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Default God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-05-2012, 08:32 AM

I'm a 37 year old senior manager at a major Swedish corporation. I have a big house on an island in the Stockholm archipelago. A comfortable life. But I'm looking for a woman to share it with. I'm pretty much surrounded by ungodly atheists.

I used to be married. But she was ungodly and left me when I started studying the Bible seriously and acting on it. She was a liberal Christian. They're almost worse than atheists IMHO since they're wolves in sheeps clothing. She was also a feminist and didn't take a beating like a proper woman. Instead she called me a wife-beater. Ungrateful harlot. But such is life in ungodly Sweden.

I take the disciplining of my wife seriously and will strive to make her obedient and eager to serve. I promise to whip my future wife regularly so she knows her place.

So far I have no children, which brings great shame to me.

I'm looking for a virgin woman in a good childbearing age, 15 - 23. 15 is age of consent in Sweden. The younger the better, since it's more likely she's truly a virgin. I prefer blondes. It'll just be easier to fit in in Sweden. A wife of mine of course doesn't work. She'll be a housewife and I expect her to turn to me for any big decission in her life. It's a bonus if she can cook. But it's not important. I have a cleaner, and I can take on a cook if the need arises.

All my wife needs to do is to care for our future children, look pretty, decorate the house and keep herself fit. Yes, I'll be careful not to beat her in her face.

I'm also willing to buy someone's daughter if I get a good offer. Even if arranged marriages are illegal here, it'll only be a problem if the wife ever learns it's illegal. As long as she's kept down, I doubt it'll be a problem.

Anybody out there for a good Christian like me?


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-05-2012, 09:09 AM

I feel your pain, most keenly. We are of similar age and both professionals, you in your management role and myself in my public utility supervisory role.

My advice would be to look the immigrant population. Young female immigrants are often greatly impressed by the manly, successful (in the prime of his life) True Christian™ (you have some way to go but time will tell).

My advice to is to hire a cleaning lady of the right age and demeanour. The servile nature of immigrants and thier often iffy residential status puts you in a good position to mold her into the woman you deserve.

Start by being her boss and the natural docility if woman kind will come through soon enough. Develops a system of infractions that start off costing her money but slowly move on to undermining her self confidence. Steadily lower her wage by saying her work is sub par and make her work late to isolate her from her family and friends.

Strongly imply that you are the only one who will ever employe her and she would likely deported under the new rules (immigrants live in fear of having to go home).

Start telling her what she should be wearing and definitely make sure she does not wear any make up (this will make her feel plain and unwanted).

By now her world should revolve around you and you can step up the pace to gentle physical coercion for infractions.

Start by taking her hand to show her how to dust properly and soon she will be conditions to allow you to touch her and control her actions. Move on from moving her limbs to moving (in a controlled steady way) to moving her bodily around the room.

Soon enough she will learn that you have the right to invade her space and make her do and be where you want her to be.

Continue undermining her sense of self and volition and soon you could suggest she becomes 'live in' and then let beautiful nature take it's course.

But what ever happens, never let her loose sight of the fact that no one will ever want her or love her except for you and every time you discipline her, how ever much it hurts, you are doing it because you love her and want to save her from the fire of Hell.

I'd write more but Marta has just arrived and we need to have words.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-05-2012, 11:07 AM

Good suggestions. A woman of the age I'm looking for is probably easier to mold like this. I'm going to go looking. We have plenty of Russians, Ukrainians and Polaks here. Shouldn't be that hard to find a prospective mate.

The only problem I can see is that most women in ex-communist countries tend to be very slutty at a very young age. How can I trust her virginity?


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-05-2012, 11:20 AM

Simply ask them

If they tell the truth you are onto a winner; if they lie you know in advance that they are on the short bus to Hell.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-05-2012, 12:02 PM

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Simply ask them

If they tell the truth you are onto a winner; if they lie you know in advance that they are on the short bus to Hell.

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Of course, silly me. If she's a god fearing Christian she'll never lie.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-05-2012, 04:24 PM

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I'm a 37 year old senior manager at a major Swedish corporation. I have a big house on an island in the Stockholm archipelago. A comfortable life. But I'm looking for a woman to share it with. I'm pretty much surrounded by ungodly atheists.

I used to be married. But she was ungodly and left me when I started studying the Bible seriously and acting on it. She was a liberal Christian. They're almost worse than atheists IMHO since they're wolves in sheeps clothing. She was also a feminist and didn't take a beating like a proper woman. Instead she called me a wife-beater. Ungrateful harlot. But such is life in ungodly Sweden.

I take the disciplining of my wife seriously and will strive to make her obedient and eager to serve. I promise to whip my future wife regularly so she knows her place.

So far I have no children, which brings great shame to me.

I'm looking for a virgin woman in a good childbearing age, 15 - 23. 15 is age of consent in Sweden. The younger the better, since it's more likely she's truly a virgin. I prefer blondes. It'll just be easier to fit in in Sweden. A wife of mine of course doesn't work. She'll be a housewife and I expect her to turn to me for any big decission in her life. It's a bonus if she can cook. But it's not important. I have a cleaner, and I can take on a cook if the need arises.

All my wife needs to do is to care for our future children, look pretty, decorate the house and keep herself fit. Yes, I'll be careful not to beat her in her face.

I'm also willing to buy someone's daughter if I get a good offer. Even if arranged marriages are illegal here, it'll only be a problem if the wife ever learns it's illegal. As long as she's kept down, I doubt it'll be a problem.

Anybody out there for a good Christian like me?
Definitely the Slavic races, despite being backwards idoloters of communism, papism, and other superstitions, are at least capable of producing firm, supple young caucasian females who can milk cows and plant potatoes, unlike their spoiled Western counterparts who are mostly whorified wenches only capable of signing a bill on your credit card and then filing for divorce.

Plus evidence indicates that Swedish women, being atheists, are also the biggest sluts in Europe, and the only European females who actually prefer(!) nigras, yuck.

Go with a Slav.
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Definitely the Slavic races, despite being backwards idoloters of communism, papism, and other superstitions, are at least capable of producing firm, supple young caucasian females who can milk cows and plant potatoes, unlike their spoiled Western counterparts who are mostly whorified wenches only capable of signing a bill on your credit card and then filing for divorce.

Plus evidence indicates that Swedish women, being atheists, are also the biggest sluts in Europe, and the only European females who actually prefer(!) nigras, yuck.

Go with a Slav.
Swedish women have gone soft with feminism. They're lazy and won't even take a beating silently with dignity any more. It leads to major whining every time.


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Swedish women have gone soft with feminism. They're lazy and won't even take a beating silently with dignity any more. It leads to major whining every time.
A starving Ukrainian peasant women is not inflicted with such an attitude.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-16-2012, 06:44 PM

I suggest finding a mail order bride from any third world country, but make sure she is white. They are easier to control since they haven't been infected with the feminazi illness. Also, they are used to being smacked around when they are disobedient.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-17-2012, 05:10 AM

Don't marry a slant, whatever you do.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I'm a 37 year old senior manager at a major Swedish corporation. I have a big house on an island in the Stockholm archipelago. A comfortable life. But I'm looking for a woman to share it with. I'm pretty much surrounded by ungodly atheists.

I used to be married. But she was ungodly and left me when I started studying the Bible seriously and acting on it. She was a liberal Christian. They're almost worse than atheists IMHO since they're wolves in sheeps clothing. She was also a feminist and didn't take a beating like a proper woman. Instead she called me a wife-beater. Ungrateful harlot. But such is life in ungodly Sweden.

I take the disciplining of my wife seriously and will strive to make her obedient and eager to serve. I promise to whip my future wife regularly so she knows her place.

So far I have no children, which brings great shame to me.

I'm looking for a virgin woman in a good childbearing age, 15 - 23. 15 is age of consent in Sweden. The younger the better, since it's more likely she's truly a virgin. I prefer blondes. It'll just be easier to fit in in Sweden. A wife of mine of course doesn't work. She'll be a housewife and I expect her to turn to me for any big decission in her life. It's a bonus if she can cook. But it's not important. I have a cleaner, and I can take on a cook if the need arises.

All my wife needs to do is to care for our future children, look pretty, decorate the house and keep herself fit. Yes, I'll be careful not to beat her in her face.

I'm also willing to buy someone's daughter if I get a good offer. Even if arranged marriages are illegal here, it'll only be a problem if the wife ever learns it's illegal. As long as she's kept down, I doubt it'll be a problem.

Anybody out there for a good Christian like me?
Don't go and get a mail order bride when there are plenty of virgin women ready to be faithful housewife to appease and worship Jesus (Like myself). Please don't add to those Commie scum.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 07-04-2012, 09:55 AM

Why the hate, friend?

What do you hate queers for?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

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He probably is one, and is trying to seduce a True Christian™ man into Madame Butterfly-esque perversion of the worst sort.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 07-07-2012, 07:58 AM

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He probably is one, and is trying to seduce a True Christian™ man into Madame Butterfly-esque perversion of the worst sort.
I'm thoroughly and continually shocked by all these queers that come to God's most friendliest of websites with the singular intention of entrapping manly True Christian™ men with their gay viper's nest.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-09-2013, 12:46 PM

I just thought I'd post an update. It was easy to find a woman. She didn't speak any English, (or Swedish) so the communication wasn't the best. But we had some good chats where the great staff at the agency acting as translators. But she came over to Sweden and it all looked great. She's 24, which wasn't quite as young as I'd hoped. Not the best looker either. But she's slim and a virgin, which I think is the most important. Or was a virgin. We're now happily married. She's an excellent cook.

But I have a question. She keeps running away. She doesn't know anybody here so after she's lost the police has to bring her back. I've tried whipping her, chaining her in the cellar. But somehow I find it hard to keep her under control. I work during the days and I can't keep her locked in the house all days. It's not practical.

Any advice?

Whenever we're together she's very obedeint.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-10-2013, 06:01 AM

I have asked my father and he has agreed I could apply for this role, I am of child bearing age, for although I have been sexually assaulted it was not by his tallywhacker and therefore I am still a virgin.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-10-2013, 06:09 AM

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I have asked my father and he has agreed I could apply for this role, I am of child bearing age, for although I have been sexually assaulted it was not by his tallywhacker and therefore I am still a virgin.
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I apologise, I see you have found yourself a wife. I did not realise there was a second page.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-12-2013, 02:58 AM

Why don't you get out of Sweden then?
It's such a nice country, it doesn't need people like you
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-12-2013, 03:02 AM

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Why don't you get out of Sweden then?
It's such a nice country, it doesn't need people like you
Do you always run away from your problems like a coward, or do you try to fix things from within?


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Why don't you get out of Sweden then?
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As much as it pains me to live in this vile heathen country I do take it upon me to spread the word and help save these poor souls. This country needs true Christians now more than ever before. Now our government is debating on allowing polygamy in order to make the Muslims happy. It's time to fight back.

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Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.”

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Declare his glory among the nations, his marvelous works among all the peoples!


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