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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-26-2015, 02:33 PM

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Team Fortress 2 is my favorite game, and, no, if you'd played the game, or at least taken your glasses of hatred and closed-mindedness, you'd realize that the closest thing to anti-Christianity you'd find is the act of simulated sharp-shooting.
Greetings Atheist. These are Baptists here and they will not view your atheism kindly. Also they seem to think you are a homosexual. In my home country of Jamaica we are tolerant of atheists but we like to chase down homosexuals and hang them from trees. That is not popular in Babylon because of the embracement of sin here. You are safe in most of Babylon but not among these white Baptists. They might try to catch you. They are very intolerant of sinful people.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-14-2015, 09:38 AM

Continuing original post, the soldier also says "If God had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!" That's ridiculous, God would never create such a dimwitted retard such as him!
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Continuing original post, the soldier also says "If God had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!" That's ridiculous, God would never create such a dimwitted retard such as him!


Wait, what?

God created EVERYTHING, dear. Even retards.

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11 And the Lord said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the Lord?
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 01-01-2016, 03:33 PM

I know I'm really late into this conversation, like 2300 posts late. I apologize about that. However, this thread is getting ridiculous. There are certain aspects that people are not quite grasping. Let me just get the obvious statements out of the way. TF2 is bloody, but in a cartoony way. There is no sort of homosexuality in TF2. There can be swearing and mockery, but that is for competitive and humorous aspects. And most importantly, the soldier doesn't promote antinationalism. He's just there to be, like all other classes, a mockery against the enemy team. Do I recommend this game to anyone? Sure as long as they're above the age of 13, maybe 14. If you can't handle the violence, but want your child to play, let them play the gamemode called Mann vs. Machine. Instead of fighting against other players, you play against robots. It also promotes teamwork, and there is literally no gore in that gamemode. Really, it's a good game as long as you guys feel comfortable with letting your children play it. Now please just get over it; there is nothing else to talk about. If you want to be rebellious to my opinion, just watch gameplay on YouTube or play it yourself. You'll understand where my perspective is coming from.


P.S. I know I'm done with TF2 talk, but I have a quick question. Why on the church's banner states, "Unsaved Unwelcome." Isn't that a tad bit rude especially if someone wants to go to your church to be saved?
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Rebuke Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 01-01-2016, 03:45 PM

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I know I'm really late into this conversation, like 2300 posts late. I apologize about that. However, this thread is getting ridiculous. There are certain aspects that people are not quite grasping. Let me just get the obvious statements out of the way. TF2 is bloody, but in a cartoony way. There is no sort of homosexuality in TF2. There can be swearing and mockery, but that is for competitive and humorous aspects. And most importantly, the soldier doesn't promote antinationalism. He's just there to be, like all other classes, a mockery against the enemy team. Do I recommend this game to anyone? Sure as long as they're above the age of 13, maybe 14. If you can't handle the violence, but want your child to play, let them play the gamemode called Mann vs. Machine. Instead of fighting against other players, you play against robots. It also promotes teamwork, and there is literally no gore in that gamemode. Really, it's a good game as long as you guys feel comfortable with letting your children play it. Now please just get over it; there is nothing else to talk about. If you want to be rebellious to my opinion, just watch gameplay on YouTube or play it yourself. You'll understand where my perspective is coming from.


P.S. I know I'm done with TF2 talk, but I have a quick question. Why on the church's banner states, "Unsaved Unwelcome." Isn't that a tad bit rude especially if someone wants to go to your church to be saved?
Mr. Zoso,

You have some points there that are undoubtedly valid within the framework of sin and depravity. They might be valid also in the Biblical framework if you had provided some verses to back up your position. Unfortunately, you seem to have forgotten to do that so, please, let me enlighten you!

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Of course we understand!

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The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.


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"Unsaved Unwelcome.' Isn't that a tad bit rude especially if someone wants to go to your church to be saved?
Of course it is rude; again, within the framework of sin and depravity. We would obviously like to entertain everyone and tell them what they want to hear and that way they would all stay here thinking that "aren't the Landover Baptists nice apple-pie-grandmotherly people! They are so nice and confirm that we can go on fornicating and sinning and Jesus still loves us". We'd really like to do that and get positive feedback but we can't because we do not obey your cravings. We obey Jesus. He tells us how we should socialize with unbelievers:

2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?


It is not our duty to pamper unbelievers. It is our duty to tell the World about Jesus and how His will is expressed in the Magnificent Bible. This is more urgent than ever as the End is nigh and Jesus will re-enter the Earthly atmosphere any day now. That is the thing to worry about - compared to that your anecdotal opinions about this game that I have never played nor ever will (I know all there is to know because a brave person tested it and has reported that it is sinful) dwindle into pitiful insignificance.




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P.S. I know I'm done with TF2 talk, but I have a quick question. Why on the church's banner states, "Unsaved Unwelcome." Isn't that a tad bit rude especially if someone wants to go to your church to be saved?
We think it's "a tad bit rude" for people to spit in God's face and reject His word and the gift of eternal life. In fact, it's the height off arrogance. Your unbelief is tantamount to calling God, the source of all truth, a liar.

First John 5:10-11: 10 He that believeth on the Son of God hath the witness in himself: he that believeth not God hath made him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of his Son. 11 And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son.

Do you want to spend all eternity writhing in agony?

Rev 14:10-11: 10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: 11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
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Scared Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 01-08-2016, 11:06 PM

Plox halp m8s, I have a little stupid kid called "Bryan" (Full name: <<<removed>>>) and he is playing this game (TF2).

(He also has a YouTube channel:<<<porn link removed>>>)

When I tell him to stop he always want to kill me with a strange killstreak shotgun.

He also tries to threaten some friends with messages like:
"I will DoS him XD I'm poor n00b"


I'm asking here because I don't know what to do!
Will he kill me with his gun?
And most important, will the killstreak count on the scoreboard?

Thanks, love and peace <3

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 01-08-2016, 11:26 PM

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Hi sweetie, and to our godly forum!

If your kid is acting up, why don't you punish him as God intended?

Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Proverbs 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 01-09-2016, 02:09 PM

YouTube = porn? wow...


Nvm, I just killed him now, he was trying to kill me with his backburner (killstreak of course) in w+m1 style.

I'm happy cuz now my killstreak is on the tab list!!!!!!


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 01-09-2016, 03:37 PM

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YouTube = porn? wow...


Nvm, I just killed him now, he was trying to kill me with his backburner (killstreak of course) in w+m1 style.

I'm happy cuz now my killstreak is on the tab list!!!!!!


PS: ***stupid trolling about male anatomy in Papist language removed by moderator***


Thanks, good bye m10s.

We speak plain American here, pervert. If you think you can injure us with a witch spell, you are sadly mistaken.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-07-2016, 03:44 PM

You <<<inappropriate language removed>>>! As far as violence and cursing, do what you will. But saying that TF2 is evil? Anti-American: Why, because there are other ethnicities? <<<inappropriate language removed>>>. God bashing: Im sorry you have to take everything that is said to the extreme. Homosexuality?!: Honestly?! Get behind me doctor is said because the person is trying to protect the medic whilst being healed. The outfits they wear arent to represent fetishes and gayness. Also, you extremist <<<inappropriate language removed>>>, the world is different than your old time racist, stereotypical society. So people are gay, who CARES!?! And Valve is not a DEVIL'S COMPANY! You're just a bunch of ingnorant <<<inappropriate language removed>>>!! (Now you can ban me now that the truth has been said.)

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Greetings Mr. Hate. You seem very angry and it would be best if you seek peace through Jah. A nice spliff would calm you. The white people here will probably be shocked at your angry display but they will want to help you. If you were to tell them about how you found out about Jesus it would soothe them. These are the most tolerant and friendly of white people and they have never tried to lynch me or anyone else that I know. If you are a witch I would advise you to move because they are hostile toward witches. By now they will know where you live and where to go to find you. If you are a sinner they may catch you and beat you for your own good but it would not be through hate.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 03-03-2016, 10:21 PM

I must completely agree with you. These gamertards must be stopped, as the only thing that they ever do is play these god-bashing, homosexual and violent games. I am most upset by the homosexuality in this game, as it is strictly prohibited here and is just plain wrong.

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I must completely agree with you. These gamertards must be stopped, as the only thing that they ever do is play these god-bashing, homosexual and violent games. I am most upset by the homosexuality in this game, as it is strictly prohibited here and is just plain wrong.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 03-03-2016, 10:31 PM

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I must completely agree with you. These gamertards must be stopped, as the only thing that they ever do is play these god-bashing, homosexual and violent games. I am most upset by the homosexuality in this game, as it is strictly prohibited here and is just plain wrong.

Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
Well said, friend! Anyone who loves children and grandmothers and apple pie and America would be offended by these games.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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I must completely agree with you.

Welcome, Elvin. You are off to a good start with your demonstration of your understanding that we are right and everyone else is wrong. Please do make a proper introduction. I have high hopes that you are a Christian. We have had to defend ourselves against the blandishments and assaults of too many devilish wretches of late. You have a Mexican name; I hope you aren't a Papist. Are you saved?


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 03-21-2016, 03:08 PM

When characters say "I love this doctor" they don't mean THAT kind of love. If a mom says "I love you" to her son, it doesn't mean that she wants to piffle her son.
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When characters say "I love this doctor" they don't mean THAT kind of love. If a mom says "I love you" to her son, it doesn't mean that she wants to piffle her son.
Dear Sinner,

You seem to be young and innocent. That is fine but the Fallen (Genesis 3:6) Earth contains many repulsive instances that might be beyond your comprehension.

If a mom says "I love you" to her son, it is highly likely that this will eventually result in an incestuous relationship. In your adorable innocence you probably demand some kind of proof. That is available.



During the early days of the World, incest was not as bad in the eyes of Jesus as today, as genetic entropy was less advanced. As a result, even some of our beloved patriarchs were conceived when an older woman loved a boy THAT way.

Exodus 6:20
And Amram took him Jochebed his father's sister to wife; and she bare him Aaron and Moses: and the years of the life of Amram were an hundred and thirty and seven years

A boy and his aunt. AND that was before the sins of adultery and sodomy were as widespread as today. The situation at the moment is MUCH worse. You've been warned. Lustful women will not pass any chance to fornicate. "I love you" is a dangerous thing to say to your son!


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 03-21-2016, 05:29 PM

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"I love you" is a dangerous thing to say to your son!


Yours in Christ,

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Indeed, Dr. White, precious else is so dastardly to the development of a young Soldier in Christ than the pandering and coddling of a mother. I have been successful in refraining from uttering such dangerous phrases to my children lest they believe their behavior is not as important as their attitudes. Jesus tells us that in fact, our attitude is the first and foremost concern of the Holy Trinity, as those who lack the attitude of sufficient faith have confirmed their own Eternal Damnation (John 3:18). I'd hate to know my words contributed to my children letting down their guard even once. As they say, "You can be the nicest guy in Hell, but Satan will still find you, bend you over, and laugh all the way to the Brimstone Bank on your back side!"


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 03-31-2016, 12:30 AM

Oh my!

Who'd have thought that Valve could be so EVIL.


LOOK AT THE GAMES THEY HAVE MADE!
-Counter Strike: Play as a TERRORIST (oh my!)
-Dota2: So much fantasy GOD HATING
-Half Life: BLASPHEMY AND ALIENS


Keep your kids away from Valve. They're clearly working for SATAN.


I think its the COMPUTERS THAT ARE EVIL. I WILL NEVER TOUCH A SINGLE COMPUTER, BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL AND WITCHCRAFT SCIENCE MACHINES. THEY CAUSE CANCER AND MAKE YOU AUTISTIC.
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