[SmiteTheAthiests]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

I was browsing through my tv channels one disturbing Saturday morning and I accidentally pressed on the wrong channel, but this blatant mockery of The Lord captivated me with demon magic. I watched two entire episodes. What I saw chilled me to the bone for weeks. I only was able to sleep about two hours a night, afraid that one of those demons would attack me. After hundreds of prayers and donations to the local church, the pastor told me that an angel would protect my house from these evil Pokedemons.
Pokemon is from hell because teaches kids that with demonic technology and a legion of six demonic minions will bring you fame and fortune. I was so scared when I saw the first little yellow fuzzy demon on the screen that I vacated my bowels instantly in my seat. The "show" progressed to a part where they address the evil theory of evolution. I could smell demons in the room with me as I watched the evolution in the show. After I managed to turn off the television by throwing a lamp into it I prayed for four hours straight and changed my pants afterwards. Praise Jesus.

[Jabalí]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

I was browsing through my tv channels one disturbing Saturday morning and I accidentally pressed on the wrong channel, but this blatant mockery of The Lord captivated me with demon magic. I watched two entire episodes. What I saw chilled me to the bone for weeks. I only was able to sleep about two hours a night, afraid that one of those demons would attack me. After hundreds of prayers and donations to the local church, the pastor told me that an angel would protect my house from these evil Pokedemons.
Pokemon is from hell because teaches kids that with demonic technology and a legion of six demonic minions will bring you fame and fortune. I was so scared when I saw the first little yellow fuzzy demon on the screen that I vacated my bowels instantly in my seat. The "show" progressed to a part where they address the evil theory of evolution. I could smell demons in the room with me as I watched the evolution in the show. After I managed to turn off the television by throwing a lamp into it I prayed for four hours straight and changed my pants afterwards. Praise Jesus.

Little, yellow and fuzzy "demon"? Oh, are talking about this little one?



I completely agree with you, is really terrific

[SmiteTheAthiests]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

Little, yellow and fuzzy "demon"? Oh, are talking about this little one?



I completely agree with you, is really terrific

I am glad to see that you agree that anyone involved with this show should be sent to hell too! How is Brazil?

[Jabalí]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

I am glad to see that you agree that anyone involved with this show should be sent to hell too! How is Brazil?

I don't know, ask to a brazilian, I'm chilean



A map of my beloved country

[jonathonrumsey]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

Well the way i see it is that if pokemon were evil than god would have killed the man that made pokemon. God made the man that created pokemon so there for GOD HIMSELF MADE POKEMON.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

Well the way i see it is that if pokemon were evil than god would have killed the man that made pokemon.

You can back that up with Scripture, right?

God made the man that created pokemon so there for GOD HIMSELF MADE POKEMON.

Who says God never creates evil? God Himself doesn't.

Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these [things].

[jonathonrumsey]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

If god did not create evil than he never would have created the man that made pokemon there for this argument would be null and void because pokemon would not have been created in the first place

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

If god did not create evil than he never would have created the man that made pokemon there for this argument would be null and void because pokemon would not have been created in the first place

Ahem....

Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these [things].

[SmiteTheAthiests]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

If god did not create evil than he never would have created the man that made pokemon there for this argument would be null and void because pokemon would not have been created in the first place

This sentence was more run on than a high school track by a nigra Kenyan. Demons obviously made this evil abomination called "Pokemon".
Pokemon promotes homosexuality too by subliminally telling kids to "Poke a man". You should read the King James Bible and maybe you wouldn't be so blind to this satanic trickery.

[Poodleinacan]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

Pokemon promotes homosexuality too by subliminally telling kids to "Poke a man".

I wonder what went through your head, when you wrote this...

Not only did you wrote the wrong pronounciation, but you don't know what the show, the card game and the video games are about!

... Come to think of it, since you wrote that... Wouldn't you be hiding something, somehow?

[SmiteTheAthiests]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

I wonder what went through your head, when you wrote this...

Not only did you wrote the wrong pronounciation, but you don't know what the show, the card game and the video games are about!

... Come to think of it, since you wrote that... Wouldn't you be hiding something, somehow?

Beware foul Satanist of God's unholy wrath. Remember that on judgement day when God sends you to the eternal fires of damnation for promoting demonic worship in the highest degree and homosexuality being showed children. Not only did you misspell pronunciation, you insulted one of God's personal friends (me) by claiming that I am covering up homosexuality.

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Revelation 14:11 - And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

That is just a little about that place where you're going.

[PwettyPrincess]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

Beware foul Satanist of God's unholy wrath. Remember that on judgement day when God sends you to the eternal fires of damnation for promoting demonic worship in the highest degree and homosexuality being showed children. Not only did you misspell pronunciation, you insulted one of God's personal friends (me) by claiming that I am covering up homosexuality.

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Revelation 14:11 - And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

That is just a little about that place where you're going.

tldr, im pwetty gay is what you're saying.

[ass pollyp]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

You people need to wake up GOD does not want people to blindly follow him he gave us the idea to make toons they dont teach bad stuff to kids and by the way to evolve is to grow and become wise some thing JESUS tought us and MOSES wrote the old testament

[ass pollyp]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

I wonder what went through your head, when you wrote this...

Not only did you wrote the wrong pronounciation, but you don't know what the show, the card game and the video games are about!

... Come to think of it, since you wrote that... Wouldn't you be hiding something, somehow?

to me its just a show nothing more

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

You people need to wake up GOD does not want people to blindly follow him

I beg your pardon? What do you think God means when He says to lean not on our own understanding, but to trust Him (Proverbs 3:5)? Or what about when He warns us the people who trust themselves are fools (Proverbs 28:26)? What about when He reminds us that trusting in ourselves is naught but an exercise in deceit (Jeremiah 17:9)? Do you think He is joking? Doesn't really mean what He says? That maybe the Scriptures aren't inspired and for our own good (2 Timothy 3:16)?

he gave us the idea to make toons they dont teach bad stuff to kids and by the way to evolve is to grow and become wise some thing JESUS tought us and MOSES wrote the old testament

Son, you need to be trust in the LORD so you can be wise (Proverbs 2:12), and therefore avoid the perverted ideas given by Satan.