[sue ryton]

Hi,why does your registration really have to be such a long process for sure we click on the link hoping joining us just a one click go ahead but it become different.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by sue ryton

Hi,why does your registration really have to be such a long process for sure we click on the link hoping joining us just a one click go ahead but it become different.

Hello and to our friendly forum, dear!

Now that you have endured that long and arduous process of registration, would you mind introducing yourself?

You know, things like what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by sue ryton

Hi,why does your registration really have to be such a long process for sure we click on the link hoping joining us just a one click go ahead but it become different.

Registrants to the forum originally were required to redeem their firstborn sons as per the wishes of the LORD regarding fellowship and glorification (Exodus 13:12-15 ; 22:29 ; 34:20 ; Numbers 3:45 ; 8:17 ; 18:16 ; Leviticus 12:2 Leviticus 12:4) but our Jew Lawyers whined and complained so much about all the legal mumbojumbo they had to wade through that it was eventually dropped. Consider yourself lucky, dear, and welcome to our forums!

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by sue ryton

Hi,why does your registration really have to be such a long process for sure we click on the link hoping joining us just a one click go ahead but it become different.

Vs. actually attaining salvation (according to the standards delineated in the Bible) in a modern western society? A snap.

Jesus ain't Jeff Bezos, sugar. He actually cares that you read and abide by His Terms and Conditions (all 630+ of them), 100%.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

And see Revelation (it's the last book in the Bible, so easy to find) for a description of the results of the penalty clauses for inevitably violating the contract you signed by being conceived on Earth.

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by sue ryton

Hi,why does your registration really have to be such a long process for sure we click on the link hoping joining us just a one click go ahead but it become different.

Hello Sue,


Now that you have gotten over your whiny little rant about joining this fine, upstanding community please tell us more about yourself, your hopes, dreams, aspirations AND most importantly your Walk With Jesus.


YIC
TT

[BrotherLarry]

Mr. Ryton:


Imagine standing outside the gate of the most beautiful place in the world. On the other side of that gate, the weather is perfect, the food is natural and delicious. All the things you can ever imagine wanting are found there - yours for the simple price of completing a short verification process so the citizens know you are indeed who you say you are.


That's what coming to Landover Baptist Church is, sir. All the perfection of God is found in these pages. His pathway to Salvation®, an explanation of His Word, and people to help you journey toward Heaven in joy and determination. Don't you think it's worth a few moments of your time, sir? Don't you?


I do. I found joy unspeakable and full of glory here. So shall you, sir. So shall you.


Welcome to the friendly forums of Landover Baptist Church: God's Favorite!


BrotherLarry


PS: But introduce yourself properly as the instructions above state or you'll be shunned like a woman in the men's side of a mosque.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by sue ryton

Hi,why does your registration really have to be such a long process for sure we click on the link hoping joining us just a one click go ahead but it become different.

Hello, Stu! Welcome to our friendly forums: God’s favourite forum!

You see, the reason these steps are taken is because a lot of homersexualisticalism advocates simply join up to mock Jesus and to ride roughshod over our most cherished beliefs.

So the extra time it takes to join weeds out those who’s attention span is very low and will probably lose interest as the next youthful clean limbed, naive glabrous young youth walks past (possibly shirtless) on his way (probably) to play tag or rough house with his chums in a barn (perhaps).

Jesus told us we would be mocked.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake

But He also gave us the Bible(JKV1611) to filter out those who know nothing of Him and only have hate in their hearts.

But rejoice! You have shown your yearning for Christ to come in side you and are here, now!

What Church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) and when did you start your walk with Christ?

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by sue ryton

Hi,why does your registration really have to be such a long process for sure we click on the link hoping joining us just a one click go ahead but it become different.

I usually do not bother trying to ex[plain this to females as they usually only want to talk about children or cooking.
Getting on to this private website should be difficult. It should be a lot more difficult. Becoming a Christian should be harder than being an Amway salesman. Could you imagine if people got to go to Heaven 'just because on whim, they wanted to go'? The place would be chock full of riff-raff.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by sue ryton

Hi,why does your registration really have to be such a long process for sure we click on the link hoping joining us just a one click go ahead but it become different.

Yep, we get snowflakes and Tide Pod eaters here - so I shouldn't be surprised. It's an "open book" test for Christ's sake - I remember those from school when the teacher would announce them and I was overjoyed because I knew I was going to ace it.

You must be one of those George Soros "open border" types that think anyone should be allowed in anywhere without knowing anything about the country where they're going, the culture, customs, laws, form of government, religious practices, food, and language spoken. Just waltz right in and any number of people will drop what they're doing and take care of you.

[Diesel Stanford]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Vs. actually attaining salvation (according to the standards delineated in the Bible) in a modern western society? A snap.

Jesus ain't Jeff Bezos, sugar. He actually cares that you read and abide by His Terms and Conditions (all 630+ of them), 100%.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

And see Revelation (it's the last book in the Bible, so easy to find) for a description of the results of the penalty clauses for inevitably violating the contract you signed by being conceived on Earth.

What then? shall we sin, because we are not under the law, but under grace? God forbid. (Romans 6:15)

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Diesel Stanford

What then? shall we sin, because we are not under the law, but under grace? God forbid. (Romans 6:15)

Uh, exactly? I think?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Uh, exactly? I think?

You seem to be having trouble understanding The Bible. Let God explain it for you:

III John 1:11 Follow not that which is evil, but that which is good. He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

What does that mean? It means that you should not pursue evil things but do good things, or in your case try to do good things but you will fail. That means you have not seen God. Sometimes people think they see "gods" or "pixies" or "beings from another dimension" (demons) but these are hallucinations caused by various reasons. Does that mean people who have seen God are unable to sin? Yes! That is exactly what God is telling us!

I John 3:4-9 Whosoever committeth sin transgresseth also the law: for sin is the transgression of the law. And ye know that [Jesus] was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin. Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him. Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous. He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

If you would like to commit your life to Jesus contact the Pastoral team at any time.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

You seem to be having trouble understanding The Bible...

The Bible, I get. The poster I quoted:


Thanks for the explanation, tho.

[Dana723]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

Mr. Ryton:

I think Sue is a lady...unless she's a boy named Sue..