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Default Divine Whining - 09-14-2008, 03:45 AM

Come on you people arn't even learning the proper and original bible... And yet you chew up here and like that, without any doubt all the shit that was made up during the christian dark age ?
A little history lesson for you folks. Up to the fall of the roman empire christianity was a religion of peace and tolerance, which is also why chistians and our beloved Jesus himself got killed by the romans in first place.
Why does devious religions as islam, mormons, sactary movements appears according to you ?
Because the current mainstream religion doesn't fit the current needs of the current society. Opression, rejection and intolerance are the growth factors of all pagan religion.
Personally I'd rather have the most people possible on our side with god and the bible than having them fleeing over to islam and such just because we were dumb enough to reject them for outdated scriptures. In the end it just helps fueling the religious wars, pain, dismay and horror in the world.

I hope someday most of you will understand that tolerance and even further acceptance is the first step to a better world, because we were all given a different body and personality by god.
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Default Re: A gay man is standing outside! - 09-14-2008, 03:48 AM

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Come on you people arn't even learning the proper and original bible... And yet you chew up here and like that, without any doubt all the shit that was made up during the christian dark age ?
A little history lesson for you folks. Up to the fall of the roman empire christianity was a religion of peace and tolerance, which is also why chistians and our beloved Jesus himself got killed by the romans in first place.
Why does devious religions as islam, mormons, sactary movements appears according to you ?
Because the current mainstream religion doesn't fit the current needs of the current society. Opression, rejection and intolerance are the growth factors of all pagan religion.
Personally I'd rather have the most people possible on our side with god and the bible than having them fleeing over to islam and such just because we were dumb enough to reject them for outdated scriptures. In the end it just helps fueling the religious wars, pain, dismay and horror in the world.

I hope someday most of you will understand that tolerance and even further acceptance is the first step to a better world, because we were all given a different body and personality by god.
Feel free to quote chapter and verse of the scriptures we've gotten wrong. We certainly aren't going to disband God's favorite church based on your vague accusations.

In the mean time, I have moved your post to the introductions section, where it should be. We aren't very fond of unsaved scum who derial threads.

Why not tell us about yourself? How old are you? What church you attend? Etc...


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Divine Whining - 09-14-2008, 04:43 AM

Hell-o Divine you un-saved slim, lol. they deem me a un-saved slim too but the truth is I was saved by the blood of the lamb before some of these good folks were born. oh well, so much for respecting your elders. thanks for seeking the truth and sharing what you've found. take care and good luck to you from acts 2 aka dan
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Come on you people arn't even learning the proper and original bible... And yet you chew up here and like that, without any doubt all the shit that was made up during the christian dark age ?
A little history lesson for you folks. Up to the fall of the roman empire christianity was a religion of peace and tolerance, which is also why chistians and our beloved Jesus himself got killed by the romans in first place.
Why does devious religions as islam, mormons, sactary movements appears according to you ?
Because the current mainstream religion doesn't fit the current needs of the current society. Opression, rejection and intolerance are the growth factors of all pagan religion.
Personally I'd rather have the most people possible on our side with god and the bible than having them fleeing over to islam and such just because we were dumb enough to reject them for outdated scriptures. In the end it just helps fueling the religious wars, pain, dismay and horror in the world.

I hope someday most of you will understand that tolerance and even further acceptance is the first step to a better world, because we were all given a different body and personality by god.
Are you Norwegian or something? I met a guy from Norway once and he talked just like you.

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Default Re: A gay man is standing outside! - 09-14-2008, 05:22 AM

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Feel free to quote chapter and verse of the scriptures we've gotten wrong. We certainly aren't going to disband God's favorite church based on your vague accusations.
Please tell me where in Scripture it says that you are "God's favorite church"?

As far as I know, God has no favorites

Galatians 2:6
6 But from those who seemed to be something—whatever they were, it makes no difference to me; God shows personal favoritism to no man—for those who seemed to be something added nothing to me.
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Default Re: A gay man is standing outside! - 09-14-2008, 10:33 AM

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Please tell me where in Scripture it says that you are "God's favorite church"?

As far as I know, God has no favorites

Galatians 2:6
6 But from those who seemed to be something—whatever they were, it makes no difference to me; God shows personal favoritism to no man—for those who seemed to be something added nothing to me.
Take a look at THIS article, detailing our beliefs. I think you will understand.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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