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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
10-09-2013, 03:59 AM
Apparently sodomites are signing up for Obamacare because they think it will save them from dying of GRID, so if you see someone signing up for Obamacare, they are probably a sodomite.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
10-31-2013, 07:33 PM
If you play League of Legends or DoTA 2, there's a 97.6% chance of you being a homosexual.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
10-31-2013, 07:50 PM
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If you play League of Legends or DoTA 2, there's a 97.6% chance of you being a homosexual.
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I see.
So you decided that a 2.4% chance of becoming decent was worth the risk?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
10-31-2013, 07:56 PM
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I see.
So you decided that a 2.4% chance of becoming decent was worth the risk?
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That's just a 2.4% difference from funneling ant hills up your rectum with a garden shovel.
Not even one person who does that is Christian.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-07-2014, 04:53 AM
New ones for the list...
Badmouths the Godly President of Russia, Vladmir Putin.
Refuses to watch the Sochi Olympics because of the loving way Russia treats sodomites instead of not watching the Olympics because of the very real threat of terrorism (my husband, Mr. Whitford, has banned them from our house in case a suicide bomber shows up claiming to be with the cable company).
Can't wait for twinky Jimmy Fallon to replace manly Jay Leno.
Uses Google! http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/st...-doodle-020614
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-11-2014, 10:39 AM
Excuse you, but anyone can be gay there aren't 'ways to spot a homosexual.' Anyone you see on any normal day could be gay. You could be an just not know it, it's not a choice it's the way you are as a human being. Understand me?
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-11-2014, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by demonjokester
Excuse you, but anyone can be gay there aren't 'ways to spot a homosexual.' Anyone you see on any normal day could be gay. You could be an just not know it, it's not a choice it's the way you are as a human being. Understand me?
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Maybe you should read the thread from the beginning: I bet you see a lot of these traits in your queer friends.
I know that when I used to be a queer I used to sashay around like Liberace at a housefire, and I guarantee that it was easy as pie to pick me out. Now that I'm normal I walk normally.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-11-2014, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by demonjokester
Excuse you, but anyone can be gay there aren't 'ways to spot a homosexual.' Anyone you see on any normal day could be gay. You could be an just not know it, it's not a choice it's the way you are as a human being. Understand me?
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As much as I hate to agree with unSaved® trash you have a point.
The gaywise do hide their filthy side of their selves; often very efficiently. This is all about being a wolf in sheep's clothing .
What better way to get close to an eager young youth as he is rough housing (possibly shirtless) with his clean limbed young chums? The unconsciously graceful kinetics of the supple youth's musculature, often gleaming with the gleam of honest sweat in the gleaming sunlight is like catnip to these drooling perverts.
Thank you for making a valuable point. Maybe Jesus is by your sede right now, His hand moving inside of you to, bringing you off, your high horse and closer to Him?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-11-2014, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by demonjokester
Excuse you, but anyone can be gay there aren't 'ways to spot a homosexual.' Anyone you see on any normal day could be gay. You could be an just not know it, it's not a choice it's the way you are as a human being. Understand me?
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Of course anyone can be a gaysexual. It is all about choice.
A man has to choose to put on a leather thong, chaps, Lucite heals, a boa and makeup. God will not do it for him.
You see a guy like that and you wonder what choices he made? Not known for your acuity, are you?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-11-2014, 04:42 PM
Being gay is not a choice. For goodness sake, why can't you people get that in your heads? You are born gay, it's inside you. You cannot change your mind, it just happens and love is a beautiful thing no matter who it is between, gay or straight. God said love thy neighbor, God said not to judge people so if you're so into your religion quit judging people and just accept them for who they are!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-11-2014, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by demonjokester
Being gay is not a choice. For goodness sake, why can't you people get that in your heads? You are born gay, it's inside you. You cannot change your mind, it just happens and love is a beautiful thing no matter who it is between, gay or straight.
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You say one thing; the Bible says something else that's completely different. Either you're wrong, or the Bible is, and I see no reason to put my faith in you.
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Who is our neighbor?
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God said not to judge people
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Really?
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-12-2014, 03:44 AM
On a trip to the zoo, the first thing they want to do is go ogle the bears (a real man will grip his loaded rifle tightly and go looking for bears in their natural habitat).
Favorite snack food is Twinkies.
Will see an urban thug walking down the street and will refuse to go stand their ground.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-14-2014, 05:04 AM
from your reasons listed it sounds like you are 150% homosexual...
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-14-2014, 05:20 AM
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from your reasons listed it sounds like you are 150% homosexual...
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Why don't you start a post in the Introductions section, or do you normally barge uninvited into peoples' homes and start abusing them?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-14-2014, 07:00 AM
being gay is OK!
church has got to realize it before everybody realizes that they are just a bunch of homophobic old men or women who like to rant into their computers and just talk to people who think the same thing as them, look the same as them, and are as brainwashed as them.
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Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 02-14-2014 at 07:36 AM.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-14-2014, 07:47 PM
Can look at another man and say, "He is a handsome man."
Uses a urinal in a public restroom, thus allowing a glimpse of another man's maker of sons.
Celebrates a day named after the papist "Saint" Valentine.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
02-14-2014, 08:37 PM
Ignores sports except when an athlete "comes out" (sodomite code phrase that means "forces his teammates to glorify his deathstyle choice").
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
11-01-2016, 06:08 PM
This should be an obvious one...
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
11-01-2016, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there are some who attempt to disguise themselves as real men in order to hide their homosexual agenda recruitment from the eyes of normal people.
Because of this, it's useful for True Christians™ to have a guide to help them tell who is an unrepentant sodomite that needs to be kept far away from our children.
There are two categories for these signs, obvious and not so obvious. Remember, any one of these can mean that you are looking at a raging queer who will stop at nothing to destroy America and the traditional family.
Obvious
Lisps
Minces
Wears women clothing
Enjoys the WNBA
Wears pink
Goes to live theater
Watches "chick flicks"
Doesn't care for John Wayne movies
Votes Democrat
The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher
Works at a beauty parlor
Works as a stewardess
Works as an interior decorator
Works as a nurse
Liberal
Not so obvious
Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental
Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering
Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops
"Metros*xual"
Over 25 and not yet married
Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife"
Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian)
Votes Republican, but only for "moderates"
Watches MSNBC
Complains about Fox News
Listens to "pop" music
Is a public school teacher
Claims to be an "atheist"
Claims to be a "buddhist"
Claims to be a "catholic"
Let's face it, if he's not a True Christian™, he probably relishes any chance he has to spit in the face of Jesus
Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ
Only plays touch football
Is against hunting
Hates guns
Paints his walls any color except white
Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white"
Is anti-American
Doesn't want to be American
Protests against wars
Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...)
Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch
Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing
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Great advice! I showed it to George and now he has more help to find who to give the "Are you a homo?" tracts to. Now can you tell us how to spot a lesbian? They are probably far worse than male gays.
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
11-01-2016, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by queerfreddy
being gay is OK!
church has got to realize it before everybody realizes that they are just a bunch of homophobic old men or women who like to rant into their computers and just talk to people who think the same thing as them, look the same as them, and are as brainwashed as them.
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Quote:
Original post by queerfreddy: being gay is OK!
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No, it's not.
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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