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why we need to be spanked -
03-22-2013, 05:38 AM
My husband and I were talking and he has requested me to share here why it is so important we are spanked. If my husband had not started spanking me when we first got married I'd still be lost and living like a feminist whore that I was. But because he loves me as Christ loved the church, he gives me stripes to save me from eternal damnation. I didn't used to understand this but after much thought and reading Proverbs and Hebrews, I know this is crucial for salvation.
Hebrews 12:11 "Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.
We can be at peace and righteous when our husbands excercise their authority over us and chasten us with a firm hand.
Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.
Hebrews 13:17
I want my husband to have joy.
In the lips of him that hath understanding wisdom is found: but a rod is for the back of him that is void of understanding"- Proverbs 10:13 I didn't understaand the word so my husband took a rod to my backside. Now it is all coming together well.
*Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof is brutish. Proverbs 12:1 Its stupid to hate correction.
*Correction is grievous unto him that forsaketh the way: and he that hateth reproof shall die. Proverbs 15:10
These are just a feW verses of why we need to be spanked. Now I must go take myself to get a few lashings from my husband before bed to keep me in line tomorrow. Night Ladies.
Thank you BIG for your correction to me and sharing proverbs31 with me. I hopee you can teach me everything a stupid, foolish, idle woman like me needs to know so I can be that too. Tomorrow, I have to write Proverbs 31 out to help remind me. I also have to do my murga punishment before bed after my lashings. Glad he wants to take the time to correct me. I'm so blessed.
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
03-22-2013, 07:12 AM
HALLELUJAH SOMETHING ACTUALLY SANK IN
Okay, I'll try and help you out here.
1. Here's a link to an online KJV Bible at the very top of the page is a search function.
2. There is also the Online Parallel Bible I don't suggest that one as much because it has a lot of the newer (per)versions which can confuse a beginner. However, if you can't find a word in the KJV then maybe this can help you find it since it will probably have the word you want in the NIV or something.
3. There is also the Bible in a year that Brother V so nicely put together.
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
03-22-2013, 01:09 PM
I made the dire mistake of visiting aunty Flo's prayer shack for women and now I am bleeding from my rectum. God's way of punishing me for entering a forum of yabbering women.
Forgive me Lord! I don't want to menstrate! I shall never visit this forum again.
Amen!
I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
03-24-2013, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Alterboy
I made the dire mistake of visiting aunty Flo's prayer shack for women and now I am bleeding from my rectum. God's way of punishing me for entering a forum of yabbering women.
Forgive me Lord! I don't want to menstrate! I shall never visit this forum again.
Amen!
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But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
03-24-2013, 09:11 PM
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Go to the doctor, man.
-- J. B. Puckett
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That's not what God wants him to do.
2 Chronicles 16:12-13 " 12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. 13 And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign. "
If there's a problem with his rectum, I'm sure one of the pastors would be willing to look into it.
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
03-30-2013, 07:28 PM
naw..the poor man needs to see a doctor..
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
03-31-2013, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Alterboy
I made the dire mistake of visiting aunty Flo's prayer shack for women and now I am bleeding from my rectum. God's way of punishing me for entering a forum of yabbering women.
Forgive me Lord! I don't want to menstrate! I shall never visit this forum again.
Amen!
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Are you kidding me? Why God must punish you for enter to certain part on an internet forum? A proof of how idiot fanatics are
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
03-31-2013, 04:05 AM
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Are you kidding me? Why God must punish you for enter to certain part on an internet forum? A proof of how idiot fanatics are
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Are you still having fun with your multiple accounts?
Why don't you bring your little whore account over to tell us how much she enjoys being spanked.
BTW, READ THE SCRIPTURE!
Hebrews 12:6-8 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth. If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not? But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
06-05-2013, 02:19 PM
Forgive me, I'm new here. I have some questions. I do agree husbands are to lead and guide. Spankings are good for a wife & females, in general. I do everything I can to please others & put God first. My question is, who is to spank single adult women that love & serve God? Where can I find a list of churches in my area that teaches Godly spanking. Not abuse, but loving correction? I feel a woman's bottom is made for a firm hand, a belt strap, or to be paddled to keep her pure, loving & feminine. It's difficult to find this teaching. I think, this should be done on a somewhat regular basis. I hope, I'm not out of line because I don't know where to go to be punished. Am I crazy? Or am I thinking right? Thank you so much for any information or guidance you can give me.
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
07-12-2013, 01:57 AM
You're right, spanking is hot
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
07-12-2013, 04:21 AM
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You're right, spanking is hot
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This is a Christian forum, not a pick-up joint for bulldykes. Take it somewhere else, lezbean.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
07-13-2013, 01:40 AM
Good Christian advice needed please! I have no husband and also lack a male patriarch to provide me with appropriate discipline. How can I know when my behaviour is offensive to our Lord if I have no man to guide me? As a single woman adrift in a sea of sin and temptation I often find myself paralysed by ignorance. I asked my pastor to spank me when I misbehave, however, his wife cried and he firmly denied my request for spiritual guidance and corporal discipline. Whatever shall I do?
Joshua 6:21 And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.
Because God loves everyone.
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
07-13-2013, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Sin-Derella
Good Christian advice needed please! I have no husband and also lack a male patriarch to provide me with appropriate discipline. How can I know when my behaviour is offensive to our Lord if I have no man to guide me? As a single woman adrift in a sea of sin and temptation I often find myself paralysed by ignorance. I asked my pastor to spank me when I misbehave, however, his wife cried and he firmly denied my request for spiritual guidance and corporal discipline. Whatever shall I do?
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Seeing that nobody here has ever heard of you, punch yourself in the face. Once you have become a member; we will appoint an appropriate Pastor to punch you in the face.
You seem terribly arrogant. Do you think you can walk into Christ's favourite forum on the internet and act like you belong here you wanton slut?
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
07-13-2013, 05:22 AM
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Seeing that nobody here has ever heard of you, punch yourself in the face. Once you have become a member; we will appoint an appropriate Pastor to punch you in the face.
You seem terribly arrogant. Do you think you can walk into Christ's favourite forum on the internet and act like you belong here you wanton slut?
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Thank you for putting me in my place. I shall flog myself immediately.
In Christ name I post, Amen.
Joshua 6:21 And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.
Because God loves everyone.
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
07-13-2013, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Sin-Derella
Good Christian advice needed please! I have no husband and also lack a male patriarch to provide me with appropriate discipline. How can I know when my behaviour is offensive to our Lord if I have no man to guide me? As a single woman adrift in a sea of sin and temptation I often find myself paralysed by ignorance. I asked my pastor to spank me when I misbehave, however, his wife cried and he firmly denied my request for spiritual guidance and corporal discipline. Whatever shall I do?
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Sister, with no husband and no father you're completely lost and you'll be totally doomed to the hot fire of Hell , I suggest you to find a good pastor who accept to give you a well deserved punch in the face, because that's what sluts like you deserve. After that, you must marry with a man inmediately, because that's the only way a woman have to go to Heaven and have an eternity next to God
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
07-25-2015, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by husbandslover
My husband and I were talking and he has requested me to share here why it is so important we are spanked. If my husband had not started spanking me when we first got married I'd still be lost and living like a feminist whore that I was. But because he loves me as Christ loved the church, he gives me stripes to save me from eternal damnation. I didn't used to understand this but after much thought and reading Proverbs and Hebrews, I know this is crucial for salvation.
Hebrews 12:11 "Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.
We can be at peace and righteous when our husbands excercise their authority over us and chasten us with a firm hand.
Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.
Hebrews 13:17
I want my husband to have joy.
In the lips of him that hath understanding wisdom is found: but a rod is for the back of him that is void of understanding"- Proverbs 10:13 I didn't understaand the word so my husband took a rod to my backside. Now it is all coming together well.
*Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof is brutish. Proverbs 12:1 Its stupid to hate correction.
*Correction is grievous unto him that forsaketh the way: and he that hateth reproof shall die. Proverbs 15:10
These are just a feW verses of why we need to be spanked. Now I must go take myself to get a few lashings from my husband before bed to keep me in line tomorrow. Night Ladies.
Thank you BIG for your correction to me and sharing proverbs31 with me. I hopee you can teach me everything a stupid, foolish, idle woman like me needs to know so I can be that too. Tomorrow, I have to write Proverbs 31 out to help remind me. I also have to do my murga punishment before bed after my lashings. Glad he wants to take the time to correct me. I'm so blessed.
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if your husband hits you, you're clearly in an abusive relationship and he doesn't love, value, or respect you. please get yourself out of this relationship for your own good. it's not healthy.
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
07-25-2015, 08:56 PM
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...he doesn't love, value, or respect you...
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Or you don't understand what love, value, and respect even mean in a Christian context.
Btw, the poster you're attempting to respond to hasn't been here in 2 1/2 years, so don't hold your breath waiting for a response.
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
07-29-2015, 02:37 AM
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if your husband hits you, you're clearly in an abusive relationship and he doesn't love, value, or respect you. please get yourself out of this relationship for your own good. it's not healthy.
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You forgot these two verses. Ephesians 5:22 says "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord." and Hebrews 12:11 "Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby."
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
07-31-2015, 12:08 AM
It is an honor to have such a Godly Husbend who beats me in the Defense of his Home wich the Lord has blessed him with! Lieberals wish to stele our souls by claiming that we are in any shape or form ekwal to hard working, edookated , God fereing men.
Ephesians 5:22 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
1 Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
07-31-2015, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Truth
It is an honor to have such a Godly Husbend who beats me in the Defense of his Home wich the Lord has blessed him with! Lieberals wish to stele our souls by claiming that we are in any shape or form ekwal to hard working, edookated , God fereing men.
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Sister, my husband sees your sorry state of lack of education, and has spoken with your husband about it. You should pack your bags, because we are sending a maid to take your place managing your house, while you come to ours and I'll teach you how to be a more refined lady. After all, we are to be beautiful and charming to our husbands, so their duty of seeding us is a little more bearable, the brave souls.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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