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Default A prayer for society - 12-12-2006, 05:40 AM

Society sickens me brothers and sisters. I can't even begin to explain how so. Men laying with men, women laying with women, men laying with animal etc. You see advertisements on TV about giving to a 3rd world country and their children. About how they are going to starve without our cash...give give give they say. Let's feed our own, better yet, they can cook, clean, fix and whatever else may need done in our homes and be happy about it. The whining fools ask for money, our help in war, technology etc.....I say screw them. Our nation was built on one man, Jesus Christ. Yes he says to give unto others, but we as a nation are tired of giving to those who do not give back.

And our one and only GWB with the help of the Lord, fighting it all. Tooth and nail. His worries are our own "How can I defeat this deficit? How can I turn those mudslimes to our way of thinking" And yet we have these fools in our own country denouncing our godly President. We all know the answers to these questions......Faith....yea it's gone over the wayside from society's point of view...but, there are still a few of us out there. GWB has it....why not the rest? Why? Because of the filthy people that oppose the faith and want to demolish what Faith has built for them. Yes for them...

They do not realise what Faith has given them, namely the people who had Faith and gave all so that the ones that denounce have their freedom.

Maybe I am just ramblin', but I am so sick of it. Two faced is what society is. Face you with this, once your head is turned, stick you with that.
Anyway, I think a prayer is needed for society in general. Let's bring it back home....to where Faith is welcome.

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Default Re: A prayer for society - 12-12-2006, 05:31 PM

I thought it was decided over in the godly men's forum that lesbians weren't too bad after all!


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Default Re: A prayer for society - 12-12-2006, 05:38 PM

Sister Hushed Agony, you have committed the Sin of Omission by failing to list ALL the possible permutations of couplings which the Lord finds distasteful!

The complete list should include:

1) Men laying with men.
2) Women laying with women.
3) Men laying with beasts.
4) Women laying with beasts.
5) Beasts laying with women with men.
6) Women laying with men and beasts in boas and fancy hats.
7) Women.
8) Men dressed as women laying with women dressed as men.
9) Number 8, where everyone is wearing a Nixon mask.
10) Number 9, with durros, horses, a pair of midgets, and at least one mumu-clad chimpanzee.

I shall pray for you, Sister, right after you confess any of the above and provide photographic proof of the same.
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Default Re: A prayer for society - 12-12-2006, 05:43 PM

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Sister Hushed Agony, you have committed the Sin of Omission by failing to list ALL the possible permutations of couplings which the Lord finds distasteful!

The complete list should include:
You forgot Catholic Priests laying with alterboys.


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Default Re: A prayer for society - 12-12-2006, 08:19 PM

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Sister Hushed Agony, you have committed the Sin of Omission by failing to list ALL the possible permutations of couplings which the Lord finds distasteful!

The complete list should include:

1) Men laying with men.
2) Women laying with women.
3) Men laying with beasts.
4) Women laying with beasts.
5) Beasts laying with women with men.
6) Women laying with men and beasts in boas and fancy hats.
7) Women.
8) Men dressed as women laying with women dressed as men.
9) Number 8, where everyone is wearing a Nixon mask.
10) Number 9, with durros, horses, a pair of midgets, and at least one mumu-clad chimpanzee.

I shall pray for you, Sister, right after you confess any of the above and provide photographic proof of the same.
First off, it's Brother Hushed and secondly, I used the etc. to cover anything else I didn't post.


And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Pslams 51:7
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Default Re: A prayer for society - 12-12-2006, 08:31 PM

Forgive me, Brother Hushed, I mistook you for a Woman due to the whiny and somewhat limp-wristed tone of your post.

I shall henceforth refer to you as Brother Hushed, unless you would prefer to be called by your nickname, Mister Sissy.
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Default Re: A prayer for society - 12-13-2006, 08:48 PM

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Forgive me, Brother Hushed, I mistook you for a Woman due to the whiny and somewhat limp-wristed tone of your post.

I shall henceforth refer to you as Brother Hushed, unless you would prefer to be called by your nickname, Mister Sissy.
You seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a rat's behind about your opinion, granted I replied, but this is the last. Judging by your name and your reputation around these parts, apparently no one else seems to like your opinion either. No limp wristers here, so take that vile assumption and give it to the trash that you fornicate with on a daily basis. I am sure they would love to indulge in your homer like ways, waiting for satan's homecoming party when we are enjoying the fruits of our labor in Jesus Christ's wonderful light.

YIC
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And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
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Default Re: A prayer for society - 12-14-2006, 04:37 AM

AMEN!! And Praise the Lord!! I agree with you completely and I join ya in prayers for this HEATHEN DOMINATED and SICK society!!


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Default Re: A prayer for society - 12-14-2006, 08:55 AM

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3) Men laying with beasts.
when i reads that, i thawt it saids "men layin wiv breasts", but that prolly cuz i just posteds about boobies an now i gots boobies on the brains, but not litteral boobies, just them figgurative ones get behind me Mr.Satan!

but i thinks it ok that i reads it wrong, cuz i pretty shore that man boobies are a abominashun anyways .
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Default Re: A prayer for society - 12-14-2006, 10:44 AM

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Forgive me, Brother Hushed, I mistook you for a Woman due to the whiny and somewhat limp-wristed tone of your post.

I shall henceforth refer to you as Brother Hushed, unless you would prefer to be called by your nickname, Mister Sissy.
You have alot of repenting to do you little fag, better get to it.
Get on your knees and beg the Lord to have mercy on your worthless soul!


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: A prayer for society - 12-14-2006, 11:19 AM

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Forgive me, Brother Hushed, I mistook you for a Woman due to the whiny and somewhat limp-wristed tone of your post.

I shall henceforth refer to you as Brother Hushed, unless you would prefer to be called by your nickname, Mister Sissy.
Listen Mr Dogbody, the True Christian™ Women of Landover, unlike Unsaved Trash are NOT whiny and certainly do not partake of "Limp-wristed" Posts.
Those kind of Posts are usually carried out by certain Ladyboy types who unfortunately frequent God's© favourite Forum.
You are the new kid on the block, so I suggest you talk to True Christian™ members with respect.

Maybe a Loving Donation to Jesus© via the Paypal button at the bottom of this page would help put matters right for you in the eyes of The Lord®.

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Default Re: A prayer for society - 12-15-2006, 12:19 AM

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Listen Mr Dogbody, the True Christian™ Women of Landover, unlike Unsaved Trash are NOT whiny and certainly do not partake of "Limp-wristed" Posts.
Those kind of Posts are usually carried out by certain Ladyboy types who unfortunately frequent God's© favourite Forum.
You are the new kid on the block, so I suggest you talk to True Christian™ members with respect.

Maybe a Loving Donation to Jesus© via the Paypal button at the bottom of this page would help put matters right for you in the eyes of The Lord®.

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The heart of the prudent getteth knowledge; and the ear of the wise seeketh knowledge.
A man's gift maketh room for him, and bringeth him before great men.
Get 'em Sister Talitha!! Dogbody obviously ain't got no respect for the women or people of Landover!

I suspect he's the DEVIL'S SPY sent into our blessed midst to disrupt GOD'S ONLY HOLY PEOPLE!!


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