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Default 'Apparently' straight man gets GAY tattoo - for his kids??? - 04-15-2008, 09:30 PM

This story is a weird one. This 'so-called' heterosexual man decided to get a WITCH tattoo'd on his back - for his children!!! What a freakshow!

Not only that, but a MALE witch! The headmaster of 'Hogwash School of Demons and Alchemy' from the UnGoldy 'Harry Potter' book series. At the time he 'claims' he didn't know this Satanic pervert was gay! Apparently he didn't realise that ALL Wickers are GAY!

This story highlights the dangers of tattoos, and the kinds of stupid people who get them.

Read for yourself, this is a strange case. But think he may be able to sue that witch Rowling, so some good may come of his stupidity. This story certainly had me confused -

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Proud (heterosexual) Paul, 36, spent a year having the Hogwarts headmaster etched into his skin as a surprise for his five kids. But the factory worker has been the butt of jokes ever since Harry Potter author JK Rowling revealed last week that Dumbledore was in love with a fellow male sorcerer.

Paul, of Nottingham, moaned yesterday: “It’s been terrible. I’ve always liked Dumbledore – just not in that way. I went into work and everyone was sniggering. When I walked in, one of the lads said, ‘Oi, Paul – heard about Dumbledore?’

"There were wisecracks about ‘Watch your backs, lads.’

The huge £500 tattoo shows Dumbledore holding a scroll bearing the names of his Harry Potter mad children – Charlotte, Deanna, Brandon, Tamzin and Paris. Paul said: “It seemed like a good idea at the time. The whole thing took nearly a year. I was really pleased with the result." He insisted: “I don’t regret it and I’m not going to get rid of it.”
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Default Re: 'Apparently' straight man gets GAY tattoo - for his kids??? - 04-15-2008, 10:05 PM

He's from Britain! He must be a homer!
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Default Re: 'Apparently' straight man gets GAY tattoo - for his kids??? - 04-15-2008, 10:59 PM

If he can't be bothered to obey the following:

Lev. 19:28: Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I [am] the LORD.

then for that reason alone, he might as well have Quentin Crisp tattooed across his back.


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