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Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham -
03-27-2007, 01:37 AM
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I hunt my own Deer as well, Now how many Women can do that? I'm awesome with a 30-30 Deer rifle with laser scope.
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Good Lord, a retarded chimpanzee could hit a full-grown buck with a laser scope. That's nothing to brag about.
As to your question, what proper True Christian woman would want to try and emulate a man by hunting deer? That just shows us that you are proud of the fact that you are a bull-duke who hates Jesus. Any proper woman would be at home making biscuits and getting ready to wash the deer guts off her man's clothing and hunting knives.
We are not impressed.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham -
03-27-2007, 02:16 PM
Any proper woman would be at home making biscuits and getting ready to wash the deer guts off her man's clothing and hunting knives.
I do that as well, My husband and I Deer hunt together and clean and gut it together. It's FUN and Enjoyable and we waste no part of said Deer. Hunting for meer sport IS wrong, Hunting for FOOD is not. Doing something one enjoys does a "bull dyke" make me, It makes me a VERY happy and fulfilled WOMAN. You're just threatened by a WOMAN who can do more for herself than YOU can. Bye, Hubby needs me, He's got a head cold and needs his nurse now. My poor baby.
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Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham -
03-27-2007, 04:08 PM
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Doing something one enjoys does a "bull dyke" make me, It makes me a VERY happy and fulfilled WOMAN.
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Well, at least you admit it!
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Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham -
03-27-2007, 06:34 PM
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Well, at least you admit it!
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You can't ever tell when a person make a TYPO. The word NOT was supposed to be up there, but what should I expect from such "superior" being such as yourself? As for the "bull dyke" comment from Zeke YOU WISH I was. My Husband will love your comment when he wakes up. If I'm a bull dyke I'm the BEST looking bull dyke that EVER walked the face of the Earth and I love my MAN to boot, Who would of have thought a bull dyke loving a REAL man. LOL Funny
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Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham -
03-27-2007, 06:39 PM
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You can't ever tell when a person make a TYPO. The word NOT was supposed to be up there, but what should I expect from such "superior" being such as yourself? As for the "bull dyke" comment from Zeke YOU WISH I was. My Husband will love your comment when he wakes up. If I'm a bull dyke I'm the BEST looking bull dyke that EVER walked the face of the Earth and I love my MAN to boot, Who would of have thought a bull dyke loving a REAL man. LOL Funny
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Dear Lezbean, bull dyke, baby-eater,
Please stop making this thread about YOU. Quite frankly I tire of hearing about your sinful personal life.
Are you here to give your life to JESUS or to waste our GODLY bandwith?
p/s: Thank GOD that dreadful pink font is gone.
Stern, Sister Thumper
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Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham -
03-27-2007, 06:58 PM
Pork Ice Cream
Active time: 45 min Start to finish: 17 3/4 hr (includes chilling and freezing)
Makes about 1 1/4 quarts.
Ingredients
1 1/2 cups diced raw pork
1 can pork gravy
3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons sugar
2 teaspoons cornstarch
1 1/4 cups whole milk
2 large egg yolks
1/4 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup chilled heavy cream
Special equipment: an instant-read thermometer; an ice cream maker
Accompaniment: lacy rice noodle crisps
Preparation
Bring pork, 1/2 cup gravy, and 1/2 cup sugar to a boil in a 2- to 3-quart heavy saucepan, stirring until sugar is dissolved. Reduce heat and simmer, stirring occasionally, until pork is tender, about 5 minutes. Stir together cornstarch and remaining gravy in a small bowl until cornstarch is dissolved, then add to cooked pork mixture and simmer, stirring frequently, until thickened, about 1 minute.
Bring milk just to a boil in a 1 1/2- to 2-quart heavy saucepan. Whisk together yolks, remaining 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons sugar, and a large pinch of salt in a bowl, then add hot milk in a stream, whisking. Pour custard back into saucepan and cook over moderately low heat, stirring with a wooden spoon, until custard registers 170 to 175°F on thermometer, 2 to 3 minutes. Immediately pour custard through a very fine-mesh sieve into a bowl, then stir in pork mixture and vanilla and cool to room temperature, stirring occasionally. Stir in cream, then chill custard, covered, until very cold, about 4 hours.
Freeze custard in ice cream maker. Transfer ice cream to an airtight container and put in freezer to harden, at least 12 hours.
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Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham -
03-27-2007, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Dear Lezbean, bull dyke, baby-eater,
Please stop making this thread about YOU. Quite frankly I tire of hearing about your sinful personal life.
Are you here to give your life to JESUS or to waste our GODLY bandwith?
p/s: Thank GOD that dreadful pink font is gone.
Stern, Sister Thumper
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Let me see here why did I repsond to your post because I am none of the terms you addressed in your opening line. One can love Jesus and give their heart to him WITHOUT becoming a member of your UNGODLY church.
As for my Pink font, Here it is just for you. Unless I'm banned I WILL post here for as long as it is permitted by your UNgodly pastor's. If I'm damned to Hell, I'm 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000% certain I'll see MOST if not ALL of you there. Till next time Tootles. <<Kisses to all>>
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Reason: Sorry, we don't "Think Pink" at LBC. Pinkness removed.
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Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham -
03-27-2007, 07:09 PM
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Let me see here why did I repsond to your post because I am none of the terms you addressed in your opening line. One can love Jesus and give their heart to him WITHOUT becoming a member of your UNGODLY church. [/B][/COLOR]
[COLOR=magenta]As for my Pink font, Here it is just for you. Unless I'm banned I WILL post here for as long as it is permitted by your UNgodly pastor's. If I'm damned to Hell, I'm 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000% certain I'll see MOST if not ALL of you there. Till next time Tootles. <<Kisses to all>>[/]
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Why you uppity, back-talking, impudent bull-dyke,
You have been assigned 100 infraction points for sassing a Moderator.
Please behave on God's Favorite Forum. Pastors aren't the ONLY ones with itchy Ban Button fingers.
Stern, Sister Thumper
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Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham -
03-27-2007, 07:20 PM
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Why you uppity, back-talking, impudent bull-dyke,
You have been assigned 100 infraction points for sassing a Moderator.
Please behave on God's Favorite Forum. Pastors aren't the ONLY ones with itchy Ban Button fingers.
Stern, Sister Thumper
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What's the word I'm searching for.................Oh yeah, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, Big Deal
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Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham -
03-28-2007, 04:12 AM
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What's the word I'm searching for.................Oh yeah, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, Big Deal
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Mrs. Snotty Pink Wicked --
We do not allow Pinks in God's Favorite Forum, whether Commie or other. Therefore, you will not be allowed to post in Pink anymore.
You clearly hate Jesus and His Holy Father JeHoVaH - I for one fail to understand why you continue to subject us to your sub-par grammar and sub-human intellect. A GENIUS, you are not. A SLACKER, more like!!
Unless you can demonstrate some valid reason for wanting to be here, I suggest you find a substitute Church where you may slack off and harass and persecute someone else with your Pinkness.
Landover Baptist Church does NOT "Think Pink"!
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Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham -
03-28-2007, 07:15 PM
Guantanamo Pig's Knuckles With Sauerkraut & Dumplings
1 each egg, well beaten
1 cup flour
1 1/2 tablespoon butter, melted
1/2 cup water
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 dash nutmeg
5 each pig's knuckles
2 1/2 lb sauerkraut
Clean, scrape and wash thoroughly the pig's knuckles. Combine with the sauerkraut and cover with cold water. Cook slowly until the knuckles are tender. To the beaten egg, add the melted butter and water. Sift the flour, salt and nutmeg together and combine with egg mixture. Beat thoroughly. If necessary, add more flour to make batter stiff enough to drop from spoon. 20 minutes before serving drop the batter by spoonfuls into the hot sauerkraut. Cover pot tightly and serve as soon as dumplings are cooked. Force feed to Mudslime Terrorists on Easter Sunday.
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Re: Favorite Easter Recipes - Ham Ham Ham -
03-29-2007, 12:20 AM
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You can't ever tell when a person make a TYPO. The word NOT was supposed to be up there, but what should I expect from such "superior" being such as yourself?
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Friend, typos are one thing, but leaving out a word that changes the entire meaning of your sentence is another. If you're in the habit of casually leaving the word "not" out of sentences, how do we know that you didn't meant to write "The word NOT was NOT supposed to be up there, but what should I expect from such "superior" being such as yourself?"
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Originally Posted by WiccanCouple6
Let me see here why did I repsond to your post because I am none of the terms you addressed in your opening line. One can love Jesus and give their heart to him WITHOUT becoming a member of your UNGODLY church.
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Yes, because who would know more about loving Jesus? An entire Church full of Godfearing Christians or one deranged pagan who rejects Jesus' lovingkindness and spits in his eye?
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Guantanamo Pig's Knuckles With Sauerkraut & Dumplings
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Praise! Something tells me that the eggs won't be the only things that are "well beaten" in that recipe!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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