[Daisy Mae Johnson]

[James Hutchins]

You are a patient man, Dear Pastor. So many times, you and I have been together, with you listening to me as you ministered to me. Your laying of hands has removed huge loads of pent up confusion. All the while, waiting for Jesus to come calling to carry you Home to Heaven. I'll pray that today, He comes for you. If not, I'll be coming for you this weekend.

[Elmer G. White]

Happy birthday, Pastor!

You are one of the kind guides who as a lighthouse of beauty and goodness pouring out of the very pores of your skin will lead us into the gathering up in the skies to meet sweet Jesus while the rest of the world will writhe in the agony of tribulations!





Romans 2:19
And art confident that thou thyself art a guide of the blind, a light of them which are in darkness.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

I hope you're having a blessed birthday, Pastor!

[Mary Etheldreda]

A Blessed Birthday to you, Pastor!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Happy Birthday, Pastor!

[Xx420Illuminati666xX]

All pastors and people that believe in "god" are retards that should kill themselves. Do you get enjoyment out of treating others like shit? I don't see how it is possible for any self-respecting person to treat other people like trash just because they have a different race, religion, sexuality, or gender. The retard who this shitty topic is addressed to should give up on life, because he, like nearly every single person on this board, is an unintelligent sub-human life form that deserves solitary confinement and execution by anti-aircraft guns. I hope you have a terrible day.

[Elmer G. White]

Dear Friend,

I am fairly sure that our Good Pastor will find your post most illuminating and amusing. He does enjoy self-contradictory, self-defeating texts inspired by our Enemy, Satan. Let us examine your views in more detail:

Originally Posted by Xx420Illuminati666xX

All pastors and people that believe in "god" are retards that should kill themselves. Do you get enjoyment out of treating others like shit? I don't see how it is possible for any self-respecting person to treat other people like trash just because they have a different race, religion, sexuality, or gender.

Actually, our Pastors and other True Christians™ get enjoyment when we (too seldom) see sinners repent and turn away from their evil ways, sodomy and blasphemy. Also, we totally agree that people should be treated with love and the greatest love is to show them the way to Eternal Life in Jesus. Sometimes this requires harsh words and rebuking.

2 Timothy 4:2
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

The retard who this shitty topic is addressed to should give up on life, because he, like nearly every single person on this board, is an unintelligent sub-human life form that deserves solitary confinement and execution by anti-aircraft guns. I hope you have a terrible day.

I don't see how it is possible for any self-respecting person to treat other people like trash just because they have a different race, religion, sexuality, or gender.

It seems that we have a religion that is different from yours (but the True™ one). According to your words, we should not be treated like trash. However, according to your words, we should give up on life (I would gladly do that and finally meet Jesus in His magnificence but I still have work to do here); and, according to your words, we deserve execution by anti-aircraft guns, and solitary confinement. In addition, according to your words, we are unintelligent and sub-human. I would really like to know how this is not, according to your words, treating us like trash. Please, illuminate us. I'm holding by breath.

Of course, it may be that Jesus continues to be our only One and True™ Light.

Hebrews 10:32
But call to remembrance the former days, in which, after ye were illuminated, ye endured a great fight of afflictions;

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Demons notwithstanding, I'd like to wish the good Pastor a happy birthday with many happy returns of the day. Don't forget we tee off at Pebble Beach at 10am sharp.