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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-09-2008, 05:46 PM

I get so sick of everything going back to women. Oh, THIS is so degrading to women, THAT is so insulting to women, wah, wah, wah.

I'll tell you what is degrading, and that's having to bend over in the lake of fire to receive Lucifer's barbed tallywacker up your rear end.

The Bible clearly outlines the woman's place in this world, and as the heads of our households, it's the job of us men to see to it that the women stay put. They are too weak to help themselves, so we must treat them as though they were children (the way CHRIST treats us) so that they may be pure.

Because we are saved, it would not be a pleasurable act to watch another man's wife or daughter strutting about mostly naked in an iron chastity belt. It would be a repulsive sight, but because this forum is populated with selfless, upright men, it is a sacrafice they are willing to make.



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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-09-2008, 05:50 PM

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I understand what your saying and have no hard feelings about the impending charges.
Impending charges? Do you think I'm going to send you a bill for reading your inane posts? If that's the case, I read everything you wrote.

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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 10-25-2008, 08:11 PM

hahaha! oh what could be next with you crazy sexist people, women getting collars around there neck so they can never leave the kitchen! hardy hardy

No but seriosly, you guys have got to lighten up.
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 03-03-2009, 08:18 PM

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hahaha! oh what could be next with you crazy sexist people, women getting collars around there neck so they can never leave the kitchen! hardy hardy

No but seriosly, you guys have got to lighten up.
I wear a collar and enjoy every minute of it. I actually don't like it when I can't be wearing his collar (like when I'm at work in the office).
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 03-03-2009, 08:26 PM

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I wear a collar and enjoy every minute of it. I actually don't like it when I can't be wearing his collar (like when I'm at work in the office).
What's wrong with wearing your Purity Necklace at work?


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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 04-14-2009, 01:24 AM

Thats cruel and your gonna go to hell for it!!!!
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 04-20-2009, 09:07 PM

How do they use the toilet?
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How do they use the toilet?
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 04-20-2009, 10:22 PM

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Sitting down.
It doesn't get dirty?
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 04-20-2009, 10:27 PM

How should I know? Do you think I look down there?





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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 04-20-2009, 10:51 PM

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How should I know? Do you think I look down there?
A Woman has to put this herself? What if she lies?
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 04-21-2009, 12:31 AM

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A Woman has to put this herself? What if she lies?
What do you mean, "what if"? Ever heard of Eve?


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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 04-21-2009, 01:09 AM

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What do you mean, "what if"? Ever heard of Eve?
That's exactly my point!
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 01-21-2010, 03:18 AM

I for one am sick and tired of this! I have been married to my husband for 5 years and he still doesn't believe in me. I thought the point of the bible was to teach belief. How can I believe in anything after I've been put through this kind of... humiliation to say the least! I loved him and would have never done anything to betray him!!! And there was a time when he liked it when I played with myself in front of him! In fact he loved it we'd do it together and even invite others... but after being "saved" he completely changed. I'm lucky if I get to leave the house! I had to quit my job and I was making decent money!

You all should be ashamed for putting us through this. We are people too not things to be taken advantage of. We give you life. It seems as if you'd be unfazed if we were to just die all of a sudden. You think we'll go to hell. There's no way God if he really does exist would ever want his children to be treated this way.
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 01-21-2010, 03:51 AM

Who is this guy who you think is your husband? It's not the lead singer of My Chemical Romance, is it?


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I for one am sick and tired of this! I have been married to my husband for 5 years and he still doesn't believe in me. I thought the point of the bible was to teach belief. How can I believe in anything after I've been put through this kind of... humiliation to say the least! I loved him and would have never done anything to betray him!!! And there was a time when he liked it when I played with myself in front of him! In fact he loved it we'd do it together and even invite others... but after being "saved" he completely changed. I'm lucky if I get to leave the house! I had to quit my job and I was making decent money!

You all should be ashamed for putting us through this. We are people too not things to be taken advantage of. We give you life. It seems as if you'd be unfazed if we were to just die all of a sudden. You think we'll go to hell. There's no way God if he really does exist would ever want his children to be treated this way.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 01-21-2010, 01:48 PM

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There's no way God if he really does exist would ever want his children to be treated this way.
1. He does exist.
2. The Bible explains God's Word in great detail. Read it.
3. No one is interested in your immoral atheist drivel.


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Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Thumbs up Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 01-30-2010, 04:30 AM

Anyone who keeps a woman in a chastity belt should get neutered FAST.
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Is there a possibility that you could give a reference in the Bible(KJV 1611) to support you opinion?
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 01-30-2010, 04:56 AM

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Is there a possibility that you could give a reference in the Bible(KJV 1611) to support you opinion?
Yeah, it's in the Book of Sexual Acts Chapter 69, Verse 69:

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