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01-06-2009, 05:00 AM
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Liver Chirrosis Kills Crocodiles
As many as 26 endangered crocodiles have been found dead over the last three days in northern Australia and experts attribute the rare mass deaths to cirrhosis of the liver, authorities said on Friday.The reptiles died in the waters of the Kakadu river, home to the "Jumping Crocodiles".
“Autopsies confirm liver cirrhosis as the cause of death,” declared S.C. Mohanty, a top wildlife official from Kakadu park. He talked to Reuters from the banks of the Kakadu river where experts have camped to investigate the deaths. Poisoning was not suspected as fish in the river had not died, Suman said, adding that scientists would test the water for the presence of any liver-damaging toxins. Cirrhosis is marked by the loss of liver tissue, leading to the loss of function of the vital organ. Later, investigators discovered several empty cases of Foster's Lager near an abandoned camp on the river. Tents and gear were still present, although weathered, and the investigators concluded that the crocodiles likely had eaten the campers, devoured their food, then the several cases of Foster's Lager. Several cans were found in the intestines of the alligators.
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Thats just funny as piffleing hell.... we here in Australia don't actually drink much Fosters (No right minded aussie would!! ) so they're probably tourists with no idea at all. We have better taste than that ( I prefer the Coopers Sparkling Ale myself!!!) we export it by the shitload to wanker counties like you!!!
And as far as camping goes.... yes its fun...but be mindful where you do it.... for farks sakes.... don't do it in the kakadu by a very croc infested river. Serves them right.... I bet those campers where baptist f*cks like you and the crocs actually died of food poisoning. LOL!!!!!!!
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01-06-2009, 05:11 AM
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.. we here in Australia don't actually drink much Fosters
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But you admit that you all drink some Fosters, yet blame the stupidity of your countrymen on the tourists who support your meager economy?
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01-06-2009, 05:22 AM
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And as far as camping goes.... yes its fun...but be mindful where you do it.... for farks sakes.... don't do it in the kakadu by a very croc infested river. Serves them right.... I bet those campers where baptist f*cks like you and the crocs actually died of food poisoning. LOL!!!!!!!
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What! No warning about drop-bears? But they don't have those in Adelaide do they. Just bars and sand dunes. Worse place in the world, I'm told. My mate lives in the civilized part up past Dungog by Clarence Town and Wallarobba. Nice up there, plenty of chooks and rabbits. Parrots are good eating and all you have to watch out for is the occasional red-bellied black. Don't let a roo catch your dog in a dam, though. I've seen it.
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01-06-2009, 06:23 AM
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Oh dear. It seems that an abo has stolen a computer and somehow found out how to get online. The abo's "ganja" fuelled rant quoted here is typical of them, barely literate and full of obscenities.
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05-01-2009, 03:43 AM
This doesn't surprise me: Australia is teaching its kids to fake disabilities in order to receive federal funds (the dole). Pretty soon every sixteen year old will have a handicap placard and there won't be any parking available ANYWHERE.
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Students asked to dress as a disabled person for fundraiser
By Maria Moscaritolo
May 01, 2009
A PRIMARY school has infuriated parents and disability advocates by asking students to come to school dressed as a disabled person as part of a fundraiser.
In a newsletter sent home to parents on Wednesday, Ramco Primary School in South Australia advised it would hold a "disability day" and fundraiser on Friday, May 29, with prizes for the "best students dressed as a person with a disability". The aim of the dress-up is to raise money for a clinic in Bangladesh that repairs cleft lips and palates in children, The Advertiser reports.
Its newsletter stated: "There will be prizes for the best students dressed as a person with a disability. Get your thinking hats on and see what disability you can represent!"
The well-meaning idea has missed the mark, with one disbelieving parent saying she had spoken to other parents who were also bemused by the concept, wondering how they were meant to dress their child.
Fundraiser ... students have been told to: "Get your thinking hats on and see what disability you can represent!"
- School to hold 'disabled' dress-up day
- Prizes for "best dressed with a disability"
- Advocate says fundraiser is in "poor taste"
Principal Barrey Niven said the idea had been to raise student awareness of what it is like to cope daily with a disability but the idea had not been conveyed well in the newsletter.
The intention of the fundraiser, devised by the school's Student Representative Council, had been for students to come in with a bandaged arm or leg, he explained. He said a new letter would be sent to parents explaining the idea more clearly.
Paralympic gold medallist Matt Cowdrey said while he was sure the school's intentions were good, he didn't "think this is the best way to raise attention. People with disabilities want to be treated and should be treated no different to anybody else in the community," he said.
Disability advocate David Holst said the dress-up day was in poor taste and there were better ways to create awareness. "You can understand it's with good intent, but it is trivialising some serious issues and is the worst in poor judgement and poor taste," he said. "There are numerous agencies and associations that have regular contact (with schools) ... that could involve them in a much more positive way."
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05-01-2009, 05:09 AM
Judging from the Australians who show up on this forum, Brother, I can't imagine they'd have to dress up at all.
They could just go as "developmentally disabled".
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03-18-2011, 05:29 PM
some part of Australia right implemented RSA Certificate for everyone, to manage their drinking issues and also for their own good also.
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03-19-2011, 04:48 AM
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some part of Australia right implemented RSA Certificate for everyone, to manage their drinking issues and also for their own good also.
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Who cares? They're all drunk on Foster's lager 24 hours a day.
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03-19-2011, 06:13 AM
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Dad once explained to me that Australians are crazy by nature because they live on the wrong side of the equator. The earth spins the other way for them and it messes their brains up. I'm not sure I understand it completely, but my daddy wouldn't lie to me. It seems like that would have a more pronounced effect on women though, wouldn't it?
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Your absolutely right, I live in Australia and I think I may be going crazy
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03-19-2011, 12:08 PM
An Aussie molested Fred Phelps on television! This is their idea of humor... SICK!
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07-02-2013, 03:22 AM
Is it any wonder that God hates Australia? They name their towns after obscentities that offend Jesus!
They're so proud of themselves, they even have a Facebook page!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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