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How do you people observe Lent? -
03-20-2007, 10:37 PM
Merry met and blessed be! I'm sorry I've been away for so long, but things got hectic at the Ingram-Myers household when my wife defended her thesis on postmodern critiques of Lacan.
Anyway, I was just wondering how you people observe Lent. To me, since we give up something we enjoy and give to charity instead, it's a centering time when we let go of materialist corporate culture and focus on our relationships with Mother/Father God and our fellow passengers on Spaceship Earth.
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-20-2007, 10:58 PM
We observe it from a distance and with a righteous scowl, missy! I don't know what it's like for you lezbeans up there in Canada, but calling another woman your "wife" isn't going to make her so.
As for the rest of your drug-addled ramblings, I'll leave that up to a Godly pastor who is trained to deal with such nonsense.
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-20-2007, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
Merry met and blessed be! I'm sorry I've been away for so long, but things got hectic at the Ingram-Myers household when my wife defended her thesis on postmodern critiques of Lacan.
Anyway, I was just wondering how you people observe Lent. To me, since we give up something we enjoy and give to charity instead, it's a centering time when we let go of materialist corporate culture and focus on our relationships with Mother/Father God and our fellow passengers on Spaceship Earth.
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This isn't the Catlicker Church Mr Anti-Man. We don't go for that made up Mary Worshiper stuff. God punished the Medieval Catlickers by making their food run out at the end of winter. So the Pope tried to hide it with Lent. Since Jesus loves us we Americans never run out of food.
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-21-2007, 05:54 AM
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Merry met and blessed be! I'm sorry I've been away for so long, but things got hectic at the Ingram-Myers household when my wife defended her thesis on postmodern critiques of Lacan.
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This is just another example of how Liebrals waste time, energy and money. The theories of Sigmund Freud, mired in 19th century reductionism, were discredited long ago. Leave it to a French homer like Jacques Lacan to resurrect them and now someone has to spend their time on a thesis of postmodern critiques of him.
How about giving up this nonsense for Lent, since you are so inclined to sacrifice. The wifely duties are in the kitchen and taking the manly seed.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-21-2007, 12:25 PM
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I was just wondering how you people observe Lent.
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I gave up my bellybutton for lint.
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-21-2007, 12:31 PM
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I gave up my bellybutton for lint.
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That was a good one Brother Elmer!!
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-21-2007, 12:52 PM
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Anyway, I was just wondering how you people observe Lent.
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I go and find a catlick church and spit in mary's face. I then go find the priest and tell him a miracle has occurred as the statue is crying. Then I wait for the crowds to arrive and start collecting donations that I bring directly to Landover. It's like taking candy from a baby.
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-21-2007, 02:19 PM
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Anyway, I was just wondering how you people observe Lent.
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Through a telescope sight, usually.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-21-2007, 02:41 PM
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Anyway, I was just wondering how you people observe Lent.
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Like most cathylick holidays, from a distance.
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-24-2007, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
Merry met and blessed be! I'm sorry I've been away for so long, but things got hectic at the Ingram-Myers household when my wife defended her thesis on postmodern critiques of Lacan.
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I hope you beat that Derrida nonsense right out of her!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-26-2007, 07:01 PM
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Like most cathylick holidays, from a distance.
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THAT I must agree with, I believe to be one of the DUMBEST "cathylick" holidays EVER. Besides, I can't stand fish in any form.
Now, Give me some Steak or Deer meat and I am one happy camper, Deer meat is the bestest,
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-26-2007, 07:02 PM
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THAT I must agree with, I believe to be one of the DUMBEST "cathylick" holidays EVER. Besides, I can't stand fish in any form.
Now, Give me some Steak or Deer meat and I am one happy camper, Deer meat is the bestest,
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I thought you vile hippy scum weren't supposed to harm any living creature?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-26-2007, 07:14 PM
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I thought you vile hippy scum weren't supposed to harm any living creature?
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Not much of a Wiccan.
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-29-2007, 01:01 PM
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I thought you vile hippy scum weren't supposed to harm any living creature?
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Really. If they cherry-picked their own religion any more than they do, they'd be Methodists.
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-29-2007, 05:30 PM
Oh my God oh my God oh my GOD JESUS, there's that inscrutable but somehow strangely appealing Girlie-Man again!
I only wish he'd learn to speak English so that I might communicate with him, oh - my - GOD!!!
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-29-2007, 05:37 PM
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Oh my God oh my God oh my GOD JESUS, there's that inscrutable but somehow strangely appealing Girlie-Man again!
I only wish he'd learn to speak English so that I might communicate with him, oh - my - GOD!!!
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Should you not be focusing your attentions upon Brother Green?
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: How do you people observe Lent? -
03-29-2007, 09:04 PM
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Should you not be focusing your attentions upon Brother Green?
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Where did that Good Brother go? He disappeared before he could even give me a Bouquet for Pastor to toss into The Lounge again
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