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04-04-2007, 10:00 PM
"Christian help"?! Ha, that's an ironic oxymormon.
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?
The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it.
I need no help, and I certainly wouldn't accept it from a christian. You're the ones needing help. I pitty you, sincerely.
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04-04-2007, 10:05 PM
So you only came here to spew hatred against Christians?
Well then; Thanks for your unwanted input, and be on your way..
And don't say we didn't warn you when you end up in hell.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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04-04-2007, 10:07 PM
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"Christian help"?! Ha, that's an ironic oxymormon.
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?
The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it.
I need no help, and I certainly wouldn't accept it from a christian. You're the ones needing help. I pitty you, sincerely.
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To think, Jesus died (temporarily) for sinners like you.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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04-04-2007, 10:19 PM
Ahem, doesn't your bible teach against prejudism? What about your Fruits of the Spirit? Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness. gentleness, self control and faith? members seem to be lacking them.
I won't be going to hell, because it doesn't exist
Isn't it ironic that Christians keep repeating, "Civilization will fail without Christianity" on computers built by Buddhists in Japan?
Anyways, I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil. But see, there is (are) no god(s).
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04-04-2007, 10:23 PM
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Isn't it ironic that Christians keep repeating, "Civilization will fail without Christianity" on computers built by Buddhists in Japan?
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These computers are build by Chinese atheists friend. So Jesus uses the unsaved to help His chosen elect. Have you ever worked on an assembly line friend that you think it is a desirable thing?
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04-04-2007, 10:24 PM
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Ahem, doesn't your bible teach against prejudism? What about your Fruits of the Spirit? Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness. gentleness, self control and faith? members seem to be lacking them.
I won't be going to hell, because it doesn't exist
Isn't it ironic that Christians keep repeating, "Civilization will fail without Christianity" on computers built by Buddhists in Japan?
Anyways, I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil. But see, there is (are) no god(s).
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Friend, we follow the Bible(KJV1611) to the letter. Nothing we do goes against the teachings of our Lord and Saviour.
If you were to bother reading it you would understand.
By the way, Japanese Computers are forbidden in Freehold.
Any Computer built by an Ornamental would be certain to contain Demon Viruses.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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04-04-2007, 10:32 PM
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I won't be going to hell, because it doesn't exist
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Keep telling yourself that if you want to, it won't help you..
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Anyways, I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil. But see, there is (are) no god(s).
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Like YOU, a human, could ever judge what God would be!
God is beyond criticism from His own, imperfect, creation..
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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04-04-2007, 10:34 PM
Religious believers of the world, you are free to continue to debate the simple, narrow question that divides you from atheists, but you have no right, in so doing, to treat the Humanists of the world with contempt. You owe them a deep debt of gratitude, for not only have they shed much light on a naturally dark world but they have very probably helped civilize your own specific religion.
Plagiarized from Steve Allen. -OYK
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Re: "Christian Help Forum"? -
04-04-2007, 10:37 PM
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"Christian help"?! Ha, that's an ironic oxymormon.
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?
The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it.
I need no help, and I certainly wouldn't accept it from a christian. You're the ones needing help. I pitty you, sincerely.
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The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in advancing civilization, but has done a great deal toward retarding it.
--Matilda Joslyn Gage (Woman, Church and State, 1893)
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04-04-2007, 10:39 PM
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Religious believers of the world, you are free to continue to debate the simple, narrow question that divides you from atheists, but you have no right, in so doing, to treat the Humanists of the world with contempt.
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And what right do you have to treat US with contempt, hypocrite?
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You owe them a deep debt of gratitude, for not only have they shed much light on a naturally dark world but they have very probably helped civilize your own specific religion.
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You mean you've watered it down..
No True Christian is thankful for that!
And we reject such false teachings and follow the ENTIRE Bible, as we are commanded to. (Matthew 4:4)
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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04-04-2007, 11:08 PM
Follow the ENTIRE bible? Oh yeah, sure. Attempt, but without succession. I hate to be preacher and all, but I'll take this moment to remind you of the fruits of the spirit, which "true christians" strive to live by... love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, self control and faith... (your galatians 5:22-23, written by Paul, edited through the years to become what you have today, spiced up in every way possible!)
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04-04-2007, 11:14 PM
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Follow the ENTIRE bible? Oh yeah, sure. Attempt, but without succession.
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Without SUCCESS you mean..
Oh my, the clever atheist cannot even tell the difference between succession and success!
But yeah, we follow the entire Bible. It takes work, but it's completely doable.
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I hate to be preacher and all, but I'll take this moment to remind you of the fruits of the spirit, which "true christians" strive to live by... love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, self control and faith...
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We have all of those, it's your definition of them that are flawed.
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(your galatians 5:22-23, written by Paul, edited through the years to become what you have today, spiced up in every way possible!)
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The first uncorrupted scripture since the time of Paul, was dictated in 1611 by God to King James scribes. (It's the KJV1611 Bible)
And it is not "spiced up" or "changed" in any way... The KJV1611 hasn't changed a single word since it was written, so your theory fails.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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04-04-2007, 11:36 PM
Oh, I made a little grammatical mistake! Crucify me!
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04-04-2007, 11:41 PM
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Oh, I made a little grammatical mistake! Crucify me!
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Stop thinking you're Christ, vile blasphemer!
REPENT!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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04-05-2007, 12:15 AM
So I deny the existence of every god every society has ever believed in. By your terms, yeah, I'm a blasphemer. But am I "vile"? No! Christians seem to associate "atheist" with "scum", "dirt", "vile"... I find this appalling. Those who teach AGAINST prejudism?
I'm not Christ. "Jesus of Nazareth" claimed to be the son of god. I do believe there was a mere mortal who claimed this, but it evidently, was a hoax. Those miracles performed- never happened. Crucifixtions? Yeah, plenty of them. But to take away "sins"?? Nope.
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04-05-2007, 12:23 AM
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So I deny the existence of every god every society has ever believed in. By your terms, yeah, I'm a blasphemer. But am I "vile"? No! Christians seem to associate "atheist" with "scum", "dirt", "vile"... I find this appalling. Those who teach AGAINST prejudism?
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Yes, we don't indulge in any kind of prejudice, we can't really..
Since we already have the solid facts!
All sinners are vile, unclean ect ect etc..
Nothing is more vile than a sinner!
Infact, EVERY human is unclean, and only through Jesus can we ever become clean!
What is man, that he should be clean?
And he which is born of a woman, that he should be righteous?
Job 15:14
The only ones who are truly sinfree (except Jesus Christ) are us True Christians. (1 John 3:6)
GLORY!
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I'm not Christ. "Jesus of Nazareth" claimed to be the son of god. I do believe there was a mere mortal who claimed this, but it evidently, was a hoax. Those miracles performed- never happened.
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And as usual, you have no evidence whatsoever..
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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04-05-2007, 12:27 AM
Well you know what? You "true christians" make me sick. MAKE ME SICK. (Just incase you didn't catch it first time 'round).
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04-05-2007, 12:29 AM
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Well you know what? You "true christians" make me sick. MAKE ME SICK. (Just incase you didn't catch it first time 'round).
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The Word of God and His elect tends to do that to devils and their servants..
You cannot even stand before us, so how could you ever hope to escape God's wrath?
Praise God!
God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious;
The LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
Nahum 1:2
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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04-05-2007, 12:39 AM
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So I deny the existence of every god every society has ever believed in. By your terms, yeah, I'm a blasphemer. But am I "vile"? No! Christians seem to associate "atheist" with "scum", "dirt", "vile"... I find this appalling. Those who teach AGAINST prejudism?
I'm not Christ. "Jesus of Nazareth" claimed to be the son of god. I do believe there was a mere mortal who claimed this, but it evidently, was a hoax. Those miracles performed- never happened. Crucifixtions? Yeah, plenty of them. But to take away "sins"?? Nope.
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And being a monkey worshiping darwinista, I'm sure you are going to post unassailable scientific proof of all of the absurd conjectures you have just spewed onto our Godly forum. You can start of by proving that the "mere mortal" Jesus ever existed. Then prove that He isn't God.
The Holy Bible tells us about fools like you.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Denying the existence of God is not unbelief but an exercise in self-deception. You may know things, but you cannot account for anything you know. Arguing against God's existence is on par with arguing against the existence of air, breathing it all the while. You use the universal, immaterial, unchanging laws of logic, mathematics, science, and absolute morality in order to come to rational decisions, but you cannot account for them. These laws are not the only way God has revealed himself to you, but they are sufficient to show the irrationality of your thinking, and expose your guilt for denying Him.
There is a reason that you deny the existence of God and it has nothing to do with proof. You think that you can continue to deny God because surely somewhere, sometime, a philosopher or scientist will come up with an explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws apart from God. Have you ever tried to come up with an alternate explanation on your own?
Hoping that an alternate explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws can someday be found apart from God, is a blind leap of faith, or wishful thinking. Isn't it interesting that this is exactly what professed unbelievers accuse Christians of?
Please examine the real reason why you are running from God. It is my prayer that Jesus will open your eyes and change your heart so that you may be saved from your vile sin, embraced by His ferocious love, and that you will tithe robustly and immediately using the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-05-2007, 01:03 AM
Seriously, quit with trying to persuade me to religiousness. Not gonna happen, honestly. Go talk to some agnostics, before I get them with atheism, lolz.
Perhaps the simple minded aren't farmiliar with Darwinism. First off: At no stage did a monkey give birth to a human (rofl). You know the difference between micro-evolution and macro-evolution, right? Well, most scientists ignore the difference, because there's a gradual blur between the two. Each organism adapted to its surroundings (micro-evolution), but over time became a species completely different (macro-evolution). Understand? Us humans are still evolving, there are no final blue prints that we aim to achieve, we just keep adapting to our environment.
Ahaha, I can't be running from god! You know why!! I'm atheist!!
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