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Breaking News: Texas Finds Lesbian Sodomy Clear and Present Danger To Population -
02-20-2015, 11:51 PM
Attorney General for the State of Texas Ken Paxton has just filed a motion with the State Supreme Court to officially declare a same-sex marriage performed at the direction of a county judge null and void. The petition also claims that "harm is imminent," and urges the Court to act immediately. "These problems are real, not theoretical," the petition claims.
This follows two Lesbian terrorists who terrorized the state by getting married to each other. One has been cursed by God with cancer of her naughty bits, which led to a bleeding heart liberal county judge to "marry" them in front of the Travis County courthouse Thursday morning. Already Satan has his claws in some Texan souls, inspiring one county judge to strike down the Texas same-sex marriage ban, and after another county judge to order the county clerk to issue the license.
We must continue to pray, and pray hard for the safety and security of Jesus in Texas.
Read the liberal Sodomites opinions here. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
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Re: Breaking News: Texas Finds Lesbian Sodomy Clear and Present Danger To Population -
02-21-2015, 02:18 AM
As if it's not bad enough that they married, they apparently have children. How can lezbeans have children?
Even more, how can white lezbeans have chink children? The abomination gets worse.
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Re: Breaking News: Texas Finds Lesbian Sodomy Clear and Present Danger To Population -
02-21-2015, 02:20 AM
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Even more, how can white lezbeans have chink children? The abomination gets worse.
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Yeah, oriental children is a weird side effect from lesbian sodomy. That one on the right is getting moldy hair or something. I would hate to see this kind of thing become an epidemic in Texas.
God help us all.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Breaking News: Texas Finds Lesbian Sodomy Clear and Present Danger To Population -
02-21-2015, 04:00 AM
It's worse than you think, Sister. I understand the ceremony was officiated by a Jew rabbi. And Chinamen? That is new to me. The local news media was likely embarrassed to even report that. Still, the "marriage" has been declared null and void and I understand the issuer of the license is to be whipped. We are having none of this nonsense in Texas.
I am certain I have mentioned the sodomite influence around Austin, Texas. They gather around our capitol like fleas on a dog or beggars at the gates. I believe it is the naked beaches around the city's lakes that draws them. I renew my call for the immediate atomic destruction of Austin, (I believe a comma is correct in this case, in spite of the word "and" which follows it) and Houston as well. Some warning would be appreciated to allow the State Government officials time to get out before the event. If that is not possible, well, we have pictures and they will be well remembered.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Breaking News: Texas Finds Lesbian Sodomy Clear and Present Danger To Population -
02-21-2015, 04:08 AM
Well, that one on the left in the dressing gown is certainly ugly enough to be a Joo, so that explains the rabbi I suppose.
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Re: Breaking News: Texas Finds Lesbian Sodomy Clear and Present Danger To Population -
02-21-2015, 04:33 PM
The one positive thing we see in the U. S. just now is that Alabama and Texas are fighting sodomy to the last man. You have, in AL, our Godly Supreme Court Chief, Judge Moore, and in TX other officials using every means available to stop homer marriage before it ruins marriage across the entire country.
While others might think the odds of success against sodomy are slim, I feel just the opposite is the case. The power of prayer in LBC should not be underestimated.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Breaking News: Texas Finds Lesbian Sodomy Clear and Present Danger To Population -
02-21-2015, 05:19 PM
If you read the paragraph of the petition spanning pp. 10-11, you will see the following airtight argument:
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If the trial court's order were allowed to stand, it could produce a host of additional legal and practical problems that undermine the public interest in predictable and clear legal rules. The court's order may lead other parties, courts, and county clerks to mistakenly believe that Texas's marriage laws have been invalidated, clearing the way for the erroneous creation and recognition of other same-sex marriages in Travis County or throughout the State.
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There you have it. The "marriage" should be held to be invalid because it harms the state because it could lead to other sodomite "marriages," which would have to be held to be invalid. Checkmate, sodomites and fag-enablers.
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Re: Breaking News: Texas Finds Lesbian Sodomy Clear and Present Danger To Population -
02-21-2015, 11:10 PM
We should send Brother Des to look into those oriental girls.
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Re: Breaking News: Texas Finds Lesbian Sodomy Clear and Present Danger To Population -
02-22-2015, 06:26 AM
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We should send Brother Des to look into those oriental girls.
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My vigilant studies of Niperversion suggests these two have been subjected to lezborotica, and doubtless molested repeatedly by their 'mothers' to the point that they have developed Stockholm syndrome. The glazed looks and forced smiles are a dead giveaway. They are beyond all hope save for the personal touch of Jesus or several months of intensive deprogramming & rehetrosexualization at an isolated location.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Breaking News: Texas Finds Lesbian Sodomy Clear and Present Danger To Population -
02-22-2015, 07:01 AM
Can we please just drop a few bombs on California, once the godly people have moved out. Nothing, besides a few good Christian people are fighting back against the overflowing sodomy, unisex bathrooms, gay marriages, ect. It is an abomination to humanity, but much worse, sweet Baby Jesus who has to see everything since He is omnipresent!
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