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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
01-28-2015, 05:03 PM
I know but he wanted to see
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
01-28-2015, 05:09 PM
Can you scan it bigger? I can't read it.
Thanks in advance.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
01-28-2015, 05:19 PM
Sure let me try again (kinda suck with tech) sorry bout that
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
01-28-2015, 07:19 PM
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Did you have this photoshopped by the same person who created Obumma's birth certificate?
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
01-28-2015, 07:41 PM
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You do realize I'm 29 years old so how could I fight the Vietnam Cong. Are you saying I'm a Time traveling phantom, your either a special kind of stupid or did you think the Vietnam war is still being fought today, btw a lot of military don't agree with the war either so don't go calling me a fraud becuase of that
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Exactly; a full confession will make you feel better about yourself and you can quit the marijuana. Still, what you really need to do is get right with Jesus. It won't do any good to stop feeling so badly about yourself and then die and have to go to Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
01-28-2015, 08:51 PM
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...I'm 29 years old...
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Post a scan of your DD-214.
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Originally Posted by AtheistPotsmoker
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Didn't know they let 13 year old kids into the Marines these days.
Let me help you out with some better resolution, "Nate".
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
01-28-2015, 09:02 PM
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=40542
Of all the 214s you could steal off the net, you steal from another liar.
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
01-29-2015, 01:59 AM
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Yankees are the product of every race that God hates interbreeding. The absolute worst qualities of each of those races are combined into one foulmouthed mongrel race unfit for decent society. While evolution is an outright lie, Yankees show that humans can indeed devolve into subhuman ranks through indiscriminate racial fornication.
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I think you and Mr Moss may have a deluded vision of NYC. Come for a visit and see for yourselves. I'll show you around. Anything you want is here. Anything.
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
01-29-2015, 03:11 AM
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I think you and Mr Moss may have a deluded vision of NYC. Blah, blah, blah... .
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This thread is about God's fierce hatred of the godless Yankees and what punishments He wants to inflict on them. Please don't try to lead us astray with your lies.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
03-06-2015, 12:17 AM
Fox News is reporting that the Lord God has sent another wave of ice and snow over the godless Yankee cities in order to finally destroy them. They are being iced over as we speak. Many Yankees who have tried to flee His just wrath are trapped on the highways. This is welcome news. His will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
03-06-2015, 01:10 AM
May those who are covered in ice feel the corrective Warmth of God's Love! Maybe this will be what finally makes the sodomites stop and think about what they're doing to their souls.
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in 2016
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
03-06-2015, 10:44 AM
New York is the most beautiful city in the US. It was founded by my country, even 'Yankees' is a Dutch name. I am very proud of the relationship with this city.
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
03-06-2015, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Germanicus
New York is the most beautiful city in the US. It was founded by my country, even 'Yankees' is a Dutch name. I am very proud of the relationship with this city.
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Perhaps you could send them some ice-skates then?
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
03-06-2015, 04:14 PM
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It was founded by my country, even 'Yankees' is a Dutch name.
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I find this hard to believe. "Yankee" can't be a Dutch word because it's English, duh!!!
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
03-06-2015, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Perhaps you could send them some ice-skates then?
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Maybe i will. We love to help our New York friends against water. A dutch engineers office (Arcadis) is already doing a lot goods for New York ..
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
03-06-2015, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
I find this hard to believe. "Yankee" can't be a Dutch word because it's English, duh!!!
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Nevertheless, it is a Dutch name .. Jan-Kees.
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
03-06-2015, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Germanicus
New York is the most beautiful city in the US. It was founded by my country, even 'Yankees' is a Dutch name. I am very proud of the relationship with this city.
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You can have it back if you like, but you have to take the Yankees back to Holland with you. Just tell the New Yorkers I said it was OK.
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
03-06-2015, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Germanicus
Nevertheless, it is a Dutch name .. Jan-Kees.
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
You can have it back if you like, but you have to take the Yankees back to Holland with you. Just tell the New Yorkers I said it was OK.
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Brother Alvin, the problem with Germanicus' argument is, that while Jan is a name that appears in several languages (apparently, including Dutch), Kees seems to be a last name of German, Irish, or Scottish origins, so the whole argument is kinda... flaky.
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
03-07-2015, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Germanicus
New York is the most beautiful city in the US. It was founded by my country, even 'Yankees' is a Dutch name. I am very proud of the relationship with this city.
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Have you actually been there? It is the most ugly God-forsaken place on earth! I went there once and lasted for 2 hours before I fled in fright. Joos and nigros everywhere! I spent the next 2 days in prayer to cleanse myself.
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Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! -
03-07-2015, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
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I thought Kees was the Low German word for cheese and they were called John Cheese to reflect their unhealthy diet. This is what made them so fat and pasty-faced.
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