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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-21-2012, 04:08 AM
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You pompous hillbilly dumbass...
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Ephesians 6:11 "Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil."
Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them."
Matthew 5:11 "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake."
You're no Christian.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-21-2012, 04:19 AM
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Ephesians 6:11 "Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil."
Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them."
Matthew 5:11 "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake."
You're no Christian.
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You're f***ing signature is a presidential campaign propo for Ron Jeremy!! You talk about being Christian? Yet you want a porn star as president? Things is exactly what I'm talking about. All of you idiots are inbred, deranged, pathetic excuses for chimpanzees. It must be crazy to actually believe the shit you do. Your misinterpretations of the bible exemplify your idiocy.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-21-2012, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Cbeck29
You're f***ing signature is a presidential campaign propo for Ron Jeremy!! You talk about being Christian? Yet you want a porn star as president? Things is exactly what I'm talking about. All of you idiots are inbred, deranged, pathetic excuses for chimpanzees. It must be crazy to actually believe the shit you do. Your misinterpretations of the bible exemplify your idiocy.
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Didymus is obviously an atheist. I don't see how you could mistake him for a Christian, but that just shows how warped your concept of Christianity is. Didymus perpetually dangles on a thread over the precipice of banishment from our forums and eternal doom.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-21-2012, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Cbeck29
You're f***ing signature is a presidential campaign propo for Ron Jeremy!! You talk about being Christian? Yet you want a porn star as president? Things is exactly what I'm talking about. All of you idiots are inbred, deranged, pathetic excuses for chimpanzees. It must be crazy to actually believe the shit you do. Your misinterpretations of the bible exemplify your idiocy.
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Please don't confuse the atheist scum Didymus Much with the True Christians™ here. He's a known pervert and drug addict, and he doesn't speak for us.
Come to think of it, you papists have a lot in common with him.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-21-2012, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Cbeck29
You pompous hillbilly dumbass. You need to stop. Yu think you can control me, you can't even control yourself. You and your cult don't even have clue on how the world really works. This crazy forum is like the footloose town times a hundred. It's just intolerable, insufferable, idiots who don't give a damn what you have to say, and have no intention of having a rational argument. It's probably because there's not a rational bone in you. You inbred retards don't have a freaking clue. You think you know what god wants, but you delusion psychos are only repeating what your cult leaders made up
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Just a suggestion--try this and see how it works:
And for those who suffer of this masturbation-acne condition, check this out: do not masturbate for two weeks, notice how your WHOLE body's oil will become normal, also notice the difference between the hairloss during a chronic-masturbation period and a period where you just forget your friend.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-21-2012, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Please don't confuse the atheist scum Didymus Much with the True Christians™ here. He's a known pervert and drug addict, and he doesn't speak for us.
Come to think of it, you papists have a lot in common with him.
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You have a lot in common with him you shit brained scumbag
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-21-2012, 04:33 AM
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You have a lot in common with him you shit brained scumbag
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Okay, bye then.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-21-2012, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Cbeck29
You have a lot in common with him you shit brained scumbag
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Looks like you'll have quite a bit for confession this week.
But in the meantime, why don't you try reading your Bible? There's a lot of great stuff in there for aspiring Christians to take to heart, such as:
1 John 5:18 " We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not."
1 Thessalonians 3:13 "To the end he may stablish your hearts unblameable in holiness before God, even our Father, at the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ with all his saints."
Remember, true repentance doesn't just mean confessing your sins to God (I'd have liked to hear your justification for doing it in a booth with a guy in a dress, but as you're banned, that's not gonna happen), it means NEVER SINNING AGAIN.
Here's an entire thread about how True Christians™ live: True Christians are Perfect!. Enjoy!
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-22-2012, 02:53 AM
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Ignorant mormon. Faith has no relation to acne. Period. I would like to see one of you bible thumping idiots cite the bible stating that pubescent hormonal pimples have a direct relation to sin. You cannot. Because its bulls***.
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I never said faith had any relation to acne.
I stated an empirical fact, that no True Christian™ has had acne since being Saved.
You choose to believe that everyone is a pizza-faced God-mocker like yourself. That's your decision.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-22-2012, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Cbeck29
You pompous hillbilly dumbass. You need to stop. Yu think you can control me, you can't even control yourself. You and your cult don't even have clue on how the world really works. This crazy forum is like the footloose town times a hundred. It's just intolerable, insufferable, idiots who don't give a damn what you have to say, and have no intention of having a rational argument. It's probably because there's not a rational bone in you. You inbred retards don't have a freaking clue. You think you know what god wants, but you delusion psychos are only repeating what your cult leaders made up
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Why are atheists so angry all the time? It does make you wonder if this chronic masturbator had a lot of acne and now is realizing that he brought it on himself.
If anyone needs the love of Jesus and proves the important mission of our Godly forum, it is this guy.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-22-2012, 08:49 PM
Haha you people are crazy.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-22-2012, 09:05 PM
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Haha you people are crazy.
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Ecclesiastes 7:6
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
04-22-2012, 11:13 PM
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Haha you people are crazy.
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Tell us about how much fun you have with your steely, dani. We'll all get a big hoot.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
07-12-2012, 05:22 PM
Having grown up in the Baptist Church most of my young life until 20, I noticed teenage, adult, and even infant acne on some of the members there. They were all good people with giving, caring, hearts and didn't dare judge others. My question is this, if in fact acne is the sign of the devil then please be so kind as to explain the Hollywood trash, sluts, adulterers, pedophiles and the like and how they have flawless skin. "Movie Stars" and "Celebrities" (I use these terms lightly) often have no signs of acne or any other skin conditions but are more sinful and greedy than the "average" person. Why is this?
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
07-12-2012, 05:43 PM
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Having grown up in the Baptist Church most of my young life until 20, I noticed teenage, adult, and even infant acne on some of the members there. They were all good people with giving, caring, hearts and didn't dare judge others. My question is this, if in fact acne is the sign of the devil then please be so kind as to explain the Hollywood trash, sluts, adulterers, pedophiles and the like and how they have flawless skin. "Movie Stars" and "Celebrities" (I use these terms lightly) often have no signs of acne or any other skin conditions but are more sinful and greedy than the "average" person. Why is this?
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Oh don't worry friend, they will get their reward come Judgement Day!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
07-12-2012, 05:43 PM
Don't you just want to kick in Mary Etherdral's teeth with that stupid piffleing smile and that brainwashed glazed over look in her eyes? Because I know I do!
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
07-12-2012, 05:44 PM
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Don't you just want to kick in Mary Etherdral's teeth with that stupid piffleing smile and that brainwashed glazed over look in her eyes? Because I know I do!
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Baby, that smile is fueled by the LOVE of JESUS!
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
07-12-2012, 05:58 PM
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Don't you just want to kick in Mary Etherdral's teeth with that stupid piffleing smile and that brainwashed glazed over look in her eyes? Because I know I do!
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You heathen scum!! You dare insult a True Christian™ lady!!!
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They were all good people with giving, caring, hearts and didn't dare judge others.
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Who cares? I know lots of "nice" people who are going to hell. Take that wafer munching ring kissing papist bitch mother teresa. She's burning in hell right now for choosing a false religion.
Also, we are commissioned to judge others. Are you sure you didn't just walk by your "Baptist" church?
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
07-12-2012, 06:20 PM
Just as I suspected, another uneducated, judgmental "answer" to a simple question. God loves all shapes, colors, and races of human on this planet. Not just white southern Baptist idiots like yourselves, there are billions of people on this earth and what makes you think that your religion is elite above all overs. God loves everyone, acne, boils, poison ivy, eczema, etc and he even loves that wet back with the big boobs, Roberta. She is a hypocrite, how can she expose her body and breasts in a bikini on this site and not get lustful attention from men...she clearly is the devil and is wanting young men to masturbate to her, she is blatantly a source of temptation. You people are sickening and have nothing educated or logical to back up your absurd, off the wall ideals. God is frowning on all of you self-righteous hicks.
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Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! -
07-12-2012, 06:29 PM
What version of the Bible have you read? The Fischer Price version?
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You people are sickening and have nothing educated or logical to back up your absurd, off the wall ideals. God is frowning on all of you self-righteous hicks.
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Right. Friend, I have the King James version of the Bible, you know, the literal Word of GOD!!! You atheist homo scum never cease to amaze with your shear ignorance.
2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.
Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.
Care to back up your weak claims with scripture? And don't be quoting from your child's version of the Bible, all other versions are false (in other words, it doesn't count).
Galatians 1:7-9
7 Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
9 As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.
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