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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 01-28-2015, 05:03 PM

I know but he wanted to see


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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 01-28-2015, 05:09 PM

Can you scan it bigger? I can't read it.

Thanks in advance.


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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 01-28-2015, 05:19 PM

Sure let me try again (kinda suck with tech) sorry bout that


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You do realize I'm 29 years old so how could I fight the Vietnam Cong. Are you saying I'm a Time traveling phantom, your either a special kind of stupid or did you think the Vietnam war is still being fought today, btw a lot of military don't agree with the war either so don't go calling me a fraud becuase of that

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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 01-28-2015, 09:02 PM



http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=40542

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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 01-29-2015, 01:59 AM

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Yankees are the product of every race that God hates interbreeding. The absolute worst qualities of each of those races are combined into one foulmouthed mongrel race unfit for decent society. While evolution is an outright lie, Yankees show that humans can indeed devolve into subhuman ranks through indiscriminate racial fornication.
I think you and Mr Moss may have a deluded vision of NYC. Come for a visit and see for yourselves. I'll show you around. Anything you want is here. Anything.


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I think you and Mr Moss may have a deluded vision of NYC. Blah, blah, blah... .

This thread is about God's fierce hatred of the godless Yankees and what punishments He wants to inflict on them. Please don't try to lead us astray with your lies.


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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 03-06-2015, 12:17 AM

Fox News is reporting that the Lord God has sent another wave of ice and snow over the godless Yankee cities in order to finally destroy them. They are being iced over as we speak. Many Yankees who have tried to flee His just wrath are trapped on the highways. This is welcome news. His will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.


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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 03-06-2015, 01:10 AM

May those who are covered in ice feel the corrective Warmth of God's Love! Maybe this will be what finally makes the sodomites stop and think about what they're doing to their souls.


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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 03-06-2015, 10:44 AM

New York is the most beautiful city in the US. It was founded by my country, even 'Yankees' is a Dutch name. I am very proud of the relationship with this city.


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Perhaps you could send them some ice-skates then?


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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 03-06-2015, 04:14 PM

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It was founded by my country, even 'Yankees' is a Dutch name.
I find this hard to believe. "Yankee" can't be a Dutch word because it's English, duh!!!


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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 03-06-2015, 05:27 PM

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Perhaps you could send them some ice-skates then?
Maybe i will. We love to help our New York friends against water. A dutch engineers office (Arcadis) is already doing a lot goods for New York ..
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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 03-06-2015, 05:33 PM

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I find this hard to believe. "Yankee" can't be a Dutch word because it's English, duh!!!
Nevertheless, it is a Dutch name .. Jan-Kees.
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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 03-06-2015, 11:44 PM

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New York is the most beautiful city in the US. It was founded by my country, even 'Yankees' is a Dutch name. I am very proud of the relationship with this city.

You can have it back if you like, but you have to take the Yankees back to Holland with you. Just tell the New Yorkers I said it was OK.


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Default Re: God Hates Yankees, Decided to Bury Them All! Glory! - 03-06-2015, 11:51 PM

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You can have it back if you like, but you have to take the Yankees back to Holland with you. Just tell the New Yorkers I said it was OK.
Brother Alvin, the problem with Germanicus' argument is, that while Jan is a name that appears in several languages (apparently, including Dutch), Kees seems to be a last name of German, Irish, or Scottish origins, so the whole argument is kinda... flaky.
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New York is the most beautiful city in the US. It was founded by my country, even 'Yankees' is a Dutch name. I am very proud of the relationship with this city.
Have you actually been there? It is the most ugly God-forsaken place on earth! I went there once and lasted for 2 hours before I fled in fright. Joos and nigros everywhere! I spent the next 2 days in prayer to cleanse myself.


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Brother Alvin, the problem with Germanicus' argument is, that while Jan is a name that appears in several languages (apparently, including Dutch), Kees seems to be a last name of German, Irish, or Scottish origins, so the whole argument is kinda... flaky.
I thought Kees was the Low German word for cheese and they were called John Cheese to reflect their unhealthy diet. This is what made them so fat and pasty-faced.


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