I already have fliers made up which I will post around town and school so that wherever he walks he will know that he’s a walking abomination who needs saving. I don’t even think he realizes he’s G-A-Y even though he’s using a pink gay looking pencil in class. Pa always said “Men don’t have pink things! Get that gay shit outta here”. I always take what Pa says to heart (Proverbs 19:20) and he’s never lied before. That can only mean Jesse Bumkin is gay. How else can I go about converting him to be a straight boy?
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...He probably isn't gay and that's why he was confused.
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03-26-2019, 05:22 AM
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How can he be gay but not realize it? He is not gay obliviously. Plus, there is nothing wrong with being gay.
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100% agree with you.
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03-26-2019, 05:49 AM
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he apparently never had a girlfriend either. I just found this out while questioning the other kids at school.
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If you don't mind me asking, have you ever had a boyfriend? If so, good for you. If not, are you a lesbian?
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03-26-2019, 06:34 PM
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If you don't mind me asking, have you ever had a boyfriend? If so, good for you. If not, are you a lesbian?
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Eww, sweetie, please take your mind out of the gutter! Also, please note that this is NOT a dating website. We come here to praise Jesus, so please stop spamming our forum with your demonic spells and lame pick up lines.
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03-26-2019, 07:14 PM
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Eww, sweetie, please take your mind out of the gutter! Also, please note that this is NOT a dating website. We come here to praise Jesus, so please stop spamming our forum with your demonic spells and lame pick up lines.
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I wasn't hitting on her. I'm just saying by her her logic, if she doesn't have a boyfriend then she must be a lesbian. Doesn't make sense, right?
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