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Default Re: I seek fellowship - 09-07-2008, 10:36 PM
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Yes! That would work!

Oh, Bobby-Joe! I can cook and clean!
No, he doesn't need a cook or maid. How good are you at soldering? Have you taken Electronics Principles? If not, I hope you have good phone edicut.

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Default Re: I seek fellowship - 09-07-2008, 10:41 PM
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No, he doesn't need a cook or maid. How good are you at soldering? Have you taken Electronics Principles? If not, I hope you have good phone edicut.
Why would a True Christian™ woman ever need to even know what soldering is?
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Default Re: I seek fellowship - 09-07-2008, 10:44 PM
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Why would a True Christian™ woman ever need to even know what soldering is?
She wouldn't. But you are about as far removed from a True Christian™ woman as can be.

Brother Remy was trying to assist you in finding gainful employment, since your only possible value to us at the moment would be as a servant of some kind. You should be on your knees thanking him.

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