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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 11:52 AM
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my parents have never once beaten me nd i get good grades i never get in trouble see you can be good without beating , beating only makes a child worse.
OK then what would you do if a child of about 9 hit a pastor?
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According to the Holy Bible, that child would be taken to the edge of town, and stoned to death by all of the Church members. Including her parents.
Is there something you'd like to tell us, child?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 12:06 PM
what do you do with sissy children then?
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 12:11 PM
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what do you do with sissy children then?
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Landover Baptist has a very successful treatment program to cure homersexurality, involving the application of electrodes and intense prayer... Would you like to enroll?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 12:15 PM
It may be the only way to help you! I suggest that you take them up on their offer.
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10-08-2006, 12:18 PM
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Landover Baptist has a very successful treatment program to cure homersexurality, involving the application of electrodes and intense prayer... Would you like to enroll?
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No now 1. I am a girl 2. i don't see anything wrong with boys who don't play sports or cry and 3. I don't see anything wrong with gays or homersexuals.
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 12:24 PM
Once again, I have to ask. Have you ever even seen a bible? Do you know nothing of what God asks of you? It is so obvious to most people that homers are evil, and being a girl just means that you are a lesbo, which is just as bad. I am a young man who plays football, baseball and basketball, and all boys should play or at least enjoy those sports. Boys who cry should be electrocuted out of it, as per the Landover program.
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 12:29 PM
yes i have seen a bible we do religous education at school
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 12:32 PM
Obviously you need to attend a school that teaches you religion better then. The one true religion, obviously. Otherwise you'd be damned to hell! Which you are.
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 12:35 PM
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yes i have seen a bible we do religous education at school
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Unless you are being educated by the Holy KJV1611 Bible, then what you are getting is greased up for satan you anally rape you for eternity.
As for homers, God hates them, and so do we.
Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
God also hates lezbeans, so if you are one of those, time to quit playing scissor sisters.
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 05:08 PM
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ok not true I think you are completely wrong muslims jew pagans catholics we are all just people with diferent beleifs not all muslims are terrorists people who think they are, are just ignorant and yes sorry but you are racist deal with it!
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Grammar. Spell check. Use it.
Then maybe a good Pastor will come along and give you the sharp rebuking you deserve.
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 08:43 PM
I find you all so ignorant.
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 08:51 PM
Jesus weeps when He thinks of you so we don't care what you find as ignorant. Being a bleeding heart yourself, I'm sure you can find some secular "doctor" to "talk about your feelings" with.
Meanwhile we are preparing the planet for Jesus ultimate return where we will be lifted on high while you and your kind are left to fend for yourselves in the desolate wastes.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 08:59 PM
ok sure not worried cause when i die since i beleive in no afterlife and don't want an afterlife I'll be dead and not have to suffer any so called godly plagues also I live in england thousands of miles away I never ever have to meet you guys so I am definatley not worried!
ok whateve
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 09:02 PM
When the Islamocidal maniacs force you to accept Sharia lies as law we will see who comes begging for Jesus help.
Have a blast sinner!(literally)
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 09:03 PM
Hell exists whether you want it to or not. If you don't become saved, (And also learn to speak American English, the language of Jesus) then you will burn there for all eternity.
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 09:04 PM
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I find you all so ignorant.
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Ignorance comes from not being knowledgable in the KJV1611. You better pray hard and tithe fast, because it's people like you who give all others with the "Under Investigation" status a bad name!
"If a minister believes and teaches evilution, he is a stinking skunk, a hypocrite, and a liar."
- W. A. "Billy" Sunday, 1925.
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 09:06 PM
what does speaking American English have to do with being saved?? I speak the way I do because of were I am from including my accent and the words I use.
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 09:08 PM
what does tithe mean?
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Ignorance comes from not being knowledgable in the KJV1611. You better pray hard and tithe fast, because it's people like you who give all others with the "Under Investigation" status a bad name!
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 09:12 PM
Tithing means giving all your money to God (through Landover). Just steal some credit cards from your parents, go to paypal, and type the right numbers in the right boxes. Put in all the money that your parents have! If you don't, you'll go straight to hell. What's more important, your ill gotten money or your eternal soul?
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Re: Holy War breaks out in England -
10-08-2006, 09:13 PM
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It means you Love the Lord Jesus Christ. Not only with all your Heart and Soul but also your Wallet.
By the way, we have Missionaries such as Brother Temperance even in your part of the world. Perhaps we should send him round to "Minister" you?
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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