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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 01-14-2010, 02:47 PM

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Does this mean I will burn for eternity? If so, is there any reason for me to live?
Forgive my obvious butting in here but.....

Brother Peter Johansson - is that a Catholyck collar on your picture? Those things just freak me out. It's kind of like accidently seeing porn and then you just can't get out of your head.

Right there under the persons chin. Glaring. Bright. All pompous and gloating.

Gives me the shivers...

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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 01-14-2010, 06:08 PM

I shall beg on my knees for the Lord is my savior!

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Blessed be the Lord, who daily loads us with benefits, even the God of our salvation. Selah.
68:20 He that is our God is the God of salvationl; and unto GOD the Lord belong the issues from death.
68:21 But God shall wound the head of his enemies, and hariy scalp of such and one as goeth on still in his trespasses.


KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.
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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 01-21-2010, 07:25 PM

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I shall beg on my knees for the Lord is my savior! ... some random cherries ...
Yeah yeah that is all nice and dandy and now answer Noah's question please.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 01-22-2010, 06:59 PM

Least the guy has a faith and believes in God.


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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 08-28-2010, 01:04 PM

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Reverend Jim has been just great too! He even flew out to San Jose to drop off some more cloths and pick up some ones that I had just used. He said he thought that the fresh ones, that he had just prayed over, would work EVEN BETTER!
Just curious, why don't you throw them out? Didn't Rev. Jim say that they aren't washable/re-usable? Just that it seems like a bit of a hassle to send them back.
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