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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-19-2008, 03:58 AM

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Well yoooou had better get started right away or Jesus won't be happy, speed boy! My son-in-law slaps me upside the head during the day and paddles my fanny at night because it's the GODLY thing to do, and he's not even my husband!

You accept abuse from your son-in-law!?


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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-19-2008, 04:01 AM

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You accept abuse from your son-in-law!?
She's a True Christian™ lady, so why shouldn't she?

And it's NOT ABUSE, OKAY!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-19-2008, 04:07 AM

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She's a True Christian™ lady, so why shouldn't she?

And it's NOT ABUSE, OKAY!!
The abusers always say it's not abuse.
Psychos like this need to be locked away where they can't hurt anyone else. If she ever decides she wants to get away from abusers like that, I'll be more than willing to help her. Sadly, you can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-19-2008, 04:28 AM

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She's a True Christian™ lady, so why shouldn't she?

And it's NOT ABUSE, OKAY!!

It IS abuse, it's NOT okay, and the Nazarene carpenter rabbi you claim to follow would NOT approve.


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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-19-2008, 11:04 AM

WOOOOO RABBIT!


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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-19-2008, 05:42 PM

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The abusers always say it's not abuse.
Psychos like this need to be locked away where they can't hurt anyone else. If she ever decides she wants to get away from abusers like that, I'll be more than willing to help her. Sadly, you can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
Bigot, you need to spend a little time with the Holy Bible KJV 1611, then come talk to us about what is right and wrong. We are correcting their errors and mistakes with discipline. We are preventing them from walking a path straight to hell.

Don't you care about anyone enough to worry about their eternal soul?

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It IS abuse, it's NOT okay, and the Nazarene carpenter rabbi you claim to follow would NOT approve.
Like you are a specialist on what God wants us to do.


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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-19-2008, 06:22 PM

Crotch what are you doing here ? Vent your spleen on a forum other than this one. We barely tolerate the Ladies of Landover® when they intrude here.

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It IS abuse, it's NOT okay, and the Nazarene carpenter rabbi you claim to follow would NOT approve.




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28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-19-2008, 06:25 PM

So now you are spewing American colloquialisms on our Godly Forum™.

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The abusers always say it's not abuse.
Psychos like this need to be locked away where they can't hurt anyone else. If she ever decides she wants to get away from abusers like that, I'll be more than willing to help her. Sadly, you can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink.




Leviticus 26:27-29

27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-19-2008, 10:47 PM

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Bigot, you need to spend a little time with the Holy Bible KJV 1611, then come talk to us about what is right and wrong. We are correcting their errors and mistakes with discipline. We are preventing them from walking a path straight to hell.

Don't you care about anyone enough to worry about their eternal soul?
I dunno, I kinda think following people like you is the fastest and easiest way to get sent straight to hell. Twist and distort the words of the Bible to support the most horrific ideals I've ever heard of.... God isn't going to be happy with you for this.
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Did anyone bother to ask when the right time to stop beating your woman is?


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I dunno, I kinda think following people like you is the fastest and easiest way to get sent straight to hell. Twist and distort the words of the Bible to support the most horrific ideals I've ever heard of.... God isn't going to be happy with you for this.
By all means feel free to show us exactly which scriptures we have "twisted and distorted." Chapter and verse, boy.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-20-2008, 12:35 AM

What is your point ? A True Christian™ man cannot stop what has not been started. If God ordains it we must do as He commands.

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How about before you start?




Leviticus 26:27-29

27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-20-2008, 01:39 AM

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What is your point ? A True Christian™ man cannot stop what has not been started. If God ordains it we must do as He commands.

God never said that men should beat their wives.


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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-20-2008, 05:25 AM

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God never said that men should beat their wives.
#1) What do you care what God might have said or not said? You are a God-mocking witch!

#2) Since you have never opened a Holy Bible (except for tearing out pages to roll your marijuana cigarettes), why are you spouting off about what it says or doesn't say?

#3) What do you think the word "subjugate" means?? Because that's what God commands Men to do to women.


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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-23-2008, 12:29 PM

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Did anyone bother to ask when the right time to stop beating your woman is?

You guys stop? I usually just keep hitting her until she loses consciousness, and even then I kick her in the ribs a few times afterwards.
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-25-2008, 05:42 PM

It is never all right to beat a women, maybe in self defence but not if she "Brushes your holy bible to little " or god forbid " burn your stake!"
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-25-2008, 05:45 PM

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God never said that men should beat their wives.
Exactly!
It isn't right to beat the person you love and want to spend your life with, it isn't all right to really beat any one else for that fact.
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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-26-2008, 01:12 PM

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Exactly!
It isn't right to beat the person you love and want to spend your life with, it isn't all right to really beat any one else for that fact.
So then just sitting back and allowing them to displease Jesus is fine and dandy?

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Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


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Default Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? - 10-26-2008, 03:12 PM

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So then just sitting back and allowing them to displease Jesus is fine and dandy?
There not displeasing jesus, there displeasing YOU, when she doesn't do something you want, you beat her! when she does something wrong, YOU BEAT HER, and before she does something wrong YBH...
Your with her because you love her right? you want to spend your life with her, right? well why would you beat her! shes the woman you love for $#@% sake, act like a nice husband!
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