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Default Hi - 04-29-2018, 04:29 PM

I am a new member of this forum, I was raised a Baptist from birth. However, I wasn't religious for a 8 year period. I have a daughter from a previous relationship and her father is a Mormon, my daughter is 14 and wants to get baptised in the Mormon church not the Baptist church my husband and I attend.

1) I need advice on how to punish her
2) I need advice on convincing her it is correct to be a Baptist and incorrect to be a Mormon

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Jesus Re: Hi - 04-29-2018, 04:55 PM

Danny,


I can feel your spiritual frustration - and what man wouldn't be frustrated if your significant other had an 8 year period? Did she remain in the menstra-hut the entire time? I hope so, or the cleansing ritual from that experience will be horrendous.


As the man of the house, discipline should be the first thing you learn to administer. It's pretty simple, actually. But have you read the Bible? Do you trust in its precepts? Do you wave it high and shout to the Lord in thanksgiving for its guidelines?


Some forms of discipline that will be helpful in your case:


1. Deprivation of freedoms
2. Spankings
3. Face slapping
4. Dark room therapies
5. Shunning


As far as dealing with the Baptist v. Mormon thing: Aren't you the head of household? Just forbid her to associate with mormons and use discipline if there is any lack of obedience. A very loud "YOU WILL BE A BAPTIST OR YOU WILL DIE AND GO TO HELL," accompanied by the physical discipline the Bible speaks of will surely suffice.


Happy to help - and I'm sure others will join me in assisting you!


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Hi - 04-29-2018, 06:52 PM

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I am a new member of this forum, I was raised a Baptist from birth. However, I wasn't religious for a 8 year period. I have a daughter from a previous relationship and her father is a Mormon, my daughter is 14 and wants to get baptised in the Mormon church not the Baptist church my husband and I attend.

1) I need advice on how to punish her
2) I need advice on convincing her it is correct to be a Baptist and incorrect to be a Mormon

Thanks
Hi Danielle and to our Godly forum!

We have an entire subforum dedicated to Christian parenting. Please feel free to browse through it and comment if you have more questions.

Some of the highlights within that forum include these excellent threads:

Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners
Caught my children making idols. What size rod should I use to beat them?
Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

I hope this was helpful, dear. By the way - which Bible verse do you find the most inspiring?
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Default Re: Hi - 04-29-2018, 06:58 PM

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Hi Danielle and to our Godly forum!

We have an entire subforum dedicated to Christian parenting. Please feel free to browse through it and comment if you have more questions.

Some of the highlights within that forum include these excellent threads:

Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners
Caught my children making idols. What size rod should I use to beat them?
Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!

I hope this was helpful, dear. By the way - which Bible verse do you find the most inspiring?
I have 2 verses I find inspiring but one that has stuck with me my whole life is Psalm 30:5 King James Version (KJV)

5 For his anger endureth but a moment; in his favour is life: weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
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Default Re: Hi - 04-29-2018, 08:02 PM

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I have 2 verses I find inspiring but one that has stuck with me my whole life is Psalm 30:5 King James Version (KJV)

5 For his anger endureth but a moment; in his favour is life: weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
That is a beautiful verse indeed. Especially in the context of this one:

2 Peter 3:8
But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.



If a Lord's day can be as long as a thousand years for the humans, how long can a "moment" be?
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Default Re: Hi - 05-02-2018, 12:23 PM

Fourteen, you say? That is such an impressionable age.

Say, perhaps I should take your daughter under my wing?


She needs Godly friends who still set good examples for her.


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Default Re: Hi - 05-02-2018, 04:21 PM

Haha I knew this place was funny but seriously a man administering discipline to a 14 year old using physical violence. That is too far.
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Haha I knew this place was funny but seriously a man administering discipline to a 14 year old using physical violence. That is too far.
What do you mean, dear? Beating the sin out of children is recommended by God in the Holy Bible:

Proverbs 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

Do you find the Word of God to be "funny"? In this case, enjoy Hell, atheist fool!

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Haha I knew this place was funny but seriously a man administering discipline to a 14 year old using physical violence. That is too far.
Maybe for Lucifer, who wants parents to feel guilty for setting limits, disciplining their children, and being white. But it's not too far for God. Why, He has a built-in safety hatch for protection of True Christian™ families:
Withhold not correction from the child:
for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
Proverbs 23:13


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hi - 05-03-2018, 12:57 AM

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What do you mean, dear? Beating the sin out of children is recommended by God in the Holy Bible:

Proverbs 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

Do you find the Word of God to be "funny"? In this case, enjoy Hell, atheist fool!

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
This is just a site where we all troll each other right ?
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No, sweetie. This is the site where we True Christians™ teach others about the wonderful contents of the Holy Bible, and where atheists come to troll us.

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If you want to be a troll, dear, that's entirely up to you. You will duly fail, so why take the risk?


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Dear Mr. Star,


Trolls live under bridges, at least that is what I have been told. None of the Good People of Landover live under bridges ergo they are not Trolls.


Now onto more important matters. Your child obviously needs severe disciplining and this is allowable as long as you adhere to the guidelines given by God in His Book, the Holy Bible (KJV 1611).


Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Proverbs 22:15 - Foolishness [is] bound in the heart of a child; [but] the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

Proverbs 29:17 - Correct thy son, and he shall give thee rest; yea, he shall give delight unto thy soul.

Ephesians 6:4 - And, ye fathers, provoke not your children to wrath: but bring them up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord


These are just 4 examples, there are many, many more, but I will let you find them yourself. Also, bear in mind that the punishment must also be in line with local and national laws in your country.


Always remember that YOU are responsible for how your child is raised:


Proverbs 22:6 - Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.


Another thing. You say your daughter is 14? My question is, why is she not yet married to a Good Christian man and ensuring that the world is populated with more Soldiers for Christ? Just make sure you do not allow her to marry a darky or someone who is not white.


Leviticus 19:19
Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.


It's not my suggestion, it's God's.


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PS. I happen to have an upright and God fearing son of marriageable age.


Isaiah 66:15

For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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