[Sanjayo (Quarantined)]

This is a fantastic religion I recently discovered.

This is it's god.
Will I go to hell for worshipping him?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Thankyou for wasting a minute of the lives of everyone who clicked on this stupid thread.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Thankyou for wasting a minute of the lives of everyone who clicked on this stupid thread.

That post took you a full minute to get through? Well, no wonder you don't read the Bible! Why, Genesis alone could take you a good year to finish!

But you know, it doesn't have to be that way. There are audio versions of the Bible you can listen to so you don't have to sound the words out yourself.

http://www.audio-bible.com/bible/bible.html

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I said to click on. My net was being a little slow to load the page.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

I said to click on. My net was being a little slow to load the page.

Have you tried clearing all the pornography out of your cache?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I don't look at porn, and it isn't to do with the cache. Sometimes the work server gets slowed down. That's IT's problem, not mine.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

I don't look at porn, and it isn't to do with the cache. Sometimes the work server gets slowed down. That's IT's problem, not mine.

You're problem is that you're taking a job away from a man when you should be at home looking after the house for your husband and children, or at least directing the maid and nanny.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

I said to click on. My net was being a little slow to load the page.

Your 'net' has always been a little slow. I blame your mother, a practicing Catlicker, for leading you into sin.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I just know there's a double meaning behind that post, Pastor Al, and I also know I do not want to try to interpret it...

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

I hate to say it.... That is the weirdest anime I have ever layed eyes on.... One of the very reasons I stopped watching television. Call me blind, but I couldn't understand its purpose.... It's like Dragonball Z that way. No offense to Hai.

[Ashesofthesacredflame]

I didn't know he was blond.