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Trump Trump's Disclosure Will Bring World Peace and Relocation of USA to Syria - 05-17-2017, 08:19 AM



President Trump means business. He is serious. He is acting and the action has started. It is huge. For the lieberal media it seems incoherent and foolish because they have abandoned Jesus. Trump hasn't. Everything He does has a meaning and the meaning is to secure as many souls to Jesus as possible. It is a tough journey as our enemies try to ridicule Him. It is time to explain to the masses the motivations of President Trump's latest actions.

The Disclosure

Yes, President Trump shared some intelligence data of utmost secrecy with His friends, the emissaries of President Putin. We must assess this fact not based on the values of the Democratic Party but through the lens of the Bible. This information came from a Jooish man who had joined the Muslim ISIS.

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The life of a spy placed by Israel inside ISIS is at risk tonight, according to current and former U.S. officials, after President Donald Trump reportedly disclosed classified information in a meeting with Russian officials last week.
The spy provided intelligence involving an active ISIS plot to bring down a passenger jet en route to the United States, with a bomb hidden in a laptop that U.S. officials believe can get through airport screening machines undetected.
OK, apparently Israel has joined the ISIS. It is now clear that President Trump had to share these data with Mr. Putin, as our Russian friends would have been in danger in Syria.





Extremely good advice, and President Trump tweeted this when He was still Mr. Trump. We must, however, interpret this tweeting with some caution, as Jesus frequented Syria during the yonder years.

Matthew 4:24
And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.


The Russian Connection


The Russians are in Syria. Jesus was also there. Jesus is our friend. Thus, it is important that the Russians are also our friends.



A glorious promise. Everlasting Peace, apparently in Heaven after the Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17). The question is, how to get there? We must remember that Jesus will also bring us peace! Glory!

John 14:27
Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

Of course, Jesus will also not bring peace! Glory!

Luke 12:51
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:



Things are starting to make sense. President Trump is a tool of Jesus. He will make peace! How?



2 Peter 3:10
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.


The verse above is the final Biblical piece in the puzzle. Nukes can burn up everything. These things will take place as unexpectedly as a thief in the night. A thief is a criminal, and the Democrats are accusing President Trump of Criminal Activity with the Disclosure of for-your-eye-only (this means Jesus) information to the Russians. Mr. Trump is the Thief Jesus referred to. The time is ripe for Jesus to re-enter Earth with some heavy artillery. Glory!

It is probably prudent not to disclose this actual agenda to the sinner population to avoid unnecessary panic, but I can tell my Brethren that the Real Exodus of True Believers™ away from the population centers that are to be demolished has begun. President Trump is evacuating His family!
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... the First Family will live under the same roof again sometime in June.
Apparently, New York City will soon succumb either under the heavy load of sin (sodomistic and other) or be directly demolished by the actions of Jesus. We can also presume that the ultimate goal of this mass Exodus is not going to be Washington. It is pivotal that Mr. Trump get closer to President Putin in order to plan the defenses against the armies of Satan in the War to come.

1 Corinthians 14:25
And thus are the secrets of his heart made manifest; and so falling down on his face he will worship God, and report that God is in you of a truth.

Syria - the New America

Jesus is going to establish a New Earth and we'll be Ruled by Him (Revelation 22:1) and before that President Trump will move the True Christian™ Population to a new location as a continuation of His family reunification. The obvious target is Syria! This is revealed by the fact that Jesus held His Sermon on the Mount (Matthew 5) there on Mt. Hermon, that also provides us with a nice ski resort for the years to come during the interregnum of the relocation and Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17).



President Trump's tweets to "stay out of Syria" are now clearly warnings for the sinner population not to meddle with the events during the End of Days. The New United States of America and Russia (NUSAR) will be there and we'll be there with Mr. Trump and things will soon be organized.



Where in Syria? I suggest a beach resort.



The town of Tartus looks nice, but immediately to the North you can see the resort of Ass Soda. Please do not go there. The name is very suspicious and a probable indication of sodomistic activity, but we cannot exclude the possibility of donkey-based soft drinks. Still, neither option is good for a True Christian™.

To summarize:
  1. President Trump knew what He did with the Disclosure.
  2. Israel has joined the ISIS, at least some of them.
  3. Russia is in Syria.
  4. Trump will bring us peace with Jesus and presumably nukes.
  5. Trump is evacuating His New York Headquarters.
  6. We will all soon go to Syria to prepare for the actions of the Book of Revelation.
Exciting times ahead!

(I invite all to pay a visit to the Biblically important town (Acts 11:26) of ancient Antioch as soon as we get into Syria. So nice)




Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Trump's Disclosure Will Bring World Peace and Relocation of USA to Syria - 05-17-2017, 01:16 PM

Thank you, Professor White, for that brilliant summary of our current affairs. One thing we can be confident about is that President Trump knows what he is doing. I would guess the President shared only the information needed to make a deal with Putin. A war is probably needed and our President wants the Russians to go in first and take more casualties.


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Default Re: Trump's Disclosure Will Bring World Peace and Relocation of USA to Syria - 05-17-2017, 05:32 PM

Thank you, Professor White! This was so helpful for me to understand the state of affairs of our most godly president and his friend. I pray that President Trump is successful and that His work be done in that dominated by Mooslim area!


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I hate to admit this, but the USA has not had a very good track record in dealing with the mooselimb menace. Even Godly George W. Bush believed them when they said they were a "Religion of Peace", and Obama went around kissing the rings of Saudi princes. If you were Donald Trump you would call in the experts - and who better than the Russians who have had to deal with them for centuries.

The mooselimbs have been causing trouble for 1,400 years, and the Russians had a little problem in Chechnya a few years back and they just leveled their capital city. Trump is on the right track - outsource the whole Syrian "problem" to the Russians. Just as in real estate development, you need a good contractor to be successful.

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The 1999–2000 battle of Grozny was the siege and assault of the Chechen capital Grozny by Russian forces, lasting from late 1999 to early 2000. The siege and fighting left the capital devastated. In 2003, the United Nations called Grozny the most destroyed city on Earth.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle...9%E2%80%932000)


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I hate to admit this, but the USA has not had a very good track record in dealing with the mooselimb menace.
Amen to that. I fail to see why God gave us all those nukes if not for killing all those unbelievers.

Chronicles 15:13
That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

God could not have been more clear.


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Amen to that. I fail to see why God gave us all those nukes if not for killing all those unbelievers.

Chronicles 15:13
That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

God could not have been more clear.
Yes, He certain was, my esteemed brother in Christ. Death to unbelievers.


Even evil Mooselims grasp the concept, even though they have been led astray into the wrong form of worship and are therefore cruel and barbaric when they kill people in the name of their religion.


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Default Re: Trump's Disclosure Will Bring World Peace and Relocation of USA to Syria - 05-18-2017, 04:07 AM

Well, I suppose I don't mind having a winter home there, but I don't really fancy palm trees and sand. Palm trees should have stayed on Gilligan's Island. You know who likes palm trees? In-n-Out Burger, with their commie "secret menu" only for gays and welfare queens.




What's with the palm trees? Always with the palm trees.




Coincidence?



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Well, I suppose I don't mind having a winter home there, but I don't really fancy palm trees and sand. Palm trees should have stayed on Gilligan's Island. You know who likes palm trees? In-n-Out Burger, with their commie "secret menu" only for gays and welfare queens.

What's with the palm trees? Always with the palm trees.

Coincidence?
Sister Mary,

Of course it is not a coincidence, but Jesus has shown us that there are also acceptable associations when it comes to Palm Trees! Glory!

Song of Solomon 7:7
This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes.


Those of good stature and posture are acceptable partners for conjugal, strictly heterosexual, marital fornication. Sometimes Jesus may use Palm Trees to remind us of that. The burning issue is, if this will be realized once we are in NUSAR in the former Syria, with the population converted to True Christianity™. Pictorial evidence is what we require. Tartus. NUSAR (the country formerly known as Syria), youths of stature like to palm trees?



Looks Godly to me. Please rest assured, Sister Mary! I am sure that our abodes in NUSAR will be comfortable and the servants of pleasant stature! The palm trees you can see in the photograph in the distance can easily be cut down to timber.


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Well, I suppose I don't mind having a winter home there, but I don't really fancy palm trees and sand. Palm trees should have stayed on Gilligan's Island. You know who likes palm trees? In-n-Out Burger, with their commie "secret menu" only for gays and welfare queens.

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You don't really have to worry about the palm trees Sister, the "Arab Spring" program in Syria has lead to what we call "gentrification" - the undesirable mooselimbs have been encouraged to leave, the government is decidedly against gays, the palm trees have been leveled, and a great deal of outside investment is behind this program. These properties are available at bargain basement prices and you probably need to act now. It took the Democrats 30 years to level Detroit, but Syria is happening quickly.

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