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Default Re: Let's posthumously convict wicked Michael Jackson of kiddy fiddling. - 11-26-2013, 12:17 AM

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Please tell me how you can't handle truth?
Such hatred, such anger. Typical for anti-Christians, really. What I see is that it's you who can't handle the truth about the fact that Jesus will throw disgusting sinners like gaysexuals to hell.
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Default Re: Let's posthumously convict wicked Michael Jackson of kiddy fiddling. - 11-26-2013, 12:21 AM

If you hate God and America, then why exactly are you here? I believe I asked you that before.

Why would you come to a place where God's Word is followed to the letter, when you hate God and His Word? Do you have a fetish for being flogged with the Truth?




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Default Re: Let's posthumously convict wicked Michael Jackson of kiddy fiddling. - 11-26-2013, 12:38 AM

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If you hate God and America, then why exactly are you here? I believe I asked you that before.

Why would you come to a place where God's Word is followed to the letter, when you hate God and His Word? Do you have a fetish for being flogged with the Truth?
I'm her because I feel like it
I don't hate God, or His word. America is a thriving realistic hell and you're country needs to be purged of all it's evil.
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Default Re: Let's posthumously convict wicked Michael Jackson of kiddy fiddling. - 11-26-2013, 12:44 AM

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...you're country needs to be purged of all it's evil.
God will purge the entire world, not just His favorite country. You'll be purged along with the rest, trust me.

But this is your choice. Continue to mock God and His Holy Word, and see what happens. You can't say you haven't been warned.




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Default Re: Let's posthumously convict wicked Michael Jackson of kiddy fiddling. - 11-26-2013, 08:32 AM

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Science has proved that being gay is a cell mutation, not free will you idiots.
This is simply untrue.

People chose to be gay. If you can provide ANY evidence that the gay is a cell mutation (and therefor) caused by God I will give Ł5 your favourite Godless charity.

Dastardly Michael Jackson did not mutate into bed with those kiddies and that monkey

Tick tock.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Let's posthumously convict wicked Michael Jackson of kiddy fiddling. - 11-27-2013, 04:36 AM

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Hey guys,
You're all a bunch of racist, narrow minded bunch of gay hating burger eaters.
Racist - no. We are very kind to the lesser races, even if they don't deserve it.
Narrow minded - with the Bible as our guide, we don't need to look at anything else.
Gay hating - like God himself
Burger eaters - the best food in the world, and the more jungle we burn to grow grasses to feed all that cattle the better!
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How about try the full immersion ***censored*** again and don't come back up. See where being a true ***censored*** Christian gets you.
will take us to Heaven whenever He sees fit.

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You talk about raping women, you're disgusting creatures.
So, um, raping women is not OK, but raping boys (like Michael Jackson) is OK?

You misandristic chauvinist!

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You take a BOOK way too seriously.
It's "only" the most published book in the world, sweetie. Read it. I promise, it won't bite you.

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Most of what you do here reserves a spot in hell for you.
Yep, we label these folks "unsaved trash."

Oh, wait, that includes you, too!

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Damn you can damn me all you want at least I'll be warm in hell!
You'll be more than warm. Then again, being a Mexican, you are used to hot climates.

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You're gunna ban me from the forum? Please tell me how you can't handle truth?
You are the one who doesn't seem to be able to handle the truth. The Truth® of the Bible.

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Science has proved that being gay is a cell mutation
No, it hasn't. The debate nature vs. nurture is far from over on this one, sweetie.
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Default Re: Let's posthumously convict wicked Michael Jackson of kiddy fiddling. - 11-28-2013, 05:45 AM

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I'm her because I feel like it
What? Are you one of those transistorsexuals? You sick, depraved pervert. Oh well, I hope you enjoy having your ring streched to the size of the Rio Grande. That's what satan has in store for you at the end of your ride on the hershey highway to hell.


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Default Re: Let's posthumously convict wicked Michael Jackson of kiddy fiddling. - 12-01-2013, 09:06 PM

Matthew 18:6-7 - But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and [that] he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

While I am a newcomer to this forum and this thread, I believe our Lord is clear on the subject. Just outside of Clifton Falls, there was a man that felt it his right to entice youngsters with promises of candy and fine stories. Once the men of our church learned of his heinous acts, our pastor went looking for a millstone (did you know that Walmart does not carry millstones? How Unchristian) and took our little Chester for an unexpected trip to the shore. Our police chief is an elder of the church and didn't bat an eye.


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Matthew 18:6-7 - But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and [that] he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

While I am a newcomer to this forum and this thread, I believe our Lord is clear on the subject. Just outside of Clifton Falls, there was a man that felt it his right to entice youngsters with promises of candy and fine stories. Once the men of our church learned of his heinous acts, our pastor went looking for a millstone (did you know that Walmart does not carry millstones? How Unchristian) and took our little Chester for an unexpected trip to the shore. Our police chief is an elder of the church and didn't bat an eye.
Amen! It warms my heart greatly to hear of such a Godly community, with the convictions to follow God's Laws.




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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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I'm her because I feel like it
Romans Chapter 2

6 Who will render to every man according to his deeds:

7 To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life:

8 But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath,

9 Tribulation and anguish, upon every soul of man that doeth evil, of the Jew first, and also of the Gentile;

Obviously you have a problem with gender, since you are "her" because you feel like it. You also obviously have a problem with realizing that you are HERE at the permission of the fine people operating this, God's most holy place of communication - not by your own choosing. Father taught me about men like you. As I recall, the story mentioned being small in mind and small in other places, as well. Prayers have been said for your lost soul and I hope that you'll listen to that still small voice that longs to bring you to Jesus. I fear if you continue to travel the road on which you now tread, you'll soon see a sign saying "Welcome to Hell: Population Constantly Growing."


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Default Re: Let's posthumously convict wicked Michael Jackson of kiddy fiddling. - 12-05-2013, 04:15 AM

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You're all a bunch of racist, narrow minded bunch of gay hating burger eaters.
We don't hate gays. The Bible tells us to love our enemies, and gays are our enemies, so we love them. Just not in a man on man sexual way. But you're not totally wrong--we do eat hamburgers.

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You worship your computer more than God.
That makes zero sense. After all, without God, there would be no computers.

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How about try the full immersion ***censored*** again and don't come back up. See where being a true ***censored*** Christian gets you.
Now who is spouting hatred?

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You talk about raping women, you're disgusting creatures.
We don't support rape outside marriage, because that is fornication, which is a sin. On the other hand, when women dress like sluts and tempt men into doing things those men should not be doing, we do think that the woman should accept her fair share of the blame.

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You take a BOOK way too seriously. Most of what you do here reserves a spot in hell for you.
You don't read the BOOK at all, because the Bible tells us that what we believe will guarantee us a spot close to Jesus in Heaven.

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Damn you can damn me all you want at least I'll be warm in hell!
I can't argue with you there--there will be no lack of heat for you when you burn in the Lake of Fire.

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You're gunna ban me from the forum?
Unless you clean out your potty mouth and start treating us with respect, probably.

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Please tell me how you can't handle truth?
I don't understand that. We accept the accuracy of the Bible.

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Some of you guys are okay but the racists and anti gays need to grow up.
We love the sinner, but just hate the sin. Anyway, what is wrong with encouraging negroes to stop mooching off society and homos to stop mooching each other? These are tried-and-true American Republican values.

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Science has proved that being gay is a cell mutation, not free will you idiots.
If they didn't chose to be homos, their cells would not have been mutated. So science is on OUR side.


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