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Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-10-2010, 06:32 PM
May God bless my Brothers and Sisters in Christ!
Just got home from the exceptional sermon by our Pastors. Nearly a full hour devoted to the lessons we can learn from the book of Judges! Praise Jesus!
But our Pastor's closing left me with a disturbing question. When he asked for a show of hands of all that plan to donate during next week's blood drive at Landover Baptist Memorial Hospital, I noticed that nearly all the coloreds responded in the affirmative.
Now, I know that we enjoy a secure community of saved souls, both white and dark. Praise Jesus that all of our citizens have been purified by accepting Jesus Christ as our Savior.
Still, I must ask if it is wise to pool plasma from all the other races with whites? Saved they may be, but we know that much of their sinful nature is genetic.
I'm just concerened that I may someday need surgery and transfusions. Would I awake with an erection and sodomize the first person I see? Develop a craving for collard greens, fried chicken and watermelon? Have an affinity for shining shoes and washing cars? Develop a crack cocaine addiction? Steal anything not bolted down?
While racism is as rare in Freehold as a whore in a church, have you not also wondered if this practice is safe? Perhaps one of my fellow Christians can assauge my fears with Scripture. Or should we really have seperate blood banks just to err on the side of caution?
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-10-2010, 06:39 PM
This is the first I've heard of such a thing.
We have never allowed Negra blood to be used in transfusions.
For True Christians it can only be from other pure white True Christian Americans.
I certainly won't be allowing any of my Negra servants to attend and I suggest that everyone else does the same.
There has been much Negra blood spilled in Freehold over the years, but never in our Whites-only Hospital.
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-10-2010, 06:47 PM
Well Mr. Porter, being a women and not yet a True Christian™, please take what I am saying with a grain of salt, but it seems to me that getting a nigra blood infusion could be a costly mistake!
"And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant." Genesis 25:27
Now, seeing as how the curse of Canaan is passed on through descendants, I believe that while a person receiving a nigra blood infusion will not suffer any ill-effects, any children they have would presumably be mulattos, due to the nigra blood flowing in the parent's veins.
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-10-2010, 07:02 PM
Nigras and Homers are infected with H.I.V. We need to safe our Sons and even our daughters from the infected blood!
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-10-2010, 07:38 PM
Wait, are you telling me they mix the blood bags of Negroes and White Christians? I always thought they were marked by race.
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-10-2010, 09:40 PM
Actually, I think negro and white blood might be compatible, believe it or not. Of course, it should only be used in a dire emergency need. The reason being is that some doctors have had success implanting other species' organs into human bodies....like remember that kid that got the baboon heart?
Negroes are are extremely similar to baboons, so it goes to reason that we can use other species' blood, like negroes.
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-10-2010, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Actually, I think negro and white blood might be compatible, believe it or not. Of course, it should only be used in a dire emergency need. The reason being is that some doctors have had success implanting other species' organs into human bodies....like remember that kid that got the baboon heart?
Negroes are are extremely similar to baboons, so it goes to reason that we can use other species' blood, like negroes.
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I can see why a Nigra would want white blood, it will boost their IQ a lot, might even straighten their nappy hair.
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-10-2010, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Talitha
This is the first I've heard of such a thing.
We have never allowed Negra blood to be used in transfusions.
For True Christians it can only be from other pure white True Christian Americans.
I certainly won't be allowing any of my Negra servants to attend and I suggest that everyone else does the same.
There has been much Negra blood spilled in Freehold over the years, but never in our Whites-only Hospital.
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Why not take it and sell it to liebral areas like New York? They are always desperate for Negro blood because of all the gang shootings. That way your servants can feel like they've done a good thing and the hospital gets some money from the transaction.
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-11-2010, 05:11 PM
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
If your blood-drive has an over-abundance of Negroid plasma , it can be purified and distilled into a high strength tonic !
The secret is to properly treat the plasma to rid the excess " jungle" from it. A blood drive with Negro constituents must be handled carefully; like a cattle drive with wild oxen mixed into the heard.
DRIVEN BLOOD
The de-jiggafication method begins :
1) Use only the male Negro plasma. Females give off too much yo-yo-yo sista hormones, and will only pass on the undesirable tendency for fat-assed sass.
2) Play Country & Western music while the blood is extracted. This will reduce the porch-monkeys' level of androgen's that stimulate the Hip Hop urges. (note: The Negroes feet will stop shuffling if you have the proper level of Garth Brooks playing.)
3) No White females should be anywhere near the Negroes when the blood is extracted. Its' eyes will roll, and its' teeth will sparkle if it even senses a White woman.
It is medically OK to monitor the Negroid penis to make sure it has not sensed a White female. A plastic cable-tie affixed around the circumference of the Negroes johnson can be tightned to limit any stray "rape thoughts".
4) After the blood is drawn, it needs time in motion.
The bad-blood of Negrocity will start to separate to the bottom rim of a container after about 1/2 hour. A good distillation method is to place bottles of groid blood in the back of a pick-up truck and ride some rough rural roads for about an hour. They hate pick-up trucks and fear country roads. Their genes will submit.
When the driven blood has formed a sediment, you will have primo bottles of invigorating top blood to juice up the Church elders.
The effects will be favorable: athletic strength, sexual prowess. Hyper-natural ability to randomly lie, cheat, and steal : OR similarly preach the Bible for hours on end.
PLUS, a total resistance to flies and rat bites.
The toxic bottom waste that remains after the driving process can be dumped over the Mexican border . This concentrated scum will never even be noticed in the beaner gene pool.
" Have an affinity for shining shoes and washing cars? Develop a crack cocaine addiction? Steal anything not bolted down?"--- that's the sludge part, and it will dilute smoothly into Mexico (with only a faint odor).
Good Luck with the blood drive, save me an extract of the "good stuff"!
{PS: I tested this method out on some homeless darkies I enticed into Moms basement. My experiments showed that it is faster to sedate them with a few Dunkin' Donuts , 8-12 Xanax's, and a few bottles of wine first ... makes em' more pliant. }
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-13-2010, 05:10 PM
Interesting plan, Butch.
You're sure it won't result in becoming black by injection, right?
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-14-2010, 02:22 AM
Personally, I would keep it separate. That way, you can use the good white donations for regular blood use, and save the negra blood for last-ditch emergency transfusions, or veterinary needs. It probably does a good job on rust removal, too!
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-14-2010, 02:26 AM
Isn't AIDS enough proof it's not?
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-14-2010, 02:42 AM
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Isn't AIDS enough proof it's not?
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Why are you racist and stereotypical?
We have many fine blacks in Freehold that do not have the AIDS. HIV is the curse from God for gayness, not for being unfortunate to have been born of the dark skin.
Are you a Christian man?
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-14-2010, 02:45 AM
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Why are you racist and stereotypical?
We have many fine blacks in Freehold that do not have the AIDS. HIV is the curse from God for gayness, not for being unfortunate to have been born of the dark skin.
Are you a Christian man?
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-14-2010, 02:52 AM
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Where did it start?
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Where did polio start? Encephalitis? Downs Syndrome? Multiple sclerosis?
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-14-2010, 03:05 AM
I am a man of god, sir, and I will not be insulted as a 'redneck' from a queer, good day.
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-14-2010, 03:07 AM
This post has given me so much to think about!
When I was born, there were antibodies in my own blood that were killing me.
They had to do a total transfusion on my infant body. Every drop of my original blood was drained and different blood was pumped into my baby veins.
I do not know if all the blood was drained first, then replaced, or how it was done, but I went home from the hospital with someone else's blood in me.
Growing up, I was always different from the rest of my family. Not once was I ever arrested. I never set a single fire, did not get suspended from school, and I never smashed up any of my parents' cars.
My mother got mad at me once when everyone in the family was downstairs yelling at each other and throwing things and I was upstairs praying to Jesus for them. She pushed open the door to my room and harshly accused, "It's like you're not even a part of this family!"
Now, I'm am beginning to think that there might be a valid, verifiable reason.
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-14-2010, 03:10 AM
I pray for you, a further proof of the evils of 'science', they'll do anything to torture a baby.
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-14-2010, 03:25 AM
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I am a man of god, sir, and I will not be insulted as a 'redneck' from a queer, good day.
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Re: Is Negro Blood Safe For Transfusions? -
10-14-2010, 03:44 AM
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Where did it start?
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The Aids started from homers having funky monkey sodomy with green monkeys. Then the monkey sexing homers started having sexural liasons with other homers.
I don't personally mind if a nigra gives blood, unless of course they have had sex with a monkey or a homer and then no, no they shouldn't. Secular 'science' supposedly screens for such things, but no doubt like all their sciency stuff, their screening is probably more theory than practice so no screening would have been done at all.
So, if I had to go with secular sciences 'proven' methods, then no, I would not want to have a nigra blood transfusion.
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