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Default Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread - 10-17-2017, 01:11 AM

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...Btw I'm not a feminazi I just don't think the subjucation of women because of the Bible isn't cool mmmkay?
Remember seeing red squiggly lines under half the words in your posts?

Remember what your teacher said about double negatives?

In view of the above (and with some pity for those who may attempt to decipher your ramblings), would you please rephrase your position into something less incoherent?

Thanks.


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Love Jesus Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread - 10-17-2017, 03:25 AM

Dear Sinner,

I would really like to discuss your general world view based on some of your posts. Please try to follow my line of argument, consider your position and make a reply. You started by the simple statement that you hate people who dress up in the equine manner.
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Hi...I see you guys were posting about bronies...I too hate bronies.
Fair enough. I explained to you that we have no opinions but follow the Word of God even when it contradicts our conscience. Based on the Bible we understand that people, such as bronies, are in danger of Eternal Damnation unless they understand their trespasses and Repent.

2 Thessalonians 2:12
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


You, however, expressed simple hate. I asked you why you hate bronies. What was your hate based on. You were polite enough to provide an answer:
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Well where do I begin. The cringe...there's something cringey about grown men dressed up as Fluttershy shy. The refusal to cast the toys of yesterday in favor of living in nostalgia. I'm sorry I can't find any verses that best describes such inability to not be so cringe worthy.
Basically, you hate them simply because of your own feelings. You also have feelings towards us.
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It very nice to see you know a sane person in a sea of vapid insanity. XD
Furthermore, elsewhere, you oppose the Bible.
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I'm sorry for this idgit. But isn't punching a demon out 6xs a tad bit much? Don't get me wrong I don't care how parents choose to enforce discipline. I AM NOT AGAINST CORPORAL PUNISHMENT. Yet it seems to me that an adult man punching a 13 year old girl 6 times goes beyond just corporal punishment.
OK. To conclude, what I get is as follows:
  • You have based your judgment on bronies and us on your feelings. How do you know that your feelings are correct and produce the desired outcome?
  • You support corporeal punishment (i.e., hitting children and producing pain) but give us no reference why you support it. Is it again because of your feelings? Do you just like and enjoy it? Do you base it on secular science? Based on that, corporeal punishment is ineffective and harmful. We would never do it if Jesus hadn't commanded us to do so (Proverbs 23:14).
  • We have based our world view not on our feelings (that often oppose what we know Jesus wants) but on God's Word, the Bible. We have a reference base. You haven't provided us with one and, at least when it comes to corporeal punishment, the alternative databases disagree with you. This only leaves us with your unjustified opinion.
  • How can you justify that you are correct and our source is wrong if you have not read the Bible through and if you don't have any other source material besides your musings to convince us?
We do oppose the bronies and similar cults because based on the Bible they are doing the ultimate self-harm, choosing Eternal Punishment in Hell. You hate them because you find them "cringey". Don't you think that you hate people quite lightly? Our approach is not one of hate but....

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Default Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread - 10-17-2017, 11:48 AM

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Dear Sinner,

I would really like to discuss your general world view based on some of your posts. Please try to follow my line of argument, consider your position and make a reply. You started by the simple statement that you hate people who dress up in the equine manner.
Fair enough. I explained to you that we have no opinions but follow the Word of God even when it contradicts our conscience. Based on the Bible we understand that people, such as bronies, are in danger of Eternal Damnation unless they understand their trespasses and Repent.

2 Thessalonians 2:12
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


You, however, expressed simple hate. I asked you why you hate bronies. What was your hate based on. You were polite enough to provide an answer:

Basically, you hate them simply because of your own feelings. You also have feelings towards us.

Furthermore, elsewhere, you oppose the Bible.


OK. To conclude, what I get is as follows:
  • You have based your judgment on bronies and us on your feelings. How do you know that your feelings are correct and produce the desired outcome?
  • You support corporeal punishment (i.e., hitting children and producing pain) but give us no reference why you support it. Is it again because of your feelings? Do you just like and enjoy it? Do you base it on secular science? Based on that, corporeal punishment is ineffective and harmful. We would never do it if Jesus hadn't commanded us to do so (Proverbs 23:14).
  • We have based our world view not on our feelings (that often oppose what we know Jesus wants) but on God's Word, the Bible. We have a reference base. You haven't provided us with one and, at least when it comes to corporeal punishment, the alternative databases disagree with you. This only leaves us with your unjustified opinion.
  • How can you justify that you are correct and our source is wrong if you have not read the Bible through and if you don't have any other source material besides your musings to convince us?
We do oppose the bronies and similar cults because based on the Bible they are doing the ultimate self-harm, choosing Eternal Punishment in Hell. You hate them because you find them "cringey". Don't you think that you hate people quite lightly? Our approach is not one of hate but....

Revelation 3:19
As many as I
love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.



Yours in Christ,

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1. I believe you can like a specific thing and not go to hell whether overwatch MLP Halloween etc. I just hate bronies bc they are cringey as piffle and creepy. I'm sorry but men liking ponies AND dressing up as them is just childhood destroying. I'm sorry I believe if God didn't wish us to allow to do something he wouldn't give us the ability to create it.


2. I don't care if you choose to corporally punish your kids. I've grown up with corporal punishment. But what I have issues with on this forums is that the descriptions go beyond just corporal punishment. It's just flat out abuse. Never once did my mom or my dad tried to beat demons out of me. Punching some 13 year old in the stomach 6 times in the stomach goes beyond punishment it's flat out abuse and if the wrong person comes across this forum well y'all will be up shit Creek with out a paddle.


3. Feelings? Yup...I use feels alot but at least I'm honest about my hatred. I'm not the one scanning a 6000 year old book for verses that can miscontrued as a justification for your hate. XD it doesn't make sense your argument...the Bible tells me to do it so therefore I hate well then ...explain to me the biblical justification for your hatred of Catholics. You are aware that if weren't for the Catholics you wouldn't have a religion to begin with right? Oh we worship idols and have some pagan traditions? So what it got people to convert to Christianity...
4. I am neither right now wrong...my musings are mere mutterings take it as you will...
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Default Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread - 10-17-2017, 12:41 PM

I used to be like you when I was not a Christian. I used to have a lot of hate in me. I used to hate things like poverty, mysery, crime, corruption.


Now I know: all those things are created by God, He creates everything. Even Satan was created by Him. So as long as I follow the word of God, I don't have to be worried about those mundane things.


And all the "victims" of those things I used to worry about, they only have to believe in God! Instead of crying, trrying to change things, make the world a "better" place, what you have to do is PRAY!


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1. I believe you can like a specific thing and not go to hell whether overwatch MLP Halloween etc. I just hate bronies bc they are cringey as piffle and creepy.
And your belief is based in what?


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I'm sorry but men liking ponies AND dressing up as them is just childhood destroying. I'm sorry I believe if God didn't wish us to allow to do something he wouldn't give us the ability to create it.
Au contraire, God gave us free will. Don't confuse with Free Willy.

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2. I don't care if you choose to corporally punish your kids. I've grown up with corporal punishment. But what I have issues with on this forums is that the descriptions go beyond just corporal punishment. It's just flat out abuse. Never once did my mom or my dad tried to beat demons out of me. Punching some 13 year old in the stomach 6 times in the stomach goes beyond punishment it's flat out abuse and if the wrong person comes across this forum well y'all will be up shit Creek with out a paddle.
God is specific, we have not to spare the rod, or we will hating our children.


Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

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3. Feelings? Yup...I use feels alot but at least I'm honest about my hatred. I'm not the one scanning a 6000 year old book for verses that can miscontrued as a justification for your hate.
Which book of 6000 years old? We have not such a thing, it would be ridiculous. We won't tolerate more than 3000 years old for a book.


And we don't misconstruct, we read literally. We do not interpret.


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XD it doesn't make sense your argument...the Bible tells me to do it so therefore I hate well then ...explain to me the biblical justification for your hatred of Catholics. You are aware that if weren't for the Catholics you wouldn't have a religion to begin with right? Oh we worship idols and have some pagan traditions? So what it got people to convert to Christianity...
4. I am neither right now wrong...my musings are mere mutterings take it as you will...
No. Catholics made a lot of Christians to become pagan. Pagans are more lose with their acceptance of followers. God is not, in fact, the gate is strait:


Matthew 7:13-14


13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:


14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.





See? If you worship idols, God is not going to say "Ok, but you did it so other people could join, and then worship me in a way I don't like to be worshipped. That's ok because I am really tolerant, almost a hippie. Light that joint and join the round!"


That does not sound like the God in the Bible.


And you are wrong. Very wrong.


I still will be praying for your soul.


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Excuse me so is working female moaning excuse? You know I actually have a terminally ill mother to support that ain't cheap neither is my brothers endless lists of needs. Not all women have the luxury of having a man provide to them.


I confess to a priest. Not a pastor a priest. and I helped funded 3 Church events this year. Mostly for the poor.
If you have time to waste on your 'dying' mother, you have time for Jesus. If you mother is dying, give her to God to deal with. She is probably going to Hell anyway so why waste your own life when you might just earn a spot in Heaven? The poor can get a job and tithe to the Church and stop sponging off of money that rightfully is Gods. If it was earned in or by the Church, it is His money. You have no right to steal it. What is wrong with you people? Don't you care even a smidgen?

James 1:26 If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man's religion is vain.

Romans 12:2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread - 10-17-2017, 05:12 PM

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...You are aware that if weren't for the Catholics you wouldn't have a religion to begin with right?...
Oh, please, go read some history books.

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You're not even wrong.


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Default Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread - 10-17-2017, 11:09 PM

Are bronies what the homers are callin themselves now? It used to be faggot, then homosexual, then queer, then "gay and proud", and now brony? I may have been a faggot in the past but I assure you I would never stoop so low as to use some noun that is so deliberately atrocious as "brony".

They should stick to the label given to them; heathen. Do I need to preach the story of Sodom and Gomorrah wherever these "bronies" hang out? Please let me know so I can throw some KJV verses at them.
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Are bronies what the homers are callin themselves now? It used to be faggot, then homosexual, then queer, then "gay and proud", and now brony? I may have been a faggot in the past but I assure you I would never stoop so low as to use some noun that is so deliberately atrocious as "brony".

They should stick to the label given to them; heathen. Do I need to preach the story of Sodom and Gomorrah wherever these "bronies" hang out? Please let me know so I can throw some KJV verses at them.
I don't think all bronies are gay. They exhibit gay tendencies I'd say more like little manchilds obessed with ponies.


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I might have thought sitting on those hard wooden pews would give you a Charlie's horse 🐴. As for me I get butt aches often; them hemmeroids the like.
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I might have thought sitting on those hard wooden pews would give you a Charlie's horse 🐴. As for me I get butt aches often; them hemmeroids the like.
I feel like after reading this forum I need some bleach...Well or some taaka


Hey galewhoring you want a white Russian? I got this new pumpkin spice recipe!
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I feel like after reading this forum I need some bleach...Well or some taaka


Hey galewhoring you want a white Russian? I got this new pumpkin spice recipe!
Please, we do not need the stench of your female parts attracting flies and joos
Do your solicitations where you people do it, in putrid back alleys and at the IRS parking garage.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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[...]Well or some taaka
What is taaka?

I should have known.


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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What is taaka?

I should have known.


Cheap vodka


With cranberry and pomengranate juice it's fair ly drinkable.


Although for pumpkin spice white Russians I use grey goose or ciroc pumpkin spice kalhua heavy cream a dash of nutmeg and a garnish of whipped cream.
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1. I believe you can like a specific thing and not go to hell whether overwatch MLP Halloween etc. I just hate bronies bc they are cringey as piffle and creepy. I'm sorry but men liking ponies AND dressing up as them is just childhood destroying. I'm sorry I believeif God didn't wish us to allow to do something he wouldn't give us the ability to create it.


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I don't care if you choose to corporally punish your kids. I've grown up with corporal punishment. But what I have issues with on this forums is that the descriptions go beyond just corporal punishment. It's just flat out abuse. Never once did my mom or my dad tried to beat demons out of me. Punching some 13 year old in the stomach 6 times in the stomach goes beyond punishment it's flat out abuse and if the wrong person comes across this forum well y'all will be up shit Creek with out a paddle.


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Feelings? Yup...I use feels alot but at least I'm honest about my hatred.
I have highlighted the problematic parts of your statement, dear. It's all me, me, me. As if you were the center of the universe. You aren't. We really don't care what you think, what you believe in, what you hate, and what you feel. We only care about what thinks, believes, hates, and feels.

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And what book, do you think, would that be, given that 6000 years ago people haven't come up with a writing system yet?

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for verses that can miscontrued as a justification for your hate.
Please explain your alternative interpretation why God allowed detailed instructions and descriptions of multiple genocides in the Holy Book - Life's Instructions Manual.

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XD it doesn't make sense your argument...the Bible tells me to do it so therefore I hate well then ...
Well, at least we have an actual reason to hate. In your quoted text above, you admitted to hating just because you feel like it.

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How about, they don't follow the Holy Bible?!

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Catholic church is just another sect that separated from Orthodox Christianity.

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You certainly seem to be wrong now, dear. Next time, try to put some effort in proper sentence structure because I have no idea what did you actually mean.
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Cheap vodka


With cranberry and pomengranate juice it's fair ly drinkable.


Although for pumpkin spice white Russians I use grey goose or ciroc pumpkin spice kalhua heavy cream a dash of nutmeg and a garnish of whipped cream.
I thought you people used lysol?



Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I feel like after reading this forum I need some bleach...Well or some taaka


Hey galewhoring you want a white Russian? I got this new pumpkin spice recipe!
I'll take a dirty white Russian mother, thanks. I never tried it with pumpkin spice.
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I thought you people used lysol?

Nah I use a diva cup..



Because I is feminazi! (Never mind I voted for Trump)
Btw you need a miadol? sounds like you're on your period too.
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I'll take a dirty white Russian mother, thanks. I never tried it with pumpkin spice.
It's good like pumpkin pie in a glass! I just love pumpkin spice.. pumpkin spice all the things.
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Default Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread - 10-19-2017, 12:57 AM

I love slurping pumpkin spice latte after yoga.

I'll drink it even if I don't really deserve it, as I'm a tad lazy by nature. *meow*
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