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This is really embarassing -
03-13-2007, 01:51 PM
My daughter died a few months ago. She got ran over by a train. Well my wife has been taking it pretty hard. I came in early the other day because the tractor broke its PTO.
Anyway Iwas shocked because my wife had had little Dale in my dead daughter's room and was dressing him up like my Daughter, Dolly!
What should I do?
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-13-2007, 01:55 PM
Read the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover, and use the Paypal button at the bottom of this page to set things right with Jesus.
I'd hurry if I was you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-13-2007, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb
My daughter died a few months ago. She got ran over by a train. Well my wife has been taking it pretty hard. I came in early the other day because the tractor broke its PTO.
Anyway Iwas shocked because my wife had had little Dale in my dead daughter's room and was dressing him up like my Daughter, Dolly!
What should I do?
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Calmly explain to your wife that, according to Deuteronomy 22:5 (The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God), she's turning little Dale into an abomination in the eyes of the LORD. It sounds to me like God probably killed your daughter as a form of pre-emptive punishment on your wife, you should probably explain that to her as well.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-13-2007, 02:01 PM
I'm pretty sure that's a sin. You better get your wife back in the kitchen where work will take her mind off things and beat the Hell out of your kid, because he's on his way thanks to your wife!
Then clean that room out and make it into a pool room or something so you won't be reminded of your daughter. I'd give all her clothes to the Landover Charity drive if it's not too far away, or burn them all.
Deutronomy
22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-13-2007, 03:49 PM
God's killing of your child was a sign that you need to get your life back on track and worship him. Through his perfect wisdom and infinite perfection he has decided that the only way to prove that he deserves your love is to murder your young child. I hope you will take this opportunity to visit the pay pal button on our website and help yourself achieve Eternal Salvation™ through the form on a love offering to HIS favorite church.
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-13-2007, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb
My daughter died a few months ago. She got ran over by a train. Well my wife has been taking it pretty hard. I came in early the other day because the tractor broke its PTO.
Anyway Iwas shocked because my wife had had little Dale in my dead daughter's room and was dressing him up like my Daughter, Dolly!
What should I do?
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I'd send your wife and son both to the LBC psychiatric facility for observation and reprogramming help in finding their way back to Jesus.
Your wife because she's clearly disturbed, and your son because he more than likely is very confused right now, because of the perversions his mother has introduced into his young and tender mind.
Meanwhile, check into your lawsuit against the railroad and see whether there is a settlement coming soon!
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-13-2007, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb
My daughter died a few months ago. She got ran over by a train. Well my wife has been taking it pretty hard. I came in early the other day because the tractor broke its PTO.
Anyway Iwas shocked because my wife had had little Dale in my dead daughter's room and was dressing him up like my Daughter, Dolly!
What should I do?
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Rent a copy of the 'psycho' series and show them to your wife, so that she can see what could happen when a boy is forced by a psychotic mother to dress as a girl.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-14-2007, 12:14 AM
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Rent a copy of the 'psycho' series and show them to your wife, so that she can see what could happen when a boy is forced by a psychotic mother to dress as a girl.
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Typical misguided advice from an empty-headed witch.
Why should you advise this poor man to watch an old movie made by that British sodomite Hitchcock, when he has the Word of God available? The Holy King James 1611 Bible is our guide for any problem that satan throws our way. Not some far-fetched movie with a totally made-up story line.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-14-2007, 12:19 AM
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Typical misguided advice from an empty-headed witch.
Why should you advise this poor man to watch an old movie made by that British sodomite Hitchcock, when he has the Word of God available? The Holy King James 1611 Bible is our guide for any problem that satan throws our way. Not some far-fetched movie with a totally made-up story line.
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Oh, the irony of that statement coming from a bible-basher.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-14-2007, 02:42 AM
Dont listen to them Dwanye, what you really need to do is just talk to your wife. See what is wrong with her, obviously there is the death of your daughter but you just have to explain to her that's in the past and there's no sense in turning her life into a living hell over something she had no control over; no im not talking in a religious sense here. People die, it's a natural occurence in life, try to explain to your wife that you still have a son to love and that he needs as much support as he can get.
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-14-2007, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Oh, the irony of that statement coming from a bible-basher.
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Filthmonger! I am not the one bashing God's Holy Word.
The only thing I bash is witches....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-14-2007, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Filthmonger! I am not the one bashing God's Holy Word.
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I'm not bashing, I'm merely pointing out flaws and nasty parts.
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The only thing I bash is witches....
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That can't be true! What about :
*Liberals
*Homosexuals
*Women's liberationists
*Children
*Womenfolk in general
*Your hired help
*Anyone who believes different than you
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Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-14-2007, 12:59 PM
Well, I turned to the Bible and indeed that's where the answers lay. I took little Dale and locked him in the clset wearing nothing at all but a Bible and told him jesus was watching him and he better cry! I let him out after he had memorized deutronomy 22.
as for the wife I asked as calmly as possible why she thought sending little Dale to Hell was a good idea. Then I sent her to the kitchen and told her to work it out of her system.
I think I'll turn the empty room into a Nascar museum with a large plasma screen tv.
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-14-2007, 01:08 PM
Well, I'm glad that's settled then. Still it feels like some beatings are in order...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-15-2007, 10:52 PM
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Dont listen to them Dwanye, what you really need to do is just talk to your wife. See what is wrong with her, obviously there is the death of your daughter but you just have to explain to her that's in the past and there's no sense in turning her life into a living hell over something she had no control over; no im not talking in a religious sense here. People die, it's a natural occurence in life, try to explain to your wife that you still have a son to love and that he needs as much support as he can get.
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Then everyone can hug and go out for ice cream!
You sicken me, hippy. The only answer is Jesus, and Dwayne knows it. That's why he came here for help, not fluffybunnypillows.com.
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-16-2007, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I'm not bashing, I'm merely pointing out flaws and nasty parts.
That can't be true! What about :
*Women's liberationists
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He already mentioned witches.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-17-2007, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by jalmquist
Dont listen to them Dwanye, what you really need to do is just talk to your wife. See what is wrong with her, obviously there is the death of your daughter but you just have to explain to her that's in the past and there's no sense in turning her life into a living hell over something she had no control over; no im not talking in a religious sense here. People die, it's a natural occurence in life, try to explain to your wife that you still have a son to love and that he needs as much support as he can get.
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What are you? Some kind of a sick, commie, boobist?
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-24-2007, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb
Well, I turned to the Bible and indeed that's where the answers lay. I took little Dale and locked him in the clset wearing nothing at all but a Bible and told him jesus was watching him and he better cry! I let him out after he had memorized deutronomy 22.
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Memorizing nonsense isn't a good way to solve problems
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-24-2007, 08:20 PM
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Memorizing nonsense isn't a good way to solve problems
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Amazing! Once again, you spit out an incomplete sentence attacking God's commandments, while offering nothing of value.
We are truly blessed by your insights.
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Re: This is really embarassing -
03-27-2007, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
I'd send your wife and son both to the LBC psychiatric facility for observation and reprogramming help in finding their way back to Jesus.
Your wife because she's clearly disturbed, and your son because he more than likely is very confused right now, because of the perversions his mother has introduced into his young and tender mind.
Meanwhile, check into your lawsuit against the railroad and see whether there is a settlement coming soon!
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It's things like this that have our youth turning homer. True Christians have to get this country straightened out immediately.
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