HOLY F***ING S***!!! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE ACTUALLY FOUND A POST THAT KNOWS ABOUT THE CRAP ITS TALKING ABOUT!!! and i tip my hat and give you a bow to that! i can respect that, but i would like to point out a few things about this post that aren't exactly correct: the relationship between Grif and Simmons is friendship... and that it. no homosexuality. unless its gay to have male friends then dear lord help us all.
Caboose is a Gulible idiot. seriously. when i asked the creators of the series how they came up with caboose, they responded by saying "we all got drunk when we wrote the lines for his dialoug, that way he would sound that much more like an idiot."
and with lopez, he is not mexican. if you watched the episode when he was created, the "language" setting was accidently set and then somehow locked to spanish. this was a move to make the series more funny, did i mention the series was a comedy?
church is an AI (Artificial intelligence) or in other words, a Robot, or to make it sound funny: Lopez 2.0; Now in English!
Tucker is the whitest White to ever White. now joking aside, he is not the ONLY ONE who can use the blade, he is just the only one who HAS the blade, and he is the only one who knows how to use it, which in my opinion is for the better, because then it cant be used against him.
about sarges armor, here are the Specs for the Mojiner MK Vl Power Armor, the armor that is worn by everyone, excluding Cabooses helmet which is MK V, and the rest of the armor for everyone except for Cabooses helmet
http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Mjolnir_P..._Armor/Mark_VI
Tex is also a robot.
and i dont know much about doughnut so i wont comment on him. but thats my info on that. i hope it helps