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Default The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world - 12-08-2015, 07:52 PM

I am making a new group called "The Fighting Against Gays Group Of The world"

the group itself is self explanatory, we fight against all the homers in the world to drive them out!


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Default Re: The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world - 12-08-2015, 11:10 PM

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I am making a new group called "The Fighting Against Gays Group Of The world"

the group itself is self explanatory, we fight against all the homers in the world to drive them out!

Were can I sign up?


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I am making a new group called "The Fighting Against Gays Group Of The world"

the group itself is self explanatory, we fight against all the homers in the world to drive them out!
Perhaps you'd consider becoming an A.S.S. You seem to fit the profile well enough!


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Perhaps you'd consider becoming an A.S.S. You seem to fit the profile well enough!
I think Ph0enix and hank would both get a lot out of A.S.S. I find you really get out of it what you put into it. Once you get past the nervousness, I'm sure you'll both fit right in! I really dig it.


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Default Re: The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world - 12-09-2015, 06:52 AM

Yes, I would agree, they are both A.S.S's, material for sure. BUT I think it's my turn for screening duties. Must I do both at once? I am not as young as I used to be.


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Yes, I would agree, they are both A.S.S's, material for sure. BUT I think it's my turn for screening duties. Must I do both at once? I am not as young as I used to be.
It is true that youngsters are better at screening duties. They can push through more duties in a shorter amount of time.


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Default Re: The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world - 12-09-2015, 03:17 PM

I would be happy to join A.S.S to stop the homer agenda!


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Default Re: The Fighting, Against Gay Group Of The world - 12-10-2015, 05:08 AM

I've just entered your A.S.S. too.
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