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Default Re: Please Pray For My Butt - 10-21-2008, 09:40 PM

Eew. Just eew.


Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Default Re: Please Pray For My Butt - 10-21-2008, 11:53 PM

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Eew. Just eew.
What do you know about such things, pervert?
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Default Re: Please Pray For My Butt - 10-22-2008, 12:00 AM

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What do you know about such things, pervert?
He puts a picture of his ass up for everyone here to see and SHE'S the pervert?


Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.
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Default Re: Please Pray For My Butt - 10-22-2008, 12:09 AM

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He puts a picture of his ass up for everyone here to see and SHE'S the pervert?
It's all in the motive. He puts up a picture to serve as an example of what a sign from God looks like. Besides, he's a registered True Christian™. He can't sin.

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"Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him." 1 John 3:6
Perversion is a sin

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"Whoso walketh uprightly shall be saved: but he that is perverse in his ways shall fall at once." Proverbs 28:18
Therefore, a True Christian™ can not be a pervert. Sinners, however, are inclined to perversion.

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"The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?" Jeremiah 17:9
Only when we have a spiritual "heart transplant" can we trust ourselves not to be perverted and sinful.

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"A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh." Ezekiel 36:26
So, to answer your question: Yes, you are correct.
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Default Re: Please Pray For My Butt - 10-22-2008, 12:13 AM

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It's all in the motive. He puts up a picture to serve as an example of what a sign from God looks like. Besides, he's a registered True Christian™. He can't sin.

Perversion is a sin

Therefore, a True Christian™ can not be a pervert. Sinners, however, are inclined to perversion.

Only when we have a spiritual "heart transplant" can we trust ourselves not to be perverted and sinful.



So, to answer your question: Yes, you are correct.
The more I read, the more sic you people are.
So, what you're saying is, if he decided to go out and fornicate with dead farm animals, he still wouldn't be a pervert (because he's a Christian) but if she decides to have nice, normal, heterosexual sex in the missionary position with her husband, that makes her a pervert (because she isn't a Christian). Did I get that wrong?


Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.
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Default Re: Please Pray For My Butt - 10-22-2008, 12:17 AM

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So, what you're saying is, if he decided to go out and [deleted], he still wouldn't be a pervert (because he's a Christian) but if she decides to [deleted]. Did I get that wrong?
Yes, you got that wrong. He would not go out and do those things because he is a True Christian™. If he did those things, he was never Saved™ in the first place. It does not matter what she does. She could donate millions of dollars, but if she isn't Saved™, she's still going to Hell. Salvation is a prerequisite for entry into Heaven. Have you read your Bible recently?
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Default Re: Please Pray For My Butt - 10-23-2008, 05:27 PM

I hope I am not out of line for saying this but it looks to me like the men of Landover are being targeted by Wiccans, and homersexuals. I will not be praying for your butt. I will be praying that the sick slime that did this to your beat up and blemished behind burn in hell.

Sweet Jesus; burn these brutal butt beasts in the lake of fire for all eternity and and let us rejoice in your righteous judgment. In the name of Christ Jesus GET OFF HIS BUTT SATAN! Save your beastial butt buggering for skirt wearing Roman Cathylick priests and their altered boys in Jesus' name. Glorah!

When you get that terrible tat removed you can cool your coolie with an ice pack.



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Default Re: Please Pray For My Butt - 10-30-2008, 02:51 AM

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He puts a picture of his ass up for everyone here to see and SHE'S the pervert?
For the record, Brother Ezekiel posted the picture, not I. He had, at my request, taken the picture down from the website, but later he and his nephew Zebulon convinced me that it would be better to repost it as an object lesson for others, so they can avoid the embarrassment and the mental anguish that this entire episode has caused me. Frankly, if you think there is anything even the slightest bit sexual about that picture, it's just proof that you're a homo. So enjoy it while you can, homo, because you're never gonna see my butt again.

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So, what you're saying is, if he decided to go out and fornicate with dead farm animals, he still wouldn't be a pervert (because he's a Christian)...?
Where in the Bible does it say that sex with a dead animal is fornication or a sin?

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I hope I am not out of line for saying this but it looks to me like the men of Landover are being targeted by Wiccans, and homersexuals.
As Christians, we have to expect this sort of persecution. BTW, the negroes and the Jews are out to get us, too. But worry not, we have God on our side, not to mention the crack Landover security forces, composed of ex-Navy Seals and Delta Force commandos.



Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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